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and here I was picturing the cheerleaders....... your a sick ... sick ...very sick man........ to even envision such a thing.....as the simpsons at a serious time like this....

always be honest about how many jumps you have done and the skills you have......keeps you from getting in over your head........if someone doesnt want to jump with you because of your jump#s then fuck them. There are a lot of experienced jumpers that love jumping with low time jumpers. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

No bimbos*** more bimbos....more bimbos..... you say bimbos like its a bad thing.... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Very cool, now after your done picking up Chris, swing through Oregon and get me and the dog Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

nope, you are just butting up against the "good ol boys network".......keep at it, have something to contribute and some day you will be accepted.. I am still waiting Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

It's doctors like you who make me glad we have lawyers. ***WOW.......now that is truly a stunning example of the "american way"............. it was a tongue in cheek statement... you know.... "a joke" lighten up a bit Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

the only time I take my wide angle off is when I am filming CRW, and wish to stay farther away. Otherwise I like to get up close and personal with the tandems. either way works.... there isnt a right or a wrong one here. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Have you ever let others win at games, life, competition, relationships -so ..... are you gonna keep us in suspense? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Congrats!!!! what parachute did you use for your first jump? airplane? container? Where? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Plus should I buy a helmet? if so any recommendations? *** do you want to look cool....or have actual impact protection?...... most modern skydiving helmets will protect against elbows, and knees, but offer very little in the way of protection against big impacts like a low turn into the ground...... the cheapest and ugliest helmet (pro-tec) is the only one I know of that will abate some of the force of a serious impact, ask to look in some of the helmets that other people are using at your DZ ... you can see how little padding there is, then check out a pro-tec..... (I use a bone head myself)....... but used a pro-tec for my first 500 skydives. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

is it cypress...cypryss ...cipress....ciepress..... oh hell does it have a damned AAD???? if not.......does your emergency procedures include... " screaming like a little girl "...... "messing yourself"..... or "having a damned good time?" ....... is it the same basic design that the sail boarders use on the water? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Just shows how easy big programs with lots of money get corrupted.*** Yep, the big programs have lots of small people who can squander money easily (I have never had any doubt that some ends up in some pockets too) Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

That is awsome!!!! tell us who it is so we can tell them what a nice....smooozer he/she is!!! Roy PS: that is a very nice thing to do.

DZ give go arounds if the spot gets long or is off the windline? Most of the dropzones I have been to will, but I have encountered several that only give one drop.....get out or ride the plane down.... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

See, even in the 1950's guys were advocating 3 ways with 2 bi-sexual chicks. You're damned right his boring day may need a "lift." No wonder the old farts call it the "good old days"! *** I always knew I was born in the wrong part of the century.......... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Yeah... especially while waiting for the 250 ft long bridle between the pilot chute and the freebag.. then there is the 250 foot long suspension lines... all the while watching the pretty blue canopy..*** WOW.....you jump a very very strange canopy!!! so whats all that line add to the pack volume?? I had a tension knot on my old stiletto and got to chop & pull the reserve and it was the longest 3 seconds of my life waiting for something to happen..... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

Don't bother Roy...you're WAY too much of a lightweight to even try. *** well...........if your talking about the prison game....I defer to your "expertise" hey....now that I have insulted you.....can me and the mutt crash at your place tonight? Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

And,maybe teach you"kids" how to play "Cardinal Puff" *** ummmmm.......is that a prison game? dressing up in gowns/hats/shoes/etc......? if so, no thanks ..... this "kid" would rather not.... but if its not.... what the hell is it!!!!! Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

The man will be charged with damaging property because he caused 8,000 crown ($340) damage to the beer cooling box. *** Wooohoooo........ but he didnt get charged for the BEEEEER!!!!

Ralph is very safety minded, he can be very abrasive when he sets his mind to it, but so far from what I have seen - to bring out this tendency in him you have to say or do something stupid..... I was shocked two years ago when he pointed out he had a 85' FX in on trade.....and asked if I wanted to test jump it... I had been looking around for a replacement for my stiletto in my quest for speed and swoop, but he is NOT a fan of the "pocket rockets" and for him to offer it, and let me jump it there amazed me....and he continues to let me jump there with it...... I obey his rules of no hooks and we have no problems... when I want to pull a HP landing I go elsewhere .... I have had other jumpers from other local dz's look at me like I grew a third head when I tell them I jumps there with it..... apparently most of them either jumped there and violated one of the rules or had a friend who broke his rules.... Its his dz, and his gear store, that makes his word law there. *some people have a problem with this.. damn... a buisiness man that sent money elsewhere...... sorry he couldnt hook you up, but I like when people think about the long range concequences of actions.....selling you a rig that old-with who knows how many jumps on it-at your weight... would have been borderline wrong..... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

C'mon over to Richland this weekend, its supposed to be a balmy 47 degrees and sunny....... I need a belly flyer that can fall at 165 !!!! if ya gots the time, lets make some jumps!!!!! or in the words of an old drill instructor of mine "quit yer bitchin!!" Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

The Poser- Found in Pubs and taverns wearing brightly colored skydiving T-shirts bragging about their death defying dives they made that day. Be very cautious about cornering the poser and asking specific questions about how many jumps they have, or type of gear they use - as they may react violently when it is discovered that they only made one tandem skydive and wet themselves on the way down... Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

You left out an important question... 11) Penis size. *** Dave you left out the most important question.... 12) does this individuals balls "clank" when he walks Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

My plan is to fly stealth bombers over and we drop a full load of lawyers. If NK doesn't surrender, then we'll drop more lawyers. If that still doesn't work, then we start dropping lawyers with parachutes!!! *** man......talk about escalating levels of tension.... have they really done anything bad enough to warrent such abuse? roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.

definatly want to go jump the beaver once too!!! *** damn,,,,, your brave!!! LOL Ralph is a total character to say the least, I have done tandem vids here and there for him. but watch out if you piss him off......whoooboy... (not me) but I was there to see the fireworks. easiest way to "not" piss him off. have cash for the gear, dont waste his time, and no hook turns. He's a pretty good guy, but totally old school. Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it.