DrunkMonkey

Huh? Oh-Hockey. Right...

Sunny...Not your best course of action. Suck it up, go into the ER, and be honest-Tell The Truth. They've seen/heard it all. (Reference "Random objects up someone's bum" stories) You're not going to surprise them. Although I'm guessing you just blew Jun/Jul for jumping, as this will most likely slow your healing.

"William Hung, sponsored by the Orthodontics association of America, the Belltone hearing aid company, and Andy Warhol's 15 Minutes of Fame Society!!"

I just wonder how anxious our current administration would've been if they weren't in bed with Haliburton... As much as OBL is a mass-murdering fuckhead, he does have a point with regard to Halburton.

LilDebbie--what place is giving that kinda deal?

Q: How do you make 2lbs of fat look sexy? A: Add a nipple.

Esquilax: A mythical horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit.

Agreed. I work to defend freedom, not to make rich assholes at Haliburton richer. We need to pry the White house out of Haliburton's fat greasy fingers...

How about the world's most obnoxious song: THE MACARENA! Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena Hey Macarena Macarena tiene un novio que se llama Que se llama de apellido Vitorino, Que en la jura de bandera el muchacho Se metio con dos amigos Macarena tiene un novio que se llama Que se llama de apellido Vitorino, Y en la jura de bandera el muchacho Se metio con dos amigos (repeat) Macarena sueqa con El Corte Ingles Que se compra los modelos mas modernos Le gustaria vivir en Nueva York Y ligar un novio nuevo Macarena sueqa con El Corte Ingles Que se compra los modelos mas modernos Le gustaria vivir en Nueva York Y ligar un novio nuevo Now don't you worry about my boyfriend The boy whose name is Vitorino I don't want him, couldn't stand him He was no good, so I...ha,ha,ha,ha,ha Now come on, what was I supposed to do? He was out of town and his two friends were soooooo fine. ------ I am not trying to seduce you Come and find me, my name is Macarena always at the the party con las chicas que soy buena come join me, dance with me and you fellows chant along with me. Move with me, chant with me And if you're good, I'll take you home with me

Albatross!

Bunny Breeder!

Huh...and guessing by the thread title, I was expecting "no dental bills, due to scurvy-induced tooth loss."

...But speaking from personal experience, they are a BIG PAIN IN THE ASS to organize/pull off. Nothing like fighting a friggin war and having to put on an airshow at the same time...

You asked for it: Clicky! Enjoy!

Yep, the USAF and the air components of our sister services pretty much kick ass. All other countries either know our planes by buying one (RAF, RAAF, RCAF, RSAF, et al..) or being on the recieving end of an unpleasant experience provided by one...

My fav: Why don't Cornhusker cheerleaders play frisbee? A: keeps chipping their teeth.

And the Kristian Koalition are buying a lot of politicians... The FCC-an appointed body-not elected, decides what's good for the rest of us.... ...And I'll be getting XM radio this week, thanks! Fucking Puritans.

I know, Dave. I briefly dated a girl who went to A&M, and know the whole "t.u. vs A&M" thing. Just playing. Some of the Officers I work alongside are Aggies. Good hard workin' Officers. No worries.

Necessary in our current state of war. Cult? What does it cost you? I'm sure they aren't mandatory. He's just a religious person in a political office. You don't believe in the Government being aloud to keep secrets in the name of National Security? Founded on Christian principals. I'm sure you would try and exert your influence as an Atheist if you were in office. Yes...with anything credible. I'm not Atheist. Deist/Christian.. The Patriot Act--it allows far too many broad reaching powers in terms of surveillance on innocent civilians. BJU--Until recently, forbade interracial dating, calls Catholicism a "Cult," Forbids Dancing, Movies, Drinking, Smoking.---And High Priest Ashcroft endorses this f-ed up place "Prayer Meetings" Organized Religion has no place being endorsed by someone using his office as a bully pulpit. Imagine if you were a Muslim working at the DoJ--how welcomed/included would you feel? He's a zealot, blinded by his dogma.

So which system is the preferred system/one with a better life expectancy (i.e. not going bankrupt tomorrow...)

-The Patriot Act -His endorsement of cults like Bob Jones University -His insistence on holding prayer meetings on my tax dollar at his Justice Dept office. -Numerous secret lists of names held by the DoJ for reasons of "National Security" -Insistence, while using his office as a credential that the US is a Christian country (Hey asshat, we're secular!!) Need I continue?

Dave--your Shift or Caps Lock key is inop--shouldn't that be TU, or more formally, The University of Texas at Austin?

Isn't the biggest sticking point on the UN/children agreement the prohibition on 17y/o soldiers? In the US, If a kid wants to enlist at 17, she/he can with his parent's consent. No big deal--the kid waits 12 months. On the other hand, if same 17 y/o is a convicted murder, execute the predatory pile of excrement.

Qualified: To be a constitution-trampling religious zealot nutjob-yes Attorney General-no.