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Ok...that can't feel good....
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But Chuck, I sit here looking at the link, see it looking back at me calling out "click meeee, click meeeee!" The pointer slowly moves towards the attachment labeled "Beautiful Boobies". I grab my right hand with my left to stop it....but what the hell's a man to do?? J (no quoting my sentence about the hands
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I'd like to second the motion. The "Hard Opening" pic was my fault though, it was fairly labeled, I was just being a dumbass...(a now very disturbed dumbass) J
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I've quit for about 6 weeks now off a pack a day. I've had a total of about 3 cigs (taking a drag or two from someone else's) since then. All it took was for me to really want to quit. I made a promise to myself that I would not buy them anymore...and why break a promise to yourself, what good does that do?? Having a drag every once in awhile actually helped...it was like a reward but at the same time, got nastier as time went on. YOU CAN DO IT DUDE! Once you do, you'll wonder why the f*^k it took so long J
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Anybody ever see that movie "Little Shop of Horrors"??
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Seen my Dad drunk once, Mom a bunch of times, and they've seen me drunk the most...now, if the subject changed from alcohol to something else....
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Sunday Morning Sex.... On hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her drandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied her granny, "many years ago, realizing advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bell would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm, nice and slow and even. Nothing strenuous, simple--in on the ding and out on the dong" She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive." what a way to go....that lucky bastard
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You know some genius is going to try this at home and sprain their ankle, grounding them for a month. Now after thinking about it, I might have to give it a try at the next bonfire
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No problemo, Actually Viking, I thought of you first when I found the site which is what prompted me to post it. I'm no photographer and many of those pics amazed me. BTW, excellent photos you posted, especially the one that is close-up on the weeds with the sunset in the background! Nice! Jesse
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Hey all you photographers and photography lovers, I was just browsing around and found this photography website that I thought had a lot of good content. (Hope I did the clicky thing right) Enjoy! Jesse
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What the hell is wrong with you people down in Texas?
jessefs replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
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They sure were, 1.21 to be exact.
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1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip Time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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Damnit I got a 195.....I only need 5 more points (at least I now have someting to do tomorrow)
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[kicks in ass and smacks in head] way to go chi chi
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Sounds like you need to make some new imaginary friends......mine are good people, you should hang out with us sometime....
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Try an imaginary friend, I have one and he helps a lot in situations like the above..... J
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I think thats the funniest "reasons" list I have ever seen
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Did you wash them down with some Tropicana Pure Premium No Pulp with Added Calcium??
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I'm not touching this one......
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Is that the Maim in Miami???
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3 jumps today at 35 degrees on the ground...it started to snow a couple hours after sunset
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***Me too!! I'm just an innocent little angel.[/quote [cough]omgwhataloadofcrap[/cough]
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I'm right there with ya, I think Mr. Morgan and Mr. Daniels are still swashbuckling in my head over who is going to be Captain!
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I gotta find my rollerskates......