PLFKING
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Nah......you'd have to take them directly to the grain mill. Last time I saw them, they were doing tandems out of the Frankenotter, and had to land with the plane..... Don
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Laughing my ass off. Your haiku short yet painful. I can empathize. It's a living hell, To dream of great free-falling, While dragging plaster. Don
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I enjoyed my RW sunset for 60 seconds....you only enjoyed your FF sunset for 45. My jump cost me $18.00 per minute of freefall....yours cost $22.50. Don
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That was pretty funny....how do you do the "invisible subliminal" thing? It didn't work on me, but it might on your "Good Girls".. Don
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Would you settle for just a disgusting old lady who manages a gear store located on a large DZ ? I heard she hasn't filled the position yet.... Don EDIT: And yes....I AM an asshole.
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Oooops....my fault. I actually watch sports for the competition.....NOT the "swimsuit" competition. It's nice that you take care of your "older" friends....I'll be turning 44 later this month.... Don
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And Montana was a close second to Bradshaw, btw... Don
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Jumped by an Old Fart at the Old Farts Convention ? Wow.....what an interesting woman you are..... (gonna jump out of the cake, too ?).
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I'll bet the Cards are bringing a smile to your face, though. Don
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My favorite... Thanks for the laugh, BF.....made my morning ! I laughed hard and long -- as hard as Clay in a pasture full of sheep, and as long as one of Skreamer's exit points.
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I think I remember that one! Is it the one in which Skreamer spots, jumps out........then the other three guys on the plane wait a solid 2 MINUTES, then jump out ? Don
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How much is "a little" ? Tell Nick he did a fantastic job ! I'm jealous.....he writes better than I do, the toy parachutes he plays with actually WORK (mine never did), AND he has more tunnel-time than me ! (and HIS mom is cuter than my mom...) Don
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Hope you feel better real soon, Ape.....glad your injuries weren't any worse. Don
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Especially if he yelled "DOOR!"......
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What's your name and how many people have you slept with?
PLFKING replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
That explains your nickname. Don -
On my screen, it's more of an off-purple. How about "MagentaMonkey" ?
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What's your name and how many people have you slept with?
PLFKING replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
Stables don't have fridges...... Don -
In the boy's room at my high school: "Please flush twice......it's a long way to the cafeteria." The PLF Professional
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What's your name and how many people have you slept with?
PLFKING replied to skybytch's topic in The Bonfire
She's telling a big whopper......I think the "2 for 1 Jello Shots Special" in the Pub got to her. Actually, I think she asked me what my favorite pick-up line was. (Oooops, I forgot....."what happens in the Pub, STAYS in the Pub.") Suffice it to say she was in the corner pawing some underage boy when i left.........but that's ALL I'm saying ! The PLF Prime Minister -
Bring it on, hon.....I always wanted a piece of one of you California girls. Just hope you're tougher than Jess.....she has a tendency to burst into tears if I rag her TOO hard. Don
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You have skills ? Why was I not informed of this ??!!?!!? When did it happen ? Can't believe you've stooped to asking Greenies to fight your battles for you.... (disappointed look) Don
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You just enlightened me to the joy you get from pummeling Clay, and in a phrase i can understand. You have my blessing to continue (hell....INCREASE the severity of !) your vendetta.
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No, I was calling LISA a keyboard-lobbing moistened bint -- she needs to stop her vendetta against Clay. He is actually quite a nice guy....just grossly misunderstood by every single person who has ever come in contact with him. He is a victim. I think Clay should be awarded "Moderator" status. Don
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"Come see the moderator's abuse inherent in the system ! Help, help.....they're being repressed !" Don