DrunkMonkey

If you see a Lionfish, be sure to point it out to everyone. Lionfish are not native to the Atlantic or Carribean, but after Hurricane Andrew destroyed a Florida aquarium and released six Lionfish in 1992, there are now estimated about 1,000 of them from southern Florida to North Carolina. Sweet!

----------------------------------------------- You Might Be a Yankee If . . . I'm from Illinois, but I'm Military, so let's see how much Uncle Sam has Southernized me: The sound of Fran Drescher's voice doesn't bother you. No, she's irritating. Best watched with the mute on, or a porn soundtrack playing... You've watched the movie Deliverance and you're afraid to go on a camping trip. Ever. Never seen it... For breakfast, you'd rather have potatoes than grits. Grits are slimy...nasty...feel like snot in yer mouth... You can name at least four hockey teams. Um...Blackhawks, Stars, Coyotes, Canuks, Leafs... You don't know what a moon pie is. Little Debbie snack? You've never eaten okra. Only after joining the AF... You wonder why people in restaurants don't talk as loud as you do. I tend to be quiet, outta respect for others eating... You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun & knife show. Nope, never done that... You don't have any problems correctly pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce". Nope, no problems there... You've never had grain alcohol. I went to college...had my share, and that of many others... You are familiar with all the rules to Lacrosse. Nope, it's as confusing as Cricket... You have no idea what a polecat is. A skunk? Whenever someone tells an off-color joke about farm animals, it goes over your head. Nope, I'm friends with people from TX & OK. You've never had bangs. Nope.. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle. THAT IS JUST EVIL... You'd rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags. Both are boring--I'm going jumping! You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. I have three... You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. Lawyers make more and smell better... You refer to two or more people as "you guys" instead of "y'all". I say both... You think more money should go to important scientific research at our university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. Fuck football. You prefer a bagel over a donut. Bagels rule! You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob,Kay Bob, Bob Bob, Sara Jane) Met several in the AF.. You get freaked out when strangers in public talk to you. It's fine by me... None of your fur coats are made with real fur. Don't have one... You don't know what a Piggly-Wiggly is. Saw one on "Driving Miss Daisy..." You think NASCAR stands for the North American Society for . . . (something) NASCAR=Non Activity "Sport" Centered Around Rednecks. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. That's why God made hands and wet-naps... Your idea of a perfect meal is "Lahbsta and Clam Chawdah". Yuck. You use the horn in your car more than once or twice a year. I drive in Albuquerque...I deduct wear and tear of my horn off my taxes... Everything you know about the Civil War you learned watching TV. Well, I did learn WE WON....And the South will NOT rise again... You don't "reckon". Nope... You're not "fixin" to do anything. Nope. "JUDGES?"

*Ugh* I'll be sure to fwd that to my friends across the street at Sandia Natnl Labs...

Albuquerque... The only things I own w/wheels are my Jeep and my Mustang 5.0....heh...

I organize multi-billion dollar defense acquisitions...But nah, I cannot organize anything... heh.... How You Doin'?

I just moved into my new house. Looking for cool vintage posters for decorating. Looking for -REALLY oversize poster of Chicago skyline -GA/Cessna related stuff (vintage preferred) -Skydiving stuff (vintage preferred, don't want something cheesy, like Go Fast!'s 300 way poster...) -Army Air Corps/ AAF Propaganda -Foreign Air Forces Propaganda... Any help? THx Stay Drunk,

Cat nap, then round two... Then fall asleep with a boobie in either hand.... Then wake up and yes, take advantage of long-lasting and energetic morning wood...

Wasabi is a better decongestant than Sudafed. Plus it goes better with Sushi than Sudafed...

Yep, have made several night dives in the bahamas. You'll want to stick close to the group, have a glow stick and a good light. A backup is a good idea also. Rent them once to see if you like night dives. You will see much more sea life... It's as close to being in outer space as most of us will ever be...

Board=plank of wood Bored=lacking interesting mental stimuli. "Something Funny."

I only eat free-range marmoset.

Yep, that's the one we won...

...But we still won the Civil War...

Must be some sand in yer "V".

Beer ala DrunkMonkey: 1 Beer 1 Bottle Opener Open bottle of beer with opener. Consume beer. Enjoy!

Any other glurge you wanna post?

SVU Has a sizzling hot blonde as the ADA, IIRC...

My God! How would you exit at that speed? geez 200Kph=~100Kts. Not as bad as it sounds...Some of my Otter exits felt like that... Jen

I like sushi. It's good. I also like meerkats. They're fun to watch. I also also like watching Law & Order.

101º---that'd make for a really shitty climb rate for the jump plane..

Another news story on this credited PFC Hammer with 5 (mouse) kills. He's an Ace! EDIT: "Ace"=5 Air-to-Air kills in USAF jargon.

I like both kosher and halal meat. If I eat both, will there be a fight in my stomach?

Gawd I'm glad I got outta that state for good last week. ¡Viva Nuevo Mexico!

Just wanted to say how much my new DZ ROCKS! I had a ball jumping at a mile elevation DZ. Loooved the fast as hell landings and the wide open spaces. Dave, CJ, Grafico, Julie, Delia, Rudi, Ron, and everyone else: You guys are great--made me feel immediately at home. See y'all soon! -Neil