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  1. JJohnson
    Well in that case you can be on my team. Please forgive me and my teammates if we keep dropping things and asking you to pick them up....we're just perverted and love cheap thrills. Course we will also time it so it happens when the other team is throwing to hopefully distract them and gain unfair advantage. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Was that some diet? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  3. JJohnson
    I think you burnt butt may hamper your throw. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Just something about kids wearing tin foil on their heads that cracks me up. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Well, here is my worst meal to date. I feel lazy, there's nothing in the house...so breakfast today is: Chocolate Pudding and Cheese popcorn! My dog is digging it. Can anyone top this culinary travesty? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Roadhouse had one classic scene...where the one bouncer is nailing the girl in the closet and tell's Swayze when he gets caught,"But I'm on my break!" and Swayze tells him,"Stay on it." Battlefield Earth has no redeeming qualities. Signs at least was funny with the kids wearing tin foil on their heads. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Thank you. I have never been to the UK. I small dream of mine is to throw in a few local pubs in England....just something about the atmoshpere and wanting to hear dart slang with an accent. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    If that letter if "F" you are a sick man. BTW how much distance can you get without losing stench quality? Do you have a special diet for that? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Cool, I'm throwing with Hammerhead GT3's 25 gram. Great darts. Why don't you throw anymore? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Yes,.....I did forget about the king of the ring of major production cheese fests. Sly ranks pretty high up there. Give him credit though, he's made lots of fat cash off the sneer and biceps... JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Okay so the Postman sucked and Waterworld was over blown...but anything with Tom Cruise in it? He did a pretty good job as Lestat in Interview I thought. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Wear clothes pins on your nipples and the pain from that ill distract you from your toasted hiney! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
  13. JJohnson
    Okay, I'm not talking about intentionally stupid flicks, but those that were intended to be taken seriously for whatever genre they were made. So which movie left you with that Doritos Nacho Cheese taste in your mouth? The movie that you thought needed some wine to go with the cheese? My nomination is Heath Ledgers : "A Knight's Tale" Medival jousting set to Queen's "We will rock you", Lords and Ladies cutting a rug to David Bowie...yes cheesy it was...was it cheddar? Brie? No I think Cheese Wiz would be more appropriate. Other contenders? (Attack of the Killer Tomatos doesn't count, it must be something that had a decent budget and had some known actors/actresses) JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Minor achievement! After years of throwing steel tip darts I finally hit a perfect Ton 80. (all three darts in the triple 20 for 180 points) After hitting it at home with my wife as a witness, I hit it twice more while out practicing before tournaments/league play...Now if I could just manage to did during an actual game... It's the little things in life that bring such satisfaction. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Classic! JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    A skydiver refusing video? That's about unheard of. If you are truly concerned talk to each of them seperately. Never belittle someone in public and unless it is a real safety issue it's not something that you cannot correct afterwards. If it is a safety issue feel free to but in ASAP. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    One whole screw to repair a detached left bicep...but it is good enough to get me on the heavy metal load at LP. Lesson learned: If you injure yourself slightly aloowing yourself time to heal is a good thing... Trying to heal by doing more of the same to an injury: Bad. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    Dave, My brother is an honorably discharged Marine, has attended classes on the use of firearms and has a concealed permit as well. My point was simply that not matter what, there is the chance for something to go wrong. Even that it is the more experienced people that tend to do stupid things....most of our skydiving fatalities are skydivers bending the rules and pushing the limits. My brother admits his mistake. I wonder if this fed will do the same. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    That my brother can have his moments is not in question. I love him regardless. However the gun will work the safety off, I saw it happen. Until you know him or see the weapon do what it did, don't accuse him off covering his ass. He admits it was a stupid thing. Hindsight is nearly always 20/20. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    makes you wonder about what? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    The whole story was that he was traveling a lot for work. His wife did not feel safe. So he showed her how to use the gun. However she was not strong enough to pull the slide back...not without making it look like a game of twister and taking 10 minutes. So he told he could leave it loaded with the safety on....and procedded to demonstrate that the gun would not fire with the safety on.... Yes he should have cleared the weapon before doing this. I was a little puzzled by why the weapon fired with the safety on though. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    The $40K is what my lawyer has cost me thus far. In their proposed settlement they are trying to get me to agree to not work for certain companies for a set time period...in exchange for dropping the lawsuit. I figure fuck them, make them spend all they can...cause they cannot possibly win and they know it, cause I never stole shit from them. They are proposing the settlement now cause they think they have spent too much on it....They could have proposed a settlement $30K ago and maybe I'd be in a better frame of mind. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    I got sued in Illinois...and yes a non-compete doesn't mean much.....but they never had one. By dragging me into a lawsuit by accusing me of stealing company secrets they were trying to get a non-compete...court ordered. The $40K I spent is just in defending myself. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    When he showed me the hole, he showed me how it happened. I watched how repeated pulls of the trigger worked the safety off. I seem to recall it was S&W 40 cal. But I'll ask him to be sure. JJ "Call me Darth Balls"
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    And tomorrow you are going to plead the 5th? JJ "Call me Darth Balls"