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Do you discuss/argue politics/religion at the dz?
DrunkMonkey replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
I had a friend who delighted in lighting up a cigarette in the temple square, whilst drinking a cappuchino. He called it "Mormon baiting." -
Yes, the system quite often promotes dipsh**s beacuse they kiss the CC's a$$, and know how to fluff their record for the promotion board, or they test well on promotion tests. I've seen some of my best flightline troops get passed over for promotion, whilst the idiot admin troop with two Article 15's gets promoted. Bureaucracy at its most inept. You get your orders, you salute smartly and carry on. Patton had it right, the conscientious objector thing is a bunch of crap for people who want hthe benefits without sacking up and doing their duty.
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I saw it as an Americanized and Urbanized(hip-hop culture) 007 movie.
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Sunny--you rock. YOu had better heal in time for Summerfest...
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Do you discuss/argue politics/religion at the dz?
DrunkMonkey replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
No, because of the overzealous born-again Xians who would never stop if we got them started. I prefer to enjoy my jumps and later my beer buzz without getting told I'm going to hell. Politics--why discuss that when you can discuss sex? -
So that's that popping noise when I was diving in Mexico..Yuck...
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Anyone listen to 103.5 in Chicago this morning?
DrunkMonkey replied to dkostas's topic in The Bonfire
He's an idiot, his daughter is an innocent victim P.S. Is Mancow on Q101 or 103.5 now? -
...Add 18 months of being someones' bitch at Ft Leavenworth USDB. Full restitution of the monetary value of all his training, food, and issued equipment. Lifetime prohibition from ever holding a GS job. Fuqur.
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[Beavis] Mmhheheheheheheheh...Poop! Mmmheheheheheheh...[/Beavis]
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I meant narrowminded rednecks ought not breed, and pass on their narrow minded views. hence sterilization. Joke, people---relax. I personally don't mind gays marrying. Doesn't pick my pocket or restrict my freedom. Have at it...with a 50% divorce rate in the hetero community, it's gonna be a mixed bag for them also...
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Rednecks like this ought to be sterilized. I am still waiting for the "I don't care what hole you bugger" box on the whole same sex marriage ballot initative...
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If you're in the military, get rank insignia on your dong, and ask your boss if he/she wants to "pull rank."
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Consider how it'll look 60 years from now...like a dirty blur... I've yet to find something I want to etch into me, even after jumping, flying, hashing, scuba, and being in the military... Just my $0.02...
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Thought this was a Primus thread...
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Works even better if he has a baby face with ice blue eyes too.... heheh... [Butthead] Hey baby...uhuhuh[/butthead]
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A tip for the guys......girls are more attracted to the "bad boy" type Agreed. Once I put a badboy spin on my preppy wardrobe and added a bit of edge to my attitude, things got much better in the dating/lovin scene...
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I beleive last time you saw me, i was curled up sleeping under Wrongway's Ohio coat.
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Wow, Sunny! You've got Double D's? Why do you always wear those bulky sweatshirts when I'm at SDC??
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"Wow! If those are real, I've met my future ex-wife!"
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Sounds like you have fluid in your middle/inner ear. I'm no physician, but Sudafed or any other decongestant usually does the trick for me....
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Correction: The world's largest A/C: the AN-225 Cossack. http://members.lycos.co.uk/aerospace21/antonov/an-225.html
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An appointment to the US Air Force Academy, and subsequent appointment to the Wings of Blue Parachute team. -or- Enlist, enter the Pararescue, Combat Control, or Combat weather career field. [/USAF geek]
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http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/ac/row/an-124.htm
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Yes, the AN-124 Condor. Larger than the C-5 Galaxy, but with lesser performance.
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No. No kids. The best kind of kids are the ones that aren't a tax burden to me, and that go home (someone else's) at the end of the day.