jessefs

I actually bought a Spyder Xtra which seemed like the best gun for the money (didn't want to take too much away from the skydiving fund) We are playing at Challenge Park in Joliet, IL which from what I hear is supposed to be a pretty cool place. Anyone who wants to come to IL to spray paint, you are more than welcome! Skydivers vs. Wuffos J

Ok, so I'm going with a dozen other co-workers to play paintball in a week and was wondering if anyone had any tips or ideas (besides freezing the paintballs and shooting people in the nipples VIKING!) Can't wait to light up my manager!! hehehe "WHAT? no raise??" tat tat tat tat tat...Oh ya baby I shall be known as the Karmic Enforcer! J

Great....there goes my reason for dreaming Thanks kmc, you have now ruined my dreams for eternity! J

I had a one night stand once and it made me feel really uncomfortable. "Supposedly" there was a mutual understanding but I don't think she was being honest with herself, plus...I was nervous as all hell! I think all of the ingredients have to be just right for a one night stand or fling happen without any damaging consequences......maybe one day J

You know someone's gotta be blowin ass in somebody else's face!

All I know is 2 P P's = 0 Boo B's!

Soooo....If women are supposed to be dicks as shown below, and the above represents a man...???? aaahhhhh!!

Applies to wuffo's only...... [font "Courier"][size 2] 25 signs you have grown up 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke one of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You carry an umbrella, plus you watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m. 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.' 21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you.[/size][/font]

Where the hell's Miss Cleo when you need her

Now I feel as though I can be released from the nuthouse I was sent to after viewing that last thing....THANK YOU!

OMG I just got a semi at work.....thanks sunshine, now I can't get up to go to the bathroom!

I know you'll get the job Gretchen cuz the sky wants you back so bad.....kick ass and take names! j

My boss is starting to get pissed at me cuz I'm going through something like 3 keyboards a week! I've got him thinking I keep spilling coffee creamer

I don't want to hear it, I still have those rotten boobies stuck in my head you horrible person you....

Nothing gets me going in the morning like a nice hard flogging

Ok, I'm no engineer but the size of the rabbit would seem to reflect on the size of Skreamer's.....j/k Skreamer, we love you and your rabbit, just stay away from my hamster

LMAO.....at least it's not a sheep!

He's probably spent from long hours of whoring....I'm sure it's extremely "draining" work.

So HH, are you gonna help me with a new personal record?? I'm not saying what it is but I only have an hour before other people start coming in OMG...I need to go home. p.s. all you post whores, I love you...

I know, I work nights and feel like I am always missing the party, I want to barge in the door and in my favorite Dr. Nick Riviera voice from the Simpsons yell "Hi everybody!", but......there's nobody there Oh well, I guess I'll just have a chat with Bo Bo my newest paperclip friend....he listens

OK....next to the titles for number of posts, I think we should also have a title for how many times you hit refresh on the forums screen just waiting for one little red bastard to show up in the middle of the night. I think my title would be "God" which would equal "LOSER" hehehe. I know you other losers are out there too, don't tell me you don't almost reach orgasm after spotting a new post after an hour of refresh in the middle of the night!

Maybe "Joe" is a little lonely Marc, maybe he enjoys your company...even finds you attractive And now that you saved his life, you're his Golden Knight in shining armor!! Oh boy......

Golden Rule #1......Don't EVER stop having sex with yourself! jesse

I dunno, but dem dere 'r sum chile bearin' hips!

Don't feel bad, I work every Sat, and Sun (mon, tue) night from 10pm to 8am (including Friday this week) Still jumping today though, thank god for coffee! Hang in there, just research and daydream about jumping, thats what I do at work, don't tell the boss! jesse