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1) Mine's a good-luck charm....I rub it before every jump, and hope for no mals....it's worked every time so far . 2) I wear mine for me....usually under my shirt.I promised myself I wouldn't get one 'til I got my A, and it's symbolic of a fantastic achievement to me. I've never been one for jewelry in general, or necklaces in particular....everytime i wore one (usually given to me), it always pulled out my chest hair, which is irritating to say the least ! Nowadays, I wear my 300 ring for my perfect game and my closing pin....two accomplishments that I worked hard for. And from now on, I'll describe it as a rune for "closure"....that is classic, Seth. Pammi -- you are a "1". I literally almost fell out of my chair laughing at your comment. If I were Merrick, i'd be afraid to go to sleep if there were scissors nearby !
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Not much chance of anyone here doing THAT, JT..... Don
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"Conquer your fears, or your fears will surely conquer you." Don
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I've always wanted to be reincarnated as a pair of women's panties.......but a petite size -- not granny-pants...... Don
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"I wot yer meant t'say 'illiterate society', eh, Guv'nor ?" OR spelling.....but then, you've already established that !
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What a weak excuse for not posting a boobie pic.......
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Do you remember the article that was on the old DZ.com site -- "How To Survive A Bear Attack During Freefall " ? I thought that was pretty funny, but haven't been able to find it since. Don
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Very fast here too.....even with my dial-up and 28K modem ! Lisa......impressive ! And you are a woman of her word, also...I applaud you.
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Yes, I know of one....Clay. I've heard him called cute, he makes good money, and he really likes animals (isn't "vixen" a female fox ?). Don
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So glad we're moving! (i.e. lookout for that boulder)
PLFKING replied to hohonukai's topic in The Bonfire
That looks really nice.......good for y'all ! I especially like the "palm-tree swoop course" in the side yard. -
You say you don't want to, but this has always worked for me......dry in 24 hrs, and it only burns for a few minutes. You're a skydiver -- you can deal with the pain !
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VERY nice. I especially liked the description of your screaming, "falling" exit.....it re-fuels my anticipation of my first zero-wind jump. "In space, no one can hear you scream".........
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Despite our constant efforts to overwhelm your capacities, you always do. Thanks again for the ongoing effort to maintain this awesome site, Willem. Don
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Everyone sends HH a penny for every post they've ever made...... Of course, some of you whores will have to get a part-time job.
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Welcome ! (you can never have too many monkeys......) And don't feel bad, Pamela.....I am monkey-less also....but I'm NOT blowing ANYBODY ! Don
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"OMG !! Bytch just flashed 'THE RACK' !!" Don
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It's good that your name isn't "Nick"..... Don (PLFKing is pretty much self-explanatory.... )
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That brought a smile.... I've posted this before......I've had numerous people ask me what my closing pin necklace was, and I tell them "It opens my container when the time is right." I've had three people then ask "Well, how do you get it around your body to your back while you're falling ??" Don
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Too much litigation already.... Lisa is obviously reluctant to post a pic on the Internet, because... A) the world will have access to it, B) it's only a matter of time before Dave Photoshops it, C) she's horrified at the thought of JT and Clay drooling over it on those long, lonesome nights.
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Any station showing The Simpsons ESPN The Discivery Channel The History Channel And, like Dave.....that all goes out the window when a good college football game is on. Don
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How far is Rantoul from O'Hare ? When i flew into Chicago a few weeks ago, we passed over an airfield that looked suspiciously like the overhead view of Rantoul in Parachutist. About 10-15 minutes flying time on a 747 ? Don
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Yep....I tried to get on 6 times during lunch....I kept getting a "fatal" message that "there are just too damn many whores clogging up the place -- try again later, please ". And spending my lunch break reading y'alls witticisms is the only non-hectic spot in my workday anymore. A lunch without the hilarity of DZ.com is...is...is...well, a lunch without the hilarity of DZ.com. Don
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Au contraire.......Texans should not be permitted to participate in anything... Don
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Nope.....thought I'd try this new one. "FSH" .. foot, shoulder, head. Just glad i can laugh about it now.... Don
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2:2:1 Beer for finally hitting #100 today, but the only good thing was the number.....no-point 3-way from 7500, my opening slammed me AND turned me 180 degrees, and had the hardest landing I've ever had....target fixation, 45-degree turn at about 50 feet, and hit extremely hard. Jumped up, fell down, jumped up again, saw double for a few seconds, then just stood there for a minute, knowing I had broken something or waiting to pass out. Foot is just a little sore now, so it was only a major scare and another lesson learned....lucky me ! Don