jessefs

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  1. I could entertain myself for a week with a bag full of fake spiders and arachnaphobics. I could entertain myself for a week with a rock too......but thats not the point!
  2. LOL, what's ROTFLHAO? Rolling on the floor, laughing hairy ass off?
  3. Man Viking, you must have arachnaphobia too, all these "fucks" from a wittle ol' spider. (I can't say anything, I hate those bastages too!)
  4. I think they should have their own olympics, that way, our new dz.com motto can be: "Arguing on the internet is like winning the Transexual Olympics, even if you win, we still don't know if your really a guy or a girl"
  5. At first I thought this was Billvon's dad.......until I looked up who it was .
  6. Hey Tomas, I don't think you get the $13 jumps if you already have the $14 package. You should double check on that Jesse
  7. Can't wait.... Bo Brian (indyz) Cudlo Diver Driver eeneR EricaH Jessefs Kallend Mel Miranda Rainbo Skygazer Sunny Tadbad Tomas Tim Vallerina
  8. I still have a crush on She-Ra. I used to be scared that He-Man would kick my ass, but I'd put the moves on her now.....especially since it's been confirmed that He-Man's gay Jesse
  9. Yay! Now I don't have to take a break for lunch in the middle of the day, I can just open my mouth under canopy for a nutritious snack any time!!
  10. These avatar size restrictions are really starting to piss me off
  11. I found out who Hutch was last year. My hair was kinda shaggy back then and a co-worker started calling me Hutch because I looked just like him.....he was right..
  12. My girlfriend had 3 "rules" before we started dating 1.5 years ago. 1. No younger guys 2. Nobody from the same DZ 3. No blonde's ....I broke all 3
  13. jessefs

    Caption this

    "At least one Bill knows how to inhale."
  14. I'm gonna have to go with "Blue Nip Nip"
  15. You guys better bring back some of that Vegas weather!
  16. You suck I never win anything. Have fun in Vegas....don't get kicked out.... Jesse
  17. Whhooooaaa, look at all the purdy white stuff...
  18. You know you like it.... I think Chris is just bored and created the diverdiver handle to create instances such as these.
  19. SOB, I'm all screwed up today!
  20. I've spelled "My 2 unmarried daddies think GWB is a lying bastard"..... Oh, sorry Chris, wrong thread. Your choice of subject got me all confused...what's RW?? Jesse
  21. I seriously hope that nobody is deciding on who to vote for as President of the United States of America based on information they received at dropzone.com
  22. Don't feel bad Val, I once had $500 in cash taken out of my front jacket pocket (super-retard place to put the money). I had just borrowed the money to get my car fixed and stopped at Target before going to the bank to deposit the cash. Don't feel too bad, trust me....this felt worse. Jesse
  23. Don't know if this a repost but check this out. If I had the money.......http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2457135999&category=26428
  24. Everyone stop complaining, they could've made it Seafood Salad!