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Oh, God. If that's the case....I want my donation back. Don
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Good luck, Michele....and have fun. Three things to remember.... 1) You should definitely wear a DZ.com shirt, since you're such a big part of this scene. 2) HAVE FUN WITH THE JUMP ITSELF !! Don't start worrying about what you're going to do, or your skill level.....just throw a backloop in there -- that'll impress the whuffos enough, and you don't need to impress us skydivers anymore than you already have. 3) Get me Linda Cohn's phone number.
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Had to leave.......almost TOO much debauchery, if there is such a thing.......
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Well, Slap....I haven't seen it either. That Chucky is a player.....Joan Lunden and Bo Derek, both in the same year.
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Welcome ! I realized the same thing my first month here. A great group, and knowledge out the ass. Don
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Also, you misspelled "grrrr" or "grrrrrrr" at least once...... My Compaq is back. I broke Jessica's voodoo spell that she had cast. Good thread......reminds me of the three occasions I visited rec.com. I can almost see the rivulets of blood trickling down the inside of my computer screen. Don
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Taken your hot fork to any sleeping lions yet ? Don
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......the sheep puts a paper bag over YOUR head. Don
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You did hear the one about the constipated mathmatician, right ? He worked his problem out with a pencil.
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Looks like both TequilaGirl and Skymama are safe......now Chromie's stalking Clay.
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Geez-O-Pete ! I sure hope you meant to say "ply her"....the mental image of Clay plowing any woman is enough to make me extremely fearful for the human gene pool.
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When I lived in Michigan, my neighbor had a dog named Dammit. It always made me laugh when he'd call him..."Get your ass over here, Dammit !" "Dammit, next time you chew on that..." It was especially fun when he'd let him out at 3 am, then stand on his porch calling him for 20 minutes.... My neighbor here has a HUGE Lab-mix with the name of Mr. Blue.....everytime I hear him calling, I look around for Chuck ! Don "With him out of the way, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence."
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Agreed. I've had two dogs and gave them away to good homes for exactly this reason.......I didn't feel it was fair to them. And I hate seeing dogs tied up also. Don "I'm a gulch !"
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I don't jump with one. I also don't use an RSL, or even a PC with a kill line. Granted, these are all good things to have in certain situations, but I prefer to stick with the straight mechanical aspect of the sport. Again, these all have their place in skydiving (and it's great if you choose to use them) but to me they just present something else that can become a problem in certain situations. Just a personal choice I've debated with myself many times. The only reason I would use an AAD would be if I was seriously into RW bigways or freeflying, with their added liklihood of collision. Don
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First female student : "Clay said he had to squeeze my breasts before our jump.....something to do with determining the aerodynamics during the freefall." Second female student : "Yes, he did the same to me.....supposedly this information allows him to co-ordinate our fall rates." First female student : " But I've talked to female students from other DZs, and their coaches don't do that." Second female student : " Clay said that's because this is the new state-of-the-art coaching technique.......he is one of the newest graduates." First female student : "Oh....it must be okay then.....during ground training, did he also press himself against your back, and make you pull on his member, to simulate a 'hard pull' ?" Second female student : "Yes, but I couldn't find it.....I just assumed that was the reason for his "Mighty Mouse" title...." Congrats, "Coach Fowler" ! Don
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Well, in glancing at just a little of Tom's reference.....I guess i'll have to bite the bullet . Jess, I'm not too big to admit when I'm wrong. Abject humiliation, Acute embarrassment, These are what i feel. I humbly bow to your superior intelligence -- please kick me in ass. My only defense is that I was a child of the 60s and 70s.......and it's obvious the drugs took their toll. Don
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Correct me if I'm wrong (but i don't think I am).....haiku is very static....it HAS to be 5-7-5. This forces the poet to think about composition (although I know that "thinking" is probably a foriegn concept to you).....otherwise it would just be free-form poetry. I still love you, Jess even when you call me names and wish me in hell. Btw.....I took your advice, and went there. Now Clay, WB, Phree and I are waiting on your doorstep. Please grab your pitchfork and hurry home. Don
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Imbecilic Jess ! "Who are they ? Don, Wildblue" is just six syllables. Don
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I used to care (bunches!). But her excessive bitching Killed my empathy.
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"Power" ? Does that mean power steering ??
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Yes, that was my very first thought....that she had sent me some kind of virus ! Thanks for all the tips, guys...hopefully they'll work tonight when I get home. Or else I'll make the headlines tomorrow...."High Point Man Dies of Massive Electrical Shock" or "14 Computer Help-Line Employees Die Under Mysterious Circumstances"..... Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
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Naw........when I take my meds, my mind entertains me quite nicely. When I'm off my meds, I need the great witicisms and humor I find on this site to keep me going through the day.
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Thanks, Kevin... what does "reseat RAM" mean ? (if it is that one....but all the beeps were the same length)....the only other listing was for a bad video card, but that was just replaced two months ago. One of the IT guys here told me to turn it off, them nake sure all my connections were tight -- which they were. Maybe I'm just too ignorant to own a PC
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Just three beeps one time, then nothing....nothing comes up on the screen, so how do I tell what the "error code" is ? Guess I'll be breaking out the tin cans and strings for a few weeks.... Don
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Can anyone help ? Last night, when I turned it on, it just beeped 3 times, then .......nothing. I tried it 4-5 times last night, and it did the same thing. Went to the Compaq/HP website, but couldn't find this listed anywhere on the site, and my search turned up zilch. Is it toast ????? Thanks, Don (computer idiot)