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mike shut up! you aren't a dumb okie! you're a cool guy AND, any Okie who skydives is cool! hell i am from texas but everyone in my family except my dad is from oklahoma so what can i say? my best friends live there too (at least for now, merrick you suck) so.....gotta be: good stock good stock...LOL hey why don't you come to hinton this weekend? check it out...its kinda slow but that is just 'cause there aren't many people who go yet. better planes!! and no shampoo football! sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

OH whatever, fuck the man show! Skydiving is WAY more fun...I am surprised that they are just now getting around to going to a tittie bar, anyway. I don't mind the sexism *too much* but each show is like, the SAME. My ex used to watch it every time it came on, and it was the same always. Why don't you just mistreat your wife, fuck her in the ass, drink a beer and go jump?? geezus. Like this is even DEBATABLE!! Skydive or titties?? Go to the DZ, get someone drunk and have them show their titties!! Easy solution to a stupid problem. Hell I'll do a strip dance for you if that will help. Don't ever not go to the DZ if you can. Weather, karma and god knows what else will bite you in the ass. Wait! Here's an idea! Take a porno to the DZ. there ya go. Jump, get drunk and watch the pussy that way. Good grief. You men need some serious coaching. Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

see!! someone else who spells ya'll the same way! and yeah ya'll is plural by nature!! WTF? ! LOL I am fixin' to go take a bath, BUDDY!! Ya'll have fun without me, ya hear?? Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Now, dammit people come on. There are probably a few people reading this thread who are newbies and have done the same thing or people who did it and won't say so 'cause they don't want to be harshed on by you peeps. On one of my early static line jumps I thought the slider was WAY too loud. I did not cutaway, because the parachute was "Square, Stable, and Steerable" so I figured if it was flying OK then no big deal. I did ask though when I landed and they just laughed in a nice way and said it is common for people to feel that way. They chalk it up to more awareness of what is going on around you. See, I did a tandem and like, I dunno two static lines maybe, before this happened. So I guess I never noticed before, because I was too overwhelmed by other shit!! Of course you could bring in the argument that says, well, Sis didn't cutaway because it was steerable and shit. This is true! Listen to what the JM's say...but still maybe people just freak out. Like somebody said, if you convince yourself it is a mal you are gonna panic. Skydiving DOES take a certain calm response to stressful situations...but you can't expect everyone to be cookie cutter perfect! Be careful before you poke fun at new jumpers. That really gets me in the gonads. (well I don't have gonads but you know what I mean!!) LOL Hugs, (yeah I know Sis getting all serious! WTF is going on?!) Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Some things are better than others huh? Like what? The overt references to sex? Alcholism? Crazy dz.commers posting whatever comes to mind that moment? HAHAHAHA Well, you'll just have to pardon those of us who are too bored to do anything else except try to annoy you.

dude skyhawk i was already off the chat at that hour and in bed...but i wasn't sleeping!! tee hee!! sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

whew...I dunno...which Elvism to vote for!?! I would have said the lady humping the mini-Elvis 4'6" Asian (that's realistic! NOT!) but I think I'll go with the black dude! No wait...the females with sideburns...BWAHAHAHA!! I can't decide!! I got in an argument with my mom once when she was REALLY hammered b/c she said I had never heard an Elvis song...WTF? I grew up listening to those vinyl records OVER AND OVER while she and my aunt relived the glory days. They also had a thing for Neil Diamond.!! NEIL DIAMOND! My aunt named my cousin Neil....these are some weird people. Maybe I should name my future son "Dave Matthew _______insert last name here" since The DMB is my favorite group. Jeez!! "Elvis isn't dead, he's just on vacation..." Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Oh yes!! My favorite bumper sticker: "Have you been Jagermeistered lately?" other than that...let's see, tequila (the good stuff), beer, chardonnay or cabernet sav. (friends don't let friends drink"white zinfandel") and marijuana, Vicodin, and cocaine..oops we were just talking about liquor poisons, huh?? my bad! Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Chicago's right on that one! Good point, BUDDY! Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

tee-hee!! roflmao! very good, very good Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Welcome to Conjunction Junction! I will be your guide today. I cannot place apostrophes properly either, so I will be learning right along with you! I cannot believe Y'all is in the dictionary. That's just sick. Texans have their own language, don't Y'ALL know? Sis (ain't ain't in the dictionary now too is it?) Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Wingie...I mailed your necklace but I guess you won't be getting it, huh? When are you going back to Germany? It will be waiting for you! Of course we missed you! Snowflake missed you a LOT!! hehe Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Yo, here's a place we can go to chat while the head honcho is off whacking it somewhere! GRRRRRR! LOL It is Pammi and Merrick's thingamagigger.

Good lord! It's not "Y'all" it is "Ya'll" !!!!!!!!!!!!! Notice the placement of the damn apostrophe! Sis ( so grammar was my strong suit, but I don't give much of a fuck anymore! Only when it is convenient!) PS - Pyke sent me a voicemail asking how much prime ass was at Quincy...apparently he has USED up all the booty in Atlanta with his pack of lies! LOL SIGH -I didn't pass out his business cards, because I wouldn't do that to the people at Quincy! HAHAHAHA Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

yeah well we gotta remember how to get into mIRC and all that shit. fucking bumnuts if you ask me... sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

yeah well fuck. you know, the first time you shave it ALL off, it looks funny, but then you get used to it and later, hair looks funny! How funny...................................... Sis ( I want to jump! This dz.com shit sucks) Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Oh Dave, SIGH!! LOL - a true Texan, though, and currently single!! woohoo! hrm.....hey Dave, you gonna come for the SSM boogie??!?!! Miss you! Got a nice email from Doc today, I miss him. Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Hey Chucker-man! I left your pad and went to go get pamela and on returning to tent city, we DID stop by your place. there wasn't anyone there, though! so pammi and i went to the entertainment tent and saw Scott (that is who she is referring to in her post) and he was pure TOAST! LOL I met Jim Slaton that night, which was cool because he is from the same place I live! Amarillo, cow pattie Texas! Just goes to show you can become bad-ass no matter where you are from! Anyhow, Chuckster, it was at least good to see you for a minute and say hi to your wifey-poo. Next year, YES - Firm plans for hooking up!! Next year, actually, I am taking my mother (oh god, I know!! but she's pretty cool!) and we are doing the RV thing. Talk about RV five-star Hyatt action! The woman does NOT camp well...so we'll be gettin' the best camper on the lot and we'll park right next to all the dz.com buddies! Mum's cool with all that. She got the money honey. Love ya'll Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

JESS, R U gonna check your privates?? (your private messages, I mean?) My hotmail is working again so you can send me shit that way... off to get pics of Quincy developed. back laters! See ya'll freaks! Texans suck the best cock!! (oops I didn't mean to say that) Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Jim Henson...I'll be he's sooooo offended! Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

ah so there's another thing i can add to my list of "Good reasons to stay single" i make this list up to keep myself from going crazy of lonliness...i LIE and tell myself its better to be single for this reason or that reason...there's another one! don't have to see your sweetie crank it in... sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Yeah well, how do you think his friend Aprilia (couldn't help that one, nice bike) felt at Quincy? 'EH? Wasn't just Mappi driving his happy ass around!! Although, Mappi did have to do more of the work than Aprilia did! SIGH..................FRIENDS!! YOU GOTTA LOVE 'EM!!! Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

Fucking fruitloops around here.... Sis (off to develop her own pics, but from Quincy, not bedtime stories!) Before you judge me, take a look at you...

This flame war chapter 2 is brought to you by Texans who don't want you to fuck with them! Anybody who acutally blames the president for the state of our economy or just about anything is an (AND I QUOTE:) Idiot! Presidents are just puppets and pawns bought by the rich and powerful in our country! They (presidents) try to support their own agendas, etc. but a lot of times they are derailed, whether that's good or bad is a matter of opinion! Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...

hrm....that DOESN"T sound like a good thing!! LOL Fruce: Hilarious pics!! woohoo! way to go! i noticed you only go for chicks in tank tops or bikini tops... Sis Before you judge me, take a look at you...