JJohnson
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Like we even listen to any comments about OUR shoes..... Last time a women used that old line on me I thought she wanted me to look at her shoes and if I agreed we could fuck. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Isn't it legal to marry a moose or reindeer in Norway as well? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I find lumping any terrorist organizations in with religion to be real hard to swallow. How can anyone combine committing cowardly acts of mass murder in God's name..... But I don't see as how the ETA is religious based, it appears they are politically motivated. Is speration from Spainish/French nation their only agenda? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Best wishes for your father.... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Knowing him he probaly is making reservations! Or the cooked chickens and fixins from the grocery store....then he'll hide the wrappers, sprinkle some mashed potatoes and flour around the house and claim he did it himself. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I am glad you are alive and my heart felt condolences to anyone who suffers from the acts of such sub-humans. My remarks were not intended to mock such a tragic day. I only fail to understand what any terrorist group hopes to accomplish by these acts, and what reasons could motivate anyone to kill innocents. I apologize if I have offended you. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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83-89 for me...you young'in. Semper Fi. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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And they are protesting what exactly? What is wrong with Spain that requires terrorist measures? They want Mexico back as a colony? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Shit, most will take bad beer if your naked and those of us who don't drink will just go for the naked part. Men are not easy....they are automatic.....kind of like gravity.... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Congratulations to you both. I wish you all the best and many years of happiness. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Who the fuck is the ETA? The Extra Terrestrial Assholes? I can't keep my radical crazies straight anymore. Perhaps they should all be identified with toe tags? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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>called it doubletime< Oh yeah, the old game of hurry up and wait....wouldn't want to be late to stand in any lines, or miss the chance to be yelled at. There are times I wish I would have stuck out another 14 years and retired from Uncle Sam's Misguided Children. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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That sucks...fuckin cowardly bastards. As if there is not enough shit to worry about in the world. Anyone claim responsibility for it? Any links to the story yet? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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And don't you dare ask for ketchup! I actually had to warn my wife on this so she wouldn't embarass me there. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I'm not proud, I'd sell my body for jump tickets! I'd probably need to turn about 30 tricks per jump though.... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Hell, we all knew you was womanly and sensual....but get good at that belly dancing thing cause you are gonna need to do some live performances this summer at the DZ. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Yeah it was. Felt like I made a mistake coming here and then leaving the security of a decent job to go back with nothing waiting. Kind of like working without a net. Having a lawsuit dangling over me don't help. But it will be great being back by the kids and family. It will be nice to be able to hit Portillo's for an Italian Beef, Gene and Judes for a real hot dog, Armand's for pizza..... Now if I could have gotten even a suck ass job in Florida, Arizona or California.......things might have been different. That year round jumping season goes a long way towards fighting homesickness. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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After 6 months I am heading home. I took a job in NW Ohio, my wife and I moved out here and left her kids back at home (ages 22, 19 and 16). Big mistake. I miss the kids, the job didn't turn out to be as expected, wife misses her kids...blah blah blah...So I turned in notice and back to Chicago we go....No jobs, no money....very little savings...bills out the ass....and a lawsuit pending with my previous employer over a bullshit trade secrets accusation.... But we will be back amongst family and friends. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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My first set of gear...What do you know abt it?
JJohnson replied to dgm458's topic in Gear and Rigging
Well, you will come to find out that the Racer is about the most comfortable rig you will ever wear....and if the velcro is good, you can freelfly in it. If it does not have it done to it already, I'd get walrus teeth sewn on the main flap to make it better for sit flying. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
I stand corrected. My sincerest apologies senorita. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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A friend of mine did that to get rid of cockroaches....his grandmother told him to do it. He never had a roach either. Coincidence....I think not. Ghosts and cockroaches must be related.... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Oh yeah, Happy Birthday amigo. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Say hi to MadJohn, Alan, Keith and the rest of Byron gang for me. I missed the boogie this year...I was pretty bummed about it. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I have only two words for you...."GET OUT!" I don't do anything involving sharks or dead things that have not figured out they are dead. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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The article I read said something about the next telescope would see in a different spectrum and would see farther, that this is about the limit of the Hubble. Something about what they are seeing is the fast moving galaxies and that their light is being stretched and turned into infared. That if that is true, the Hubble is seeing the most it can and the next one being sent up will be able to actually see closer to the big bang. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"