freaksister

JEEZ, it took me a year to get sixty (and if you feel like fucking with me b/c of it BRING IT ON, I don't live near a DZ) but anyway, I have nowhere near five hundred jumps. Therefore I am reluctant to answer this thread. I guess all I really have to say is regarding the intentional cutaway rigs. I think ALL DROPZONES should have these. I want to do one so bad! Rome, GA had one according to a guy I know named Norm. But I don't know if they still do since they are under new management. I think all dz's should have them. I would do an intentional cutaway in an instant. Fuck. I am tempted to cutaway my good main for the simple reason of doing it. Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

WOOHOO! GO Lew! LOL Combat RW and flippin' CASAs!! hehe You know, I get a lot of slack about having only sixty jumps in a year. But I see people who have 200 jumps in less than six months, and then immediately downsize to Extreme VX canopies, etc. and I wonder if I am more dangerous or are they? I mean, I admit I don't have many jumps in a year...but I have talked to a few good old-timers who have told me they only got forty or fifty or so in their first year. Even if that was thirty years ago, so what? So, this whole thing regarding about 98-jump wonders...I am jealous of them but should I REALLY be???!!! I dunno, I mean, 60, that's not a lot of jumps for me in a year I guess, but I've attended lots of seminars and first jump courses and what not, so does that help?? Guess I am nervous about Quincy! (excited too though) Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

What do I do that I travel so much?? LOL - Not much. I live 350 miles from the closest DZ and lots more than that from big boogies! :) You know I'm social! I like to travel. Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Medic, baby, what's the problem you are having? It takes me a good bit sometimes to get into the PUB. Let your Sis know and she will HOOK YOU UP!! I just got home so I am only back online now! Hugs, Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

AIEET, Brothers and Sisters! I hate this MIRC thing. I can't hardly figure it out unless there is a link to it in the fucking PUB! So, here is a step by step thingamadoodle to getting in with us pubbers. OK people. first...if you don't have MIRC or IRC go to http://www.mirc.com and then when you have downloaded and installed it, click on the icon. it will pull up a little window and you have to go to FILE and hit "connect." Then type /server dropzone.com. Then go to Commands and press "join channel" and type in /j happyhour OR just /happyhour. try it all. sometimes shit is crazy on there. good luck. if you cant get on we'll walk you through it. it is easier to walk through than explain on a post. luvs, sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

damn MIRC shit sucks if you ask me, I don't like it. but that's OK - I mean, who expected the HH to "leave the keys" anyway?? LOL Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

All whuffos ask the same questions, it seems...some are more annoying than others. My UPS guy always delivers stuff from Rigs N Things and the Sunshine Factory and Para-Gear (oh that reminds me I need some more closing pins!) but he isn't annoying for some reason. Maybe because he's cute. LOL The rest of them drive me fuckin' bananas. Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

July 2000 Dolphin D-2, Hornet 170 (I'll downsize to a Heatwave or Cobalt one day) and Tempo 170 reserve, RSL, Bonehead Mindwarp Millenium FF helmet, Factory Diver full-face RW helmet, FT-50 wrist-mount alti., Pro-Track audible alti., Cypres, Freedom Means Choice FF Suit, and Michigan RW Suit. Lindsey, badass on that Extreme 110! Woohoo! You front-riser it girl!! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Well, first of all, I have a Sunshine Factory Large Deluxe Gear Bag and it WILL NOT fit in the overhead compartment! If I don't check my rig, I check the gear bag with all my jumpsuits and helmets and stuff and carry on the rig. Oops, almost forgot: I do use those "smart cartes" and little baskets and stuff sometimes. If I am going on a really long trip I am not just carrying my gear bag, but a suitcase and purse and carryon. I try not to overpack, which would upset Macauley since I only take skydiving tshirts and shorts nothing PRISSY but still it adds up! Those carts do save your life sometimes. I often trudge through the airports wondering if it wouldn't be better to get a whuffo boyfriend just to carry all my shit?! A skydiver would have his own gear so that wouldn't help! I am one of those solo travelers...(but not by choice). Secondly, I ALWAYS put padlocks on my gear bag even if I am not checking the rig with it. I truly believe I had my ProTrack stolen and I am not going to get another free one. Thirdly, I won't check anything in the pouring rain or snow. Duh. Fourth, I wrap my helmet in towels, and pad the entire rig with clothing. The reason I have such a large gear bag (trust me, peeps it is HUGE) is so I can take all my clothes and toiletries plus two jumpsuits, two helmets, one rig, one pair of tennies, log book and two big bags of rubber bands in my gear bag with room to spare. I look like a turtle carrying it. Fully loaded the damn thing weighs over fifty pounds. Anyway, I pad all around the rig...one of my main concerns was that my D-ring would be pulled or something. I don't wrap the chest strap around like suggested but I WILL START doing that! Finally, don't misunderstand. I am always very nervous about putting my gear through as checked luggage. But it is heavy heavy and I travel alot. I also have homeowner's insurance that covers my stuff while I am traveling. So between homeowner's, extra airline insurance and my American Express travler's insurance (which is the only credit card I use for traveling) I HOPE I would recoup at least some of my costs. That would not repay me for the loss of the rig itself, the time to get a new one, and how my red-headed temper would flare violently! But as I said before, in the case of four or five airports and 2000 miles, I am not carrying that shit. Hugs, sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday. Edited by freaksister on 8/1/01 04:41 PM.

I think because they can get their lines and crap tangled up with their camera gear, esp. ringsights...and after they cutaway they need to get more stable (if possible, i.e., if altitude allows) before they deploy their reserve. If they are unstable their deploying reserve could become entangled with their helmet. etc... (is this correct, anyone?) Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

I live far from a dropzone, so I have flown a lot in just the past year! I think I spent more on airfare than I did on student training! LOL - No wonder I suck at RW! Anyway, I have flown maybe 15 or 20 times with my gear. I have never had a real problem. Here are the funny-hahas: Once, I was going quite a distance and asked for the extra insurance. The airline gals here at my local airport are familiar with me so they know what's up. No problem. This was in Tulsa Ok. though and the gal sort-of wigged out. I just stood there patiently being very nice, as she called her main supervisor and he brought out some other guy and I almost missed my flight b/c these idiots were freaking out. (this was Southwest by the way) Turns out that (as we all know) the DOT classified Cypres' as non-dangerous and S.W. airlines changed their policies. Well this bunch told me I couldn't bring my rig on board unless it DID have Cypres! Had I owned an Astra or something I guess I would have been screwed?? Anyway, I finally just said, Look, I have a Cypres, here is the card, and I don't want the insurance. I will just carry it on, OK? (I was attempting to send it checked as I do occasionally. Trust me, after four airports and 30 miles of walking in one day, your rig gets very heavy!) I have only once been questioned by the security checkpoint folks. An older guy at my airport asked if I had an "explosive device" in my rig and I just said "NO" and some older lady came up and told him to leave me alone! HAHA One other time I got nervous. This was in the Atlanta Hartsfield airport (all kinds of FUCKED UP SHIT happens to me in Atlanta, BTW, and their airport BLOWS ASS!) anyway, I was *randomly* selected by security to have all my stuff X-rayed. This is NOT what they do at the little walk through thing. You are escorted from the ticket counter over to a different location and this HUGE machine that takes 20 minutes literally X-rays of ALL your luggage. Then THEY take it to the baggage loading area and you can have your carry-ons back. You have to stand and wait with an armed guard! I kept thinking, I wonder when they are going to flash the sirens or something?!! But they never did, I was cleared with no probs. and sure enough they got my luggage to the thingamadoodle on time. These are kind of funny stories but honestly I have never had a REAL problem. Everyone is correct when they tell you NOT to get huffy or act like some bad-ass skydiver. Just be really nice (this is easier for me as I look like a sweet innocent girl! chuckle-chuckle

Man, Skyhawk, I dunno! How about I give you a link where you can look at someone else's piercings? Admittedly some of these women are a bit scary looking down there, but you can still get the idea! I'm NOT on these pages so don't look for me. LOL http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/10-female/clit/index.html or if anyone is interested in other types of body mods. go to the main page and choose your poison! http://www.bmezine.com Have fun, kids!! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

yeah and GAY ones too! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! They'll let ANYBODY jump down there, they're extremely "tolerant" and "non-judgemental," unlike us assholes here on dz.com. We're just a bunch of pricks! I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Yeah, you don't know how rewarding it is for the whole load when you flash 'em until you try it! Once you go "flash" you'll never go back!! hehehe I would like to see a show of hands of women on this forum who have actually done it!?! Sis and a couple of others wave hands in the air...while the prissy members of the website roll their eyes at the screen and say, "Ewww! I'd NEVER do that! She's such a whore!" LOL - You probably WILL do it at least once during your skydiving career - (peer pressure works guys - I'm living proof!) and I am a whore - an ALTITUDE whore that is! If you haven't been over 15 or 16K on a load don't talk smack! Sis ("Founding Member of the T.F.A.A. - Tits For Altitude Association - a non-profit group working hard everyday to keep women worldwide open-minded! Why? Because WE CARE!" Sounds like a Philip Morris commercial, 'eh?) I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Kris, congratulations!! I haven't seen you in awhile and look at what happens! You become a JM! at 120 jumps?!?! That's awesome and great. This sounds silly, but "I am so proud!" hehehe Kudos to Kevin - he's damn cute and a good pilot to boot! Glad he got the plane down safe. Two tandem cutaways in two weeks? Same rig? I bet Mike was pissed! Well I won't be seeing you for quite awhile, as I am going with Pammi and Merrick to Quincy, and I will be heading to Hinton pretty much from now on, as it is three hours closer! But one of these days I'll hug your neck again! BTW, I had to stop ordering those El Nino margaritas! You were right, they get you hammered! Good on ya for that dating tip! lol Cheers to the new JM Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Merrick, I don't know how you were talking about but: Hey! I resemble that remark! (we all have our forte and mine isn't RW!) hahahahaha Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Well everyone here knows what I look like except I won't be wearing a PVC minidress! I will have black hair though, instead of my normal red...might even have a blue streak in it too! So look for the blue pimp mobile van and two screaming crazy women, me and Pam, with an exasperated-looking man in tow (Merrick!) Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

ROFLMAO!! That's so true, so true! Congrats, gman!! You'll make a great skydiver, I'm sure! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

ROFL!! hanging off the strut by your magnetic implants!! Fucking classic!! That would be very cool, actually. Can you imagine the look on the pilot's face? Hell, what about the tandems?? bwaahahahahaha sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Don't ask me how come I haven't read this thread yet! Especially considering I am a walking metal detector fucker-upper! LOL I can't believe some of my friends are allowed through the thingamagigger at the airport! I just got a sun-don't-shine piercing and let me tell you: #1) I will NOT be doing any naked dives! ONCE it heals, I might take it out to do a naked dive, but until then I am wearing clothes! I can't imagine having my you know what ripped off on opening shock! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA does that just make you sick or what Speedo? You know I love you though bro, I know you don't like tattoos or piercings, I remember from the other bizillion threads we've had about it. #2) YOU GOT IT MAN!! God what a feeling. I was high for HOURS. And the after-effects are great! I got it done for purely sexual reasons and let me tell ya, it works! I have my tongue, navel and private area done. The navel is the only one I got for non-sexual reasons, and that was almost ten years ago. Not much action going on in the belly button region. I like to hit below the belt, ya know?! I used to have a nipple ring, but took it out several years ago b/c I just didn't like how it looked on me. Poor dude though! That SOOOO sucks what happened to you! You gonna get it re-pierced when it heals?? Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Fucking brilliant!! A hermaphrodite! My dreams came true, thank you God. Come on over, baby! I get the best of both worlds all wrapped up in one package! Can I get a BOOTY CALL?!?! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

I heard Pyke is giving out free blowjobs on the corner of Martin Luther King Blvd. in downtown Atlanta. He's got no car and spends all his money on gay porno so he has to DO something to earn his ride home from work!! I heard he swallows, too so get in line, guys!! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

That sounds like a good idea, guys! I want to become a Muff Brother anyway so I'd be at that tent sometime! Chuck - I'll look for your classic "Chick Magnet" ! Congrats on being famous! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

well I guess it's too late now! Besides I am only sweet 80% of the time and the rest I am a fucking psychotic whore bitch.

(in Beavis' voice): FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! FIIIIIRE!!!!!! Hey - lucky for ya'll I'll be going to Quincy next week so you eeeeediots will be free of my posts for six days! Two of the addicts will be gone (me and Pammi) so we'll have to leave it up to Skreamer! Sis (should we start an ALF club over here too?) P.S...Pyke is gay. I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.