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  1. Good call nacmac, I just re-read the series and it was better than the first time around.
  2. OMG dude, that site is out of control. I hope photoshop was used on the one I saw, otherwise, it was quite impressive.
  3. Does anyone know what the auction ended at? It is not listed anymore but the last time I saw it, the bid was at 260k.
  4. Since 10pm last night when I got to work
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    Recipes...

    I was just going to try and keep the protien intake higher during the second half of the day, i'm not really worried about too many carbs during the day, it's not like i'm going to enter a bodybuilding competition. The refined sugars??.....that's another story
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    Recipes...

    You rock ChiChi, I know you have some after seeing your comp pic. Let me know which ones are a must try J
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    Recipes...

    No, not the Atkins, I was wanted to see if there were any people had already tried and liked. I just need a little modification in the diet
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    Recipes...

    Anyone know any good high protien/low carb recipes? (already prepared for some of the responses.....)
  9. This one is great....already posted a week or two ago though
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    freespirit!

    A free spirit trusts the universe
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    Help!

    All it took to fix my leg awareness problem was to jump without socks.
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    Axl Rose

    I used to listen to some G'nR but after hearing Axl recently, i'd rather go see the cover band in Kenosha, WI who are 10x better for 10x less.... J
  13. BT - Never Gonna Come Back Down, this song is on my first tandem video and i've heard it a million timea, but to this day it still gets my blood pumping...... Jesse
  14. Thanks for the sharing and input everyone, she's decided not to get it again (after a little talking to). I just hope everything is ok with her...
  15. You know, I was contemplating putting this there but I didn't want to be intrusive and have a bunch of sky chicas tie me up and whip me for being bad......
  16. Ya, only because there are no icons with horns and a pitchfork with some sort of naughty grin on it's face
  17. I don't think this is going to be an issue as she is probably not gettin laid for awhile.....poor girl
  18. Thank you for the input, it's more reassurance that she is ok. I just didn't know how common this was and if it posed any serious risks. I was just worried about health problems. Thanks!
  19. I was wondering if anyone had experience or know anyone that has with the Depo shot that lasts 3 months. A friend of mine received it and within the first week she started to bleed everyday as well as gain a lot of weight (water retention) Her doctor told her that some people do not react well to the drug, but bleeding every day?? This has been going on for 10 weeks now and she is not going to get another shot (obviously)....I was just wondering if anyone else had some insight. Thanks Jesse
  20. QuoteBeing poor sucks. If i have to decide between eating and jumping - i'll go with the jumping. reply] I've got some xtra food stamps I can send ya!
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    Got Seizures?

    Thanks Viking, I just killed about 1,486,289 brain cells watching that but the astigmatism in my right eye seems to be fixed....or maybe I just have one in the left eye now...
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    The Big Fish

    A priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is -- a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Really? Well help me land this Son of a Bitch!" Once in the boat, they marveled at the monster. "Father, that is the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen." "Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?" "Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as that Son of a Bitch!" Elated, the priest headed home to the church. While unloading his gear, and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!" Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" "It's ok, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is -- a Son of a Bitch fish!" "Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?" "Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a Son of a Bitch." The Sister informed the priest that the Pope was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for dinner. "I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said. As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What are you doing Sister?" "Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the Pope's dinner." "Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!" "No, no, no. It's called a Son of a Bitch fish. Really." "Oh, well in that case, I'll fix up a great meal and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch." On the night of the Pope's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. There was wine, and the fish was excellent. The Pope said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?" "I caught the Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest. The Pope's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing. "And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the sister. The Pope sat silent in disbelief. And the friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!" The Pope looked at each of them. Slowly a big smile crept across his face. "You fuckers are alright!!"
  23. i got a 129 too but they say i'm a visual/visionary Inventor?, thanks for the time killer JT
  24. Wow, they're even charging for the lube....what's this world coming to??