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Call the MFG and give them the serial number, they will tell you if it has them or not. Or if it is a mod that only they can do. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Well lets be real, you could wring more performance out of a canopy asleep then I could anytime this decade. I wasn't saying that it couldn't be done, only that it was easier with some more speed. My Tri just felt that it had no real flare on a no wind day. The flare felt flat, it didn't plane out much and didn't stop the forward speed much. Lots of running involved. At the time an instructor suggested giving a little double fronts to build up some speed. Course he was a notorious hook turner....But the added speed did make the landings more enjoyable. I also don't agree that "touching" the front risers before "mastering" everything else is some great evil either. Thats like saying until he can wring all the glide from toggles and pulling his legs up he shouldn't ever touch the rear risers. I am curious if the Tri's you were jumping, or Airdvr has now is the newer one with the new steering line configuration for increased flare power? I also wonder how that new configuration is different from what I had. Peace. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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How safe are all these Twin Otters?
JJohnson replied to stateofnature's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
With the budget the Air Farce has to burn I'm suprised tyhey don't use C-130's for 4 way practice.Best bases we ever stayed at were Air Farce. Them boys know how to live. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
How safe are all these Twin Otters?
JJohnson replied to stateofnature's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
For what reason are they grounded? Not enough jumpers to keep them up in the air for back to back loads? No Marines to really fly them? JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
I don't know what you do for a living but you should consider writing, you have quite the descriptive gift. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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#1 and #3 were easy. I'm going with Sidney as well for #2......mainly cause he's the only other black actor I can think of that has turned in such a powerful performance. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Does a misrouted steering line, resuilting in a cutaway on my first tandem count? True all I had to do was hang there and watch. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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[Long] Why newer jumpers want to Freefly at 20 jumps..
JJohnson replied to jmfreefly's topic in Freeflying
The most beautiful susnset load I ever did was a two way sit. It was like relaxing in your most comfortable chair and watching the sun go down as you got closer to the ground. Caught the sun's reflection in a small lake as well...awe inspiring. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
Denzel is supposed to be doing a remake of The Manchurian Canidate as well. It will be interesting to see how he pulls that role off. He has done some pretty great work thus far. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Instructors and Personal Assets, law suit question
JJohnson replied to LawnDart21's topic in Safety and Training
After being invlved in a bullshit lawsuit for the last 9 months....allow me to amend what you said: 1) The defense attorney tries to figure out where to stick the blame...to get his client cleared. 2) The counsel for the plaintiff don't care where anything sticks so long as it sticks. After looking at some cases going on while I sitting in court it has really driven home just how much of a sue happy society we have become. It is sickening really. Judges are afraid of making rulings for fear of it being overturned by a higher court. Lawyers warping every good intent of a law, millions of dollars wasted and nothing getting accomplished. You got people out there who can't afford medical coverage but think having a lawyer is more important. God please reinstate the laws of common sense. Stupidity is supposed to painful. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
I'm sure there is a perfect flare for his situation....but my experience with a Tri was as I said. No wind = rough landings, no flare power. Add a little speed and suddenly we had enough to finish off the landing. Don't think I didn't try finding that sweet spot either. Going to the Silhouette next changed a lot.....better flare, glide ratio...suddenly no wind days were not so bad. So I'm not advocating high performance landings, but I won't be suprised if he has a hard time finding that perfect landing on a no wind day. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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[Long] Why newer jumpers want to Freefly at 20 jumps..
JJohnson replied to jmfreefly's topic in Freeflying
I think it is for two reasons: 1) FF is awesome to watch. From the first time I watched Antigravity I have wanted to fly like that. It is visually more captivating than RW and looks more fun....more free. 2) RW at many DZ's can be very clickish. The skygod mentality ruins the feeling of the sport. Screw up a jump and get banned? Like anyone is born with 2000 jumps? No thanks. I despise that attitude and will never turn away a low time jumper unless it is a saftey issue. I had pretty much wriiten RW off until I finally met some RW load organizers that made it fun, not a competition on every jump. I enjoy both RW and FF, but I don't suffer attitudes, have no tolerance for them. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
Go Blackhawks!!!! Fuck Philly the losers.....No wait maybe that should be Bo Bears and screw the Eagles...go bulls and..... No wait....GO CUBBIES!!!! Yeah thats it. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Thank you. At the age of forty and the chances of having a child of my own grows smaller I find myself becoming sentimental over all children and babies. Congratualtions on the newest addition to your family. You'll have to excuse me, I need a tissue and have to go buy something for my nephew. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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You would be very suprised at the shit that goes on in a school board and the control that administration has over them. My mother has worked at a grade school for the last 25 years. Yes the prinicpal or superintendent can and do get voted out. But by and large most of the school board becomes a local popularity contest. They have had prinicipals talking certain friendly people onto the the board, try to force people off the board, the board vote staff out for some really stupid reasons...Some of the bullshit my mother has told me about scares me. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Yeah that part stuck out at me as well.....I figured maybe batteries were considered a weapon which of course bans all flashlights (Don't want anyone shedding light on anything), vibrators (overstimulation), laser pointers (don't want someone adjusting the intensity to kill)..... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Good thing we got rules in place to protect us from......everything. Whatever happened to common sense? Is it really a lost art? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Armed Self Defense Lands Homeowner in Legal Trouble
JJohnson replied to JohnRich's topic in Speakers Corner
If you could manage to say that with a straight face you could probably run for office. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
Yeah, you know I would like a homeless person, or someone from a trailer park. I think maybe someone who knows what it's like to be on the bottom might have a better regard for the "common man/woman's" plight and not pissing away our rights. I don't think it would be so bad having a working class person at the helm. Maybe someone who wasn't born into the greed, lies and game that is modern politics. Of course the political game really has not ever changed. Buying the throne has been around since we invented the concept of the throne. Might makes right...whether it is military might or finacial. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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My first canopy was a Tri 160, loaded at about 1 to 1. In order to land it in no wind conditions I did a double front riser to build up some more speed. This allowed me to plane it out and get some lift out of it. It seemed on no wind days the canopy just had no flare left at the end. Toggles down all the way and nothing there. It was rock solid in turbulence though. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Unconscious in Freefall, No AAD...
JJohnson replied to JohnRich's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Bad ass. I'd buy that man a Miller. JJ "Call me Darth Balls" -
Interesting point of view. All the more reason to beat up lawyers first, then the feral kids. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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Never screw around with the pilot....unless you are absolutley sure you can get away with it...Same goes for the rigger. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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UUHHH.......keyboard? mouse? Gigabytes? Monitor?......you girls keep this up and I'll quit going to the gym and start taking computer classes. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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The girl was smoking...noice breastages. The over the hill rocker was great, and Liam Neeson and his son were cute as all get out. The guy who goes to Wisconsin to get laid was a riot. "I am Colin, God of Sex!" "In the States I am Prince William without the strange family." Classic. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"