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Wow, Dutch, that is sooo nice of you to offer! I would totally dig on having another dz.commer fly me to a boogie! I'll pay for JET-A! Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Addicts rule...how many more for you Spectre? Come join me in my lair... Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

I was, but I am just too tired to do all that driving. SIGH> I've already driven over 5000 miles since May. I need a job so I can pay for airline tickets!! Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

good grief, somebody help andrea! she's loooosing it! Slap Happy, huh? NOOOOOO comment!! Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

LOL@Clay!! He's pretty cute too, the guys love him! I could make a killing! Hell I could pimp him out to men, women, small farm animals... Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

That's it!! Backstreet! Thanks, Clay! Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Ok - sober now, and I read it. Pretty DURN cool!! I am a native Texan...I've lived other places but always seem to come back here. We'll see what happens in the future! I do have a map of Texas on the wall!! Sis (haha! Pammi started talking like me while we were at Quincy!!) heheehe I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

I figured it out...now its just making myself drive all that way! Oh yeah, and gas money...sigh. Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

doesn't FFF already fit this description?!?! Kylie, are you on crack or something?? What on earth made you ever decide to promise all those things to a man?!?! Good lord. Sew him a new jumpsuit every month? Some women just never cease to amaze me...you are ruining things for the rest of us you know!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

You sound a little selfish, there Slappie! BTW, what are into slapping? Just curious about your moniker, there... Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Yeah, well you know, he likes those gay bars...what is that big one in Atlanta? I can't remember the name. anyway its his favorite! Butt squeezes galore! sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Does anybody know the fastest way to get to Austin from Amarillo or Lubbock? I want a direct route but looks like I will have to go through Dallas anyway... Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

See what I mean?? Pull your pants up, Pyke! You can't do that at work!! Sis (besides, she wants to kiss me, not you!! trust me he's a terrible kisser ROFLMAO!!! Ok Ok so I am lying!) I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Well, Pyke darling, I would marry you but you have a little problem with keeping your pants on for more than five minutes! I suppose we could have an "open" marriage, 'eh? Because we would have to have other women join us in the bedroom too...and I want to get to know Clay better as well! hehehehe On a serious note, though, if I ever do get married I DEFINITELY want a skydiving wedding... Hey, Triple F what's your problem? Wait, maybe I should ask Kylie what HER problem is...what the hell do you see in FFF? He's just a dirty old skydiving bastard! hehehehe Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

GRRR, Mike, no downwinding it just for kicks!!! lol They have good sized landing areas, yes. You shouldn't have any problems at all. And yes, they allow camping on the dropzone. You'll be sure to get up early, since the other planes on the airport start flying at sunrise!! We gotta try to steal Falconboy's golf cart again this time. I didn't get a chance to while I was at Quincy...I did see him though, and our favorite videographer too. Yikes! I am a fast faller, so maybe I should be on the outside of the raft instead of inside? I sure as hell won't be the one deploying with that thing in tow. ewww...I don't know what happens, but I can imagine some nasty situations! Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Oh all right, all right!! Twist my arm why don't you guys? I'll see what kind of airfare I can round up. To any who are still wondering, there ain't no swoop pond at good 'ol Monroe. Still a kick-ass dz though. The DZO's name is Bill, and I have a hard time seeing him not allowing a raft dive. He's been in this sport for ever so I am sure he's seen it all! Dutch, bring that raft on! I want to be in on this deal, ok? But we don't want to do a raft dive on a high speed pass, good lord that exit would be fucked from the word go! High speed passes from a CASA are something I have wanted to do since last May! I keep missing out for one reason or another! Good grief! Even at freakin' Quincy I missed out on them. Not again, matey!! Sis (where am I staying this time? Are guys sure Bill will let me back on the dz? HEHE!! Maybe since I changed my hair he won't recognize me...YEAH RIGHT!) I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

When I awoke from my hangover-induced sleep and logged on to find that this thread was active again, I just groaned and thought, OMG, what now?!?! LOL Thankfully the debate over the DZs is over, or has been for awhile. Now the debate over which country is better, well that could go on for ages, because ALL of our nations suck!!! wooohoo!!! Hey Mouth don't get offended by the whole GA dz thing, it was a thing that is currently out of context. At the time, these buffoons, like my beloved Pyke (formerly wmblaine) were bashing a certain GA dz all the time (not yours, btw) and it was driving me crazy!! Fortunately, he and I kissed and made up!! Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

too long. can't read it. when i'm sober i will. faster to post response than to read.

Oh guys, now really! It is all in good fun, good fun! Except I DID mean that part about frosted blonde bimbos and SUVS. That came around a long time ago. It is one of my psycho pet peeves...and we all know I have a couple of those!! HEHEHE honestly though Pyke is my bud. He is a butt sometimes, but in retaliation, I am just a bitch sometimes too!! he's great fun to jump with.... Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

YAY Justin!! Thanks bro!! A guy who has his priorities straight!! See the thing nobody has noticed about my first post is this: Don't ever not go to the DZ if you can. WEATHER let me repeat WEATHER or karma or something else will FUCK YOU UP! You don't think I know? Listen, dammit I live 350 miles from the closest fucking dropzone so I don't take that shit lightly!! hehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can tell by the responses that you guys are most interested in mistreating your wives and fucking them in the ass, followed with a good beer, unless you are Clay, then you'll follow with ICEHOUSE or some crappy shit!! Yeah pardon my obscenities! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!let's go babe Sis (love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wooohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Shut up, Jonathan!! hehe

hey frank, that was a joke! (about the cocaine) don't you know me well enough by now to know i exaggerate once in awhile??!!! lol but i still won't let friends drink white zin...unless they really want to!! sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

Ahhh, SIGH...because I have PMS...honestly! I am not nearly as bad as some women,though! I just get really horny and for 2 days I get sensitive about stuff I read or watch....I cry during movies and defend newbies and lash out against the Man Show.... Scary, huh? At least I don't break plates or completely wig out, like I have seen some women do!! yikes! If I jump when I am "here" in this "state" I must only do fun jumps, no heavy RW or skills shit....if I fuck up I get bummed. OK FUCK! I just gave away my sensitive, and typical female side! grrr! lol

Clay, that's funny! I talked to him (Pyke) today for the first time in a couple of weeks, and he asked me to quit saying he was gay. Apparently, he thinks its "old" and that I have overdone it! Well, I said, "Seems to me that everyone else thinks its hilarious! Do you think I am ruining your reputation as a womanizer?" Poor guy. I guess I should stop calling him gay, and tell the truth: he's bisexual. Of course, so am I so what does it matter??!!?!! Except it does matter, doesn't it?! Something about jumping with a guy who you know is scoping out your ass must be just totally uncomfortable if you are a man!! hehehe I am SOOOO EVIL! Sorry, Pyke - babe, I had to do it! Get rid of that stupid WHUFFO-frosted-blonde-bimbo-SUV-driving girlfriend of yours and we'll talk. Until you do I am going to insist you're gay. (she's not really a g/f anyway is she? you haven't been dating long enough to call her that...but I bet you have been! I bet all your boyfriends are jealous!!!!!) Sis I don't want the meaning of life, I want the experience of being alive!

what difference?? skydive or titties versus skydiving or juggies. sounds about the damn same to me!!