PLFKING

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  1. That's the only reason I go there too ! You'll like it, Joe......pretty cool place with all the amenities. All the Bragg jumpers I've met have been fun folks to hang with. Don
  2. The worst part will be your co-workers.....I pinched a nerve in my back a few weeks ago while moving my rig from the front seat to the back. So all I've heard has been "Damn ! You can jump out of a plane 100 times and not hurt yourself, but can't even pick up your parachute without limping around for two weeks ??" BTW, Andy....were you chewing gum at the time ?
  3. True.....but this IS Seth we're talking about ! Don
  4. 0:0:0 Yeah, yeah......it's always the guy's fault.... Correct me if I'm wrong....is it illegal for women in Ohio to buy a road atlas for themselves ?
  5. I always thought that was the dinosaur shit fairy ??? I'm somewhat hesitant to admit this, but yes...I believe in ghosts. Without getting into details (too long a story) when I was 17, me and several of my friends experienced something we couldn't explain, and a bunch of us pursued ghosts until our mid-20s or so. I've seen a lot of weird shit that can't be explained away, or at least explained to my satisfaction. I guess I'm saying that i don't WANT to believe in them, but i have to.... Don
  6. Amen to that, sister. Another great idea, Head Dude. How does it feel, knowing that you are the creator of probably the most pre-eminent skydiving-related website in the entire world ? No smiley-face icon here.....I'm dead serious. Fantastic job. Don
  7. I'm not into 78 year-old men, thank you very much ! (I think you've been in Korea FAR too long.....) Yeah, he saw me. What was even more embarrassing is that he told his wife.....she was always like a grandma to me. Made it hard to face her the next time i was invited over for dinner.....
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    Lisa's Bum!!!!

    Viking, your sunset pics are always nice.....but this is an even more gorgeous view ! Don
  9. The way i read it, mcvey wasn't depressed about jumping....he was depressed when he was AWAY from jumping. Do like Lisa says.....become a DZ bum. Had i started this in my 20s, I guarantee you I would have. (where's the ROTF icon ?) You are too much....of what, i don't know. Just too much... Don
  10. CHICKEN!! [chicken voice] buc...buc...buc...buc-AWWWWK ! [/chicken voice] JT, I learn my lessons well......about 4 years ago, a girlfriend and I got carried away while kissing goodnight in my driveway at 3 am, and ended up getting frisky on the hood of her car. I figured what the hell....I live out in the country, everyone's asleep, nearest streetlight is 1/4 mile away.... That afternoon I'm out mowing the yard, and my 78 year-old neighbor walks over with a huge grin on his face.......I was embarrassed as hell ! Don
  11. Where can I get one of those ? I'd love to hang that on my.....ummm....flagpole.... (although NOT out in the front yard....) Don
  12. That's tough luck, Andy.....but it happens to the best of us. I haven't jumped in 3 weeks due to just picking up my parachute the wrong way....but I'll be up again next weekend. Hope everything heals straight and strong. Don
  13. Actually, I thought that might be YOUR son ! The U.S. team has made great strides in the last 10 years.....I'm betting we'll win the World Cup within the next 12 years. Don
  14. man, you went to a conservative college, didn't ya? Dave ! You worried me with your comment (I don't *think* I'm conservative...) so I did some math Table weighed about 450 pounds. 16 cans to the pound = 7200 cans. 7200 cans * 30 drinkers = 240 cans each 240 cans * 7 months = 34.28/month = 8.57 cans / week Damn....that IS lame ! ( I feel so ashamed now.....) (but you have to admit it still isn't too bad for a group of seminary students......)
  15. I thought that meant "shocked"..... (maybe we need icons for "knob polishing" and "carpet-licking"....) Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  16. That brought back memories....in my college days, one of our drinking buddies down the hall had wallpapered his entire room with labels removed from beer bottles. He also built a coffee table out of crushed beer cans.....it took four people to move it, and about 30 people 7-8 months to provide the "raw materials".... Don
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    Clay....

    I think the pic was snapped a split-second after the sheep yanked the leash from his grasp. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."
  18. Germany's got a great defense..... Brazil has a good defense. Germany's got a good offense.......Brazil has a very good offense (used to be great, but age is taking its toll). On paper, Germany should win. But I think Brazil will get some speed goals. Brazil 3, Germany 1. Don
  19. So.....just how many refills are on that prescription ? I'm actually starting to understand about half of what you say.... Don
  20. You just gave me an idea of what to ask for on MY birthday.....but I'd settle for a 182. And tell Jess she's getting a LOT better.....I couldn't even see her lips move while you were spouting your invective against my Wings. Don
  21. Well, I've certainly done MY share of abusing him lately, and didn't even know it was warranted. Happy 22nd, Phree ! Did you get what you were hoping for ? (i.e., new g/f?) Cool....I can abuse both of youse in the same post ! Guess that makes me a "post-virgin" ( i.e., virgin being opposite of whore). Hope you get lots of presents (i.e., gifts or items of preference). Help ! I can't stop with the "i.e."s (i.e., desist or halt). Okay, I'm done (i.e., finished or complete). Don (i.e., dork or asshole).
  22. Wait a minute.....if BEEZY'S having the baby, I want to change my guess ! Don
  23. Agreed.....I can't find this either, if it still exists. This was sometimes useful when contemplating a person's advice......or taking it with a grain of salt.
  24. Girl.....2:08 EDT If I win, I'll name my canopy after her. Don "When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all."