jessefs
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CHOCOLATE...(just gimme some and nobody gets hurt) Any others are not significant
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So finally after 9 months and 2 weeks, I have finally finished my student progression and got my A. Also received my first freefall kiss. My grad jump was a successfully launched 4 way which we held while geeking each other the whole way down. No points turned but I was happy with a successful exit and a wet one on the lips. Beer was flowing, paintballs were flying, bodies were falling, and little bunnies were mekkin whoopie....it was a great weekend Jesse
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LOL, I wasn't gonna say it...
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Ya, that's pretty sad if he would have to wait until she was passed out to get some...doesn't seem like she'd be such a hot commodity. Anyway, how'd he get those pants down around her hips??
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Dude, are you sure this wasn't you? Edit: NSFW
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Happy Birthday man! One more reason to drink, thanks dude!
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Doing the Animal Past life test made me remember this. Check out the Armeged.wavHERE The other one is good too. Edit: I was the hamster
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Got a little animal in you? We thought so, because in your past life you were a Russian hamster who played a prominent role in his community. Great, knowing my luck I was probably declawed and shaved
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Risk management, skydiving and driving...
jessefs replied to fudd's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I notice that I drive a little faster since jumping, at least to and from the DZ. I've never had the desire before to get a radar detector but have one now because of damn I-80 -
That was a damn funny one, I think there was a "You stole my newspaper one" too which was just as good.
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Oh yay, i'm an Old Hand. Just another chance to whore
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Soooo....what exactly do you have to shave??
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Anyone know a good program to play this with on NT4? After extraction, I get a message saying no suitable decompressor could be found. Thanks!
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Everyone should just save themselves the trouble and buy a Packard Bell...
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Ya Dave, go for the BIG one you lucky summabitch, then you can buy us all new rigs!
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I think that's the age when kids got obsessed with Star Wars and tried to pee by closing their eyes and using The Force!
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Last time I had one of those at work some people got pretty offended...
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Ok, Jess....Some of us are trying to work here
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Damn that kid has got some aim....I remember teaching my little sister to pee standing up when we were young, her aim wasn't nearly as good!
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Comparing my head measurements to Bonehead's recommendations points to a size L but after trying one on in the store, I'm going with a Medium. Just my experience....
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As a fellow graveyard worker...don't feel too bad. I just paid 2 grand to get my suspension fixed after "hitting a big pothole" as I like to put it. 2 weeks later I smash up the passenger side of the car on a highway barrier in a snow storm How many jumps is that?? Have fun with the night pixies...do they keep you company too??
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Kinky dude, reeeal kinky....Congrats on 1k, I look forward to the day... Jesse
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Just wanted to say "You're a bastard and I hate you". On a lighter note, the temp broke freezing today...YAY!
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I wonder if the weather angels will portray clear skies for saturday? I hope they don't cut my head off...
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One thing that I've learned, (which only really works when leaving the dz) is that if you get pulled over, act like you just did your first tandem. Act like the adrenaline is still pumping and you were just excited still. I've heard about this working multiple times. Make sure not to let the cops know you're a regular skydiver though...