PLFKING
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Street, hell ! My out would be the grass around that "L" shaped building. Btw....what city and what river is that ? The Ohio ? Don
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I'm thinking "If I hang on my rear risers, and tuck my legs in, and have a strong following wind.......I MIGHT make it to the river......"
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Your priorities are so skewed....I'd rather work in Dove......
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Well, it sounds like she's the perfect woman....hang on to her, man ! Don ( ps.....58 minutes and counting....)
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Can't speak for Seth, but I never turn down a free pack job ! However, I will be watching very closely to make sure you don't try anything with my reserve. and Jess finally stepped out (you make it too easy, Phree -- thanks for the nice fat pitch.) Au contraire, mon ami.....you are definitely the master in this field. I can't tell you how many times I've busted a gut while reading your witty and biting put-downs of Jess, and her weak comeback attempts...... Maybe you and I should start the "Let's Get Shit-Faced and Verbally Abuse Jessica Until She Starts Crying" club. J/k -- the only reason I give her grief is so she can let out her stress in small doses, and to prevent her from starting another "I'm Feeling Aggressive" thread. Back in a minute, folks.......I have to go change my underwear, 'cause Jess just scared the shit out of me.... NOT !!
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Too cool, Mark.....congrats ! I had a lady once that made me feel that way -- I hope someday I'll meet another that means that much to me. But this begs the question.....is she a die-hard Red Wings fan also ?
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This is both sad and wrong. This "news with no concept of taste" attitude is what made me leave the news business years ago. Unfortunately, it will never stop....too many people in the world are attracted to this kind of offal. No offense intended to our friends here on the forums -- just a general rant. Don
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@ AggieDave..... "Moose's noses wiped by Erik Vernduffenhager" Don
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That's odd.......I thought you had done this years ago...... Don
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Like I've said before.....I know nothing about computers, but I'll be glad to come in once a week and take out the trash, vacuum, mow the yard, etc..... Thanks for all you do to keep the site up and running.
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Brandon looks SO much taller in his photos......
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0 : 0 : 1 Beer for first visit to Skydive Arizona. Worked late on Thurs. and Friday nights in Phoenix, so I could make it out to the Mecca of Skydiving (otherwise known as Eloy). Finally got done around 2:30pm yesterday, grabbed a shower, drove like a maniac down 10, got there at 4pm..........AND IT'S A GHOST TOWN ! High winds had everything grounded, and there was no one about. So I just walked around for an hour or so, checked everything out, and bought a couple of t-shirts. Sigh.....it sucks to be me. I was SO looking forward to it, too. Don
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[Gary Thorne voice} "Detroit scores AGAIN ! Damn, does Colorado actually pay this guy a SALARY ??!!!???!?? " [/Gary Thorne voice] Just the largest margin of victory EVER in a Game 7.... Wings in 5 ( they'll give one to Carolina so they can win it all at home......) Don
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How does electricity work ? Don
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Hey Hobbes......I got three messages from you. It generally goes through the first time, even though the error message shows up. But this is such a great site.....I can put up with ONE imperfection........(well, TWO if you count that world-famous sheep-fondler from Georgia....)
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I guess the old saying is true......"You can take the girl out of Texas -- but then she becomes mean-spirited and foul-mouthed." Sigh. Got your mom's number handy ? I'd like to call her and tell her that you've forgotten every social grace she ever taught you......
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Thanks, guys Don
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Hey all you misfits...... I know this was discussed before, but my search didn't seem to pull it up, or pulled up info before 9/11. Anyone done recent airline travel with a rig (specifically United Airlines ?) Heading to Phoenix tomorrow on business, and plan on jumping at Eloy on Saturday or Sunday if I get finished with everything. The thought of my baby in the hands of baggae handlers scares the crap out me. No Cypres, so that's a plus. Anyway, if anyone can help..........
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1 (major-league sunburn while waiting for open slots): 3 : 0 After 1 hour, one of the ladies walks up and tells me my shoulders are stating to burn, and hands me a bottle of sunscreen. I said "No thanks -- real men don't use that shit." 2 hours later I'm starting to feel it, so I walk over and ask if I can use some. She says "I'm sorry.....this is for ladies only."
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Congratulations, Brandon......now it's off to the working world. And the only Spanish I remember is (sp?) "Besse mi colla, chingue tu madre".........but the opportunities to use it are quite limited, unless you enjoy brawling.....
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If my cereal bowls looked like that, I wouldn't skip breakfast so often. Don
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Btw -- I saw the octopus the next morning, and asked him how it went. He said "It was terrible.........every time I poked her, she cut loose with the most god-awful banshee wailing sounds you've ever heard....." Don