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    Hey, at least you don't think I'm her little brother like most....
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    I should be out there then, Sunshine knows who I am even though she doesn't talk to me anymore.
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    If you take her to work, don't do what I did....Make sure there are no cameras in the room
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    As long as someone's not swiping at my ear because they forgot their hair gel...
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    I like killing kittens at work, it makes me feel more productive. Is that wrong???
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    You could name him Time Bomb. Knowing the people in this community (myself included) this kitten's clock is tickin'...
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    Where the hell are these people when you need them, like....right NOW
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    I save all gas that would normally be expelled on the plane for under canopy and get long canopy rides from updrafts every jump
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    Where was it that I hear the term "prairie doggin"? That cracked me up!
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    One thats never nice would have to be the SUMO poop where you just have to wonder how in the HELL it ever got out....and women say men will never know what it feels like to give birth..HA!
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    What about the GHOST poop? You think you have a record breaker but upon peering into the bowl for a visual confirmation, you find no trace of anything that has left your body, not even a brown streak on the side...how depressing
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    What's wrong with you people, pooping at work is great!! Almost as good a time waster as dz.com, just bring along your Parachutist and you can waste a good 30-45 minutes in the crapper!
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    [***you know some people have unrealistic expectation in regards to the amount of time it takes to find rather easy to hide objects "Some people" like Hans Blix??
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    At the end, the hypnotist sent us all back into the crowd. Still being hypnotized, when she spoke a certain word, I would get up and yell [Rocky voice]YO ADRIAAAN! [\Rocky voice]. Another guy would jump up and yell [Adrian voice] ROCKY!! [\Adrian voice] followed by frolicking into eachothers arms and collapsing to the ground. Maybe I'm glad I didn't get video
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    Here we go... My first year in college, we have a hypnosis demonstration in the quad. It's a nice gathering of about 1000 people. Lucky me gets picked to go up and be part of the demonstration. After eliminating about half of the participants, everyone left gets put into a trance. The demonstration starts off nice and innocent with some basic commands and actions. The next thing I know, I'm in a dress with boobs and bright red lipstick smeared all over my face. The lopsided blond wig on my head is supposed to have me resembling Madonna but something tells me I look more like a crack whore. I'm fully aware of what I am doing at the time but am still trying to figure out why my groin is grinding against the Dean as I attempt to sing "Like A Virgin". I don't remember any sound of laughter at the time but multiple friends that the crowd was rolling around in teary fits. The only thing I regret was not getting video.... Jesse
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    My boss sucks...
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    Sleep Barking

    jessefs replied to Zennie's topic in The Bonfire

    Wheeeewww....for a second there, I thought I was the only one.
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    Sorry Betz, the edit didn't help
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    Mommy says if i'm old enough to smoke, i'm old enough to date so there...
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    Damn you...damn you and your WFFC all to HELL!!
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    HH and Kris are juming together?? Do I even want to know what this means??
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    Fine damnit, I'll take my number and get in back.....#286?? WTF???
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    I think you're secretly looking for a reason to dump him, move to Chicago, and date me
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    Drallion was a great show and Val, if they have the same type of tent setup in the parking lot, the cheap seats are just fine. Let me know how the show goes because I'm thinking about getting tickets if I still can. Jesse
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    Hey Canuck, I have a 90T Supra but it's my only car and does not like Chicago winters. My poor baby is deteriorating. I love it and am another satisfied Supra owner