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You have no clue....I just moved to NW Ohio from the Chicago area.....now I'm trying to plan my jailbreak out of here before I get assimilated. In some of these little towns you gotta order a pizza three days in advance. They don't know what an Italian Beef is either. My current theme song is "Sweet Home Chicago" JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Mirage out of the three you asked on....if cash is not an option. VooDoo is another good choice. Wings for the money cannot be beat. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I'm in. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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So the typical American arrogance isn't really limited to America and shall we say that ignorance is universal? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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That girl was at the LP Boogie last year and made the tape doing some fire dancing. I forget her name...met her at the Byron Boogie year before last. She does the dance real well. Cool moves. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I just watched the video....pretty awesome. Even had my wife enjoying it. So are coming back to Hinckley? Hopefully I will be back there this season...all I gotta do is get a job back in Illinois and blow the greater Toledo area. Peace. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the last time I was Elsinore I downwinded one by following the Tetra-lying-don.....After a nice 20 yard jog I was told not to pay any attention to it unless the wind was really moving and consistent. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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So basically your hostility is directed towards morons everywhere regardless of race, religion, sex or nationality?
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I predicted a while back that tunnels would be replacing skydiving just due to the spectator aspect. Couple that with less equipment to buy, less risk, less insurance....Soon tunnel competitions are going happen and eXpn will no doubt be there. Skydiving might always be there but I think tunnels are going to take a big chunk of it. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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It is some sick shit... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Thailand update #11 (the big one)
JJohnson replied to billvon's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER BILLY V and all the other 356!!!! Way to go!!! JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
One of the great things about cords is their ability to teach clowns like me to stop reaching for grips.....unless you enjoy looking at formations from your back. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I like my coffee the same way I like my women...strong, natural, free and stimulating. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Great flick. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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God Bless you brother. Come home safe. Semper Fi. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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What were you jealous of Bill Von and the elephant? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I heard you Montana boys point the sheep towards water or a cliff.....wonder what they used on the elephant? A cage with a mouse in it? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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AC emergency... what hight do you go to your reserve?
JJohnson replied to yoink's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Anything under 1500 for me is silver handle time. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
And what skills would someone have to demonstrate in order to get cleared to use a higher wingloading? To they demostrate these skills on their current canopy or on a smaller one on which they want the wingloading? Are we just talking basics like flat turns, flared turns, rear riser landings? Or do you get into agressive piloting like swooping....where most of the mistakes by the "attitude" impaired are going to occur... You got a good idea going, now how about some structure. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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See what happens when a bunch of bored skydivers get drunk? They molest an innocent elephant! You sickos! Too bad on the weather. Hope it starts shaping up. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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How about ATM fees? You know that little $1.50 they charge you for daringt to take your money out of a machine....or charging you for using the debit card at a store? It should not cost you money to spend your money. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Good lookin women that jump nekid get to fly whatever canopy they want? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Sure go ahead and take all the fun out reading by putting it in a foriegn language....if I want to do that I'll just watch Punjab TV. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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I started the Daughter of God, put it down for about a month....is it worth finishing? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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The real story: He was trying to sneak out of the bachelor party to run off and avoid the wedding....and the future Daddy-in-law caught him and told the boy that he would hunt him down and finish beating him to death if he didn't marry his daughter....that he probably knocked up...these things happen all the time....I blame it on the internet...and long division...drives kids crazy at a young age...next their doing drugs....something's gotta be done! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"