DrunkMonkey

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  1. This from someone whose forum name is a reference to a (legal) drug. Nope! Note my previous post.
  2. Interesting comment. With the name DrunkMonkey, you are, of course, free of the drug alchohol also I guess. "DrunkMonkey" Refers to a Denis Leary comedy routine... Next?
  3. Wasn't being a jerk. I have personally booted several people out of the Air Force for drug use. I see the consequences of such ill-reasoned choices. Drugs are not worth it. I just feel strongly about this topic.--the glorification of the drug-subculture. Regards to "slave to the dollar." Yep, I'll enjoy it, on Hawaiian, Bahamaian, and Mexican beaches, on board the cessna I'm about to buy, and on the flight to Europe, at govt expense. I'm reaping the benefits of my long-term choice to remain drug free. Cheers! Can anyone debate without getting emotionall charged? Drug use has long term consequences that so many people are too myopic to see. "Freedom" today sometimes shatters your future options...
  4. Go ahead. I'll be the one getting the multimillion dollar job in the real world, whilst you're frozen out of all govt jobs, those requiring a security clearance, those with any real responsibility...in short, enjoy working at Starbucks!
  5. April 20th...The anniversary of the Columbine Massacre?
  6. lmao...Didn't really think of it as a sermon...guess my word choice--I was asking for it...
  7. Yes. I have but two unforgivable relationship sins- Dishonesty and infidelity...One strike and yer outta there...
  8. Shh! The first rule of Fight Club is "don't talk about fight Club."
  9. Wesley Snipes (Dropzone) Yancy Butler (Dropzone) Keanu Reeves Gary Busey Patrick Swayze William Baldwin Dennis Rodman ...
  10. We all feel your pain. Purchase "Office Space" DVD "Dilbert" cartoon book Case of Corona Consume/view the above with friends during the week. Perhaps take up flying lessons during the week to keep in the air while not jumping. Do interesting stuff to give you something to talk about... Mondays suck... Then skydive
  11. Aaaah! Look at their eyes! They're demon rabbits! Kill them!
  12. Repost, 2 each. [/govt supply system vernacular]
  13. Moving to Albuquerque in early July. Want to have a house rented and ready to move into by late June. I'm looking for a good neighborhood--any suggestions? Looking for a Duplex/Condo/House with -2 Bedrooms -W/D hookup -Garage -Not in the ghetto/retiree neighborhood. I get paid by the Govt, so I can guarantee prompt payment. Hook a jumper up!
  14. "Seeing" someone, but open to options. Moving in 10 weeks, so flings are not out of the question...
  15. 1. Intelligent. College educated. 2. Shares/appreciates a morbid sense of humor. 3. Physically fit (including weight and appearance). 4. Loves aviation and/or skydiving. 5. Likes travel. 6. Not uber-religious. (11th Commandment: Thou shalt keep thine religion to thineself.) 7. No drugs other than alcohol (no illicit/tobacco), but not a boozehag. 8. Likes the outdoors (scuba, jumping, etc). 9 NO KIDS! 10. Ablility to debate without getting personal. 11. A tomboy but a girly-girl as well (situational). 12. Sexual but not wantonly slutty. 13. Makes her own damn money. 14. No Nagging! 15. Positive/upbeat. Likes to laugh. 16. Must have own life, and not leech mine. 17. Finished with stupid shit like a high school-esque obsession with "bad boys." 18. Hasn't slept with the whole fucking planet 19. Good teeth. 20. Pretty eyes. 21. Not obsessed with that home-n-garden shite. ...That's about it.
  16. Cannot wait for this and retina scans to become commonplace---headlines will be full of criminals cutting hands off and gouging out eyes to serve as fake IDs...
  17. Firestarter at the next DZ.com boogie bonfire?
  18. Funny part is that I had cats until I was 8 (19 yrs ago), but then my sister was found to have Asthma, and Cats were a huge trigger. Flash fwd a few years, and ever since then I am terribly allergic. Had an allergy test...they had to shoot me up with epinepherine to save my trachea from swelling up... I've broken up with girls because they had cats. No matter how much you vaccuum, there's still gonna be allergens and fucking cat fur everywhere... I'm just as bad with dogs, but add a personal distaste for them, versus cats.
  19. You forgot about the putrid stench cats leave in an apartment...I went thru twelve apartment options, and 11 were out because a cat had lived in them at one point in time... Stinky....
  20. BTW, WTF did you use to cut thru a fiberglass cast??!