DrunkMonkey

A Toast: "To nipples, for without them, boobies would be pointless!"

"WILSON!!! I'm sorry Wilson....I'm soo sorry..." is this a"Love Boat" reference ? Nope--Clicky! (edited to fix clicky..)

"WILSON!!! I'm sorry Wilson....I'm soo sorry..."

Mmmm....Mouse... (drool) [/homer simpson] Feed her a hamster, just to see if the difference btw the two is like turkey and chicken to us. Then feed her a gerbil, a bilby, two stoats, and a lemur.

heh..That's funny... Actually, I'm in the USAF. Anything but an anarchist. Just cannot stand people trying to build a theocracy in my country...

Contrary to what most Fundie nutjob zealots think, "Not Christianity" is not a religion onto itself. I'd prefer it if people kept their sexual/moral repression to themselves, and let the rest of us the fuck alone...

Because the people who set laws like this are fat, religious, sexually repressed puritanical chauvenists.

A little duct tape, bondo, and we're good to go...

All of this shite is courtesy of the KKKristian KKKoalition, John "Dancing is evil" Ashcroft, and all of the other sexually repressed folk of the Religious Right...

Captions? (it's a cassowary)

As a USAF Officer, I really wouldn't want the draft. The headaches that would accompany thousands of unwilling draftees would not be worth it, IMHO.

MMMMOnkey!!

Nah, I'm strictly a beer man.

This is now hanging in my barroom at home. -DrunkMonkey

But...but...anything your candidate says is excusable, whilst everything the other guy says is inexcusable...[/sarcasm] (Not directed at you personally, LR..)

"Just remember: No matter what a stripper tells you, there is NO SEX in the Champagne room." -Chris Rock

That includes other perception-altering/physcially imparing substances that some skydivers seem so cavalier about ingesting in the name of "Freedom"...

6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment) 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing 6:46 PM Seminar #1 Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury - it's what's for dinner. 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only) 8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The government of the future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The real cause of forest fires 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas 10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare. 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong 10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: a drain on our nation's economy. 11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The dangerous cult 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again. 11:35 PM Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself 12: 00PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

Hmmmm...considering the ultimate fate of one of the original copies of this aircraft, is "Leak" the word to use here?

I think Dennis Miller said it best:

Hey wait this was on my last OPR... I thought those things were confidential??? Scott What base are you at, fellow bluesuiter? [/drunk]

http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&tab=wi&q=

I'm off to have veal parmesan...w/ a Foie Gras appetiser. TTYL...

So CBN is the same thing as Al Jazeera, but for different groups?

Any Captions for this? [/dons flame suit for RW jokes]