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    Sex Drive

    Well damn, you're supposedly starting your peak now so get on it girl! And, I'm sure HH is just a sex freak so he's probably an exception! He'll be 60 and still goin' at it. Maybe the guys I'm talking to just aren't getting any from their wives and they are trying to bring me down with 'em. Maybe skydivers in general are an exception! I don't know, I like to believe you are how you want to be. (just don't get slammed by that canopy too many times!)
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    Sex Drive

    Ok, here's the deal....I have this thing for older women (late 20's early 30's), maybe due to them nearing their sexual prime? Anyway, I'm 23 and from recent discussions with older male co-workers as well as general knowledge of human anatomy and stages occuring through time, I now have this fear of my sex drive dropping as I get older. Personally, I don't think it's possible and don't see it happening but maybe it is unavoidable like baldness/blindness, etc... Once again, it's time to learn from my elders What do you guys think?? Say it aint so!! J
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    help(songs?)

    Eagle Eye Cherry [font "Arial"]Save Tonight Go on and close the curtains All we need is candlelight You and me and a bottle of wine Going to hold you tonight We know I'm going away How I wish....wish it weren't so Take this wine & drink with me Let's delay our misery Save tonight And fight the break of dawn Come tomorrow Tomorrow I'll be gone There's a log on the fire And it burns like me for you Tomorrow comes with one desire To take me away....it's true It ain't easy to say goodbye Darling please don't start cry 'Cause girl you know I've got to go Lord I wish it wasn't so Save tonight And fight the break of dawn Come tomorrow Tomorrow I'll be gone Tomorrow comes to take me away I wish that I......that I could stay Girl you know I've got to go Lord I wish it wasn't so Save tonight And fight the break of dawn Come tomorrow Tomorrow I'll be gone.... [/font]
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    Most wanted!

    "There's always room for J-E-LL--O"
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    help(songs?)

    How about Incubus "Wish you were here"?
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    Most wanted!

    Dove has single handedly stopped me from my dz.com viewing "pleasure" at work with her posting.....pitched tents are fine at the dz, but while at work with my boss???? Thanks Dove J
  7. Thanks dude, I can't wait till I can start going to these things!
  8. Being so new and never having been to a boogie, is it normal to see the Nelsons or whoever there and be able to jump with them or does that never happen? Do different levels usually keep to their own? J
  9. I wish I was good enough to jump with them without being the student! I feel like I'm getting teased... Jesse
  10. Don't worry Erno, I feel stupid trying to figure out the Fin. version....I don't think I'm saying it right because it sounds like an Indian war cry! I need to work on my Finnish!
  11. Any beedies I've seen are wrapped in grape leaf, I know I have seen them in all sorts of crazy flavors like cherry, strawberry, mint, mango, cinnamon, etc... I had a stint with them in 10th or 11th grade, now the smell makes me want to puke!
  12. Green liquid as in a Salvia extract? Or are you talking about St. Patty's day beer??
  13. I learned early on that I can be completely open and honest with my parents because that is how they felt they should raise me. I have shared with them every stupid law breaking, drug taking, self abusing thing I have ever done without them ever making me feel bad about it. Having this type of relationship with them makes that natural for any of my relationships which I believe is thier intent and I love them for that. Jesse
  14. Damn, I was just about to quit and now you had to go on and say all that....I NEED ONE TOO!hahaha....break time
  15. Ya, maybe it should be GIN...Beer makes me want to smoke too bad
  16. LOL! I used to have a sleepwalking problem and woke up one morning to find all of my pants in the bottom dresser drawer were soaked in piss....guess I didn't feel like going all the way to the bathroom! Jesse
  17. I think that cold turkey is the way to go for me....I believe in the power of the human mind,but if it takes an outside source (gum, patch, etc...) to direct your mind, so be it. I think all that is needed is a clear visualization of yourself not smoking in the future in order to quit....and preferably not visualizations induced by LSD! (Good visualization article on dz.com, it can be used for anything!) Jesse
  18. Hey, if someone wants to fly me anywhere, I'll be backup as a non-american poster!! Any takers??
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    Best Day Yet!

    Just felt like I had to share this one with ya'll. I did multiple AFP jumps this weekend for the first time and man, what a difference that makes in learning speed! My 3rd jump of the day (AFP6) was the sunset load....I wish I had a camera because upon exit (we also got xtra altitude!BONUS) the bottom of the blood red sun had just started to dip below the horizon. The red and orange mural of a sky has now welcomed a full glowing moon rising in the east. I pull in time to watch the last half of the sun slip away...(as well as watch for other canopies) This sight was almost too overwhelming but hell, this is what it's all about..... Hope everyone had a great weekend also. Jesse
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    FUKN phone

    When I did get those calls, as soon as I knew it was one of the weasels I would say "hold on a minute", come back 10 minutes later and if they were still on the phone (which they sometimes were), just laugh at 'em and hang up. Sometimes I would stop them in the beginning and dish them out something like..."Have you ever heard of a great opportunity called AmWay??", then go from there. Anything to fu#k with those people and momentairily humor myself
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    FUKN phone

    I believe that in most cases here, both incoming and outgoing calls deduct from your "pool" of monthly minutes. Many plans have a different amount of daytime/nightime/weekend minutes. I love the "5000 minutes a month for $29.95" Ya, 200 "peak time" minutes (Mon-Fri 7am to 9pm) and 4800 night a weekend minutes! Damn cell phones
  22. #1, maybe the guy didn't know about the lack of funds, I know it's happend to me before and probably a few of you also. #2, don't look at it as a bad thing, focus on the feeling you had when you did him this service...you just added karma points to your pool!!
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    FUKN phone

    I hear ya JT, I work nights so daytime is sleep time for me also. I got a cell after working nights and NO MORE TELEMARKETERS! It's nice to be able to adjust the ringer or just turn it off, still getting messages which you can return at your convenience......like 4 days later, I'm such a lazy bastard.
  24. Go to the pub and click on the "how to add your mugshot" link, his address is in there.
  25. Ok....if anyone is looking through the mugshots and see's the last one posted "jessefs"...I'm the guy that you can't see on the right, not the girl, just wanted to let you know. I asked MMan to fix it so guys...please stop PM'n me!! jesse