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HUH? I am not sure if that was supposed to be rude or not... I think AA's got you all fooled..."he" licked me one night and then I saw her (uh, I mean HIS) big swinging dick - - and it was really just a VERY lifelike plastic!! Sis (Was that TMI? oops! well you know I love you all, get over it) I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

So *that's* what you're supposed to look like in freefall!! I better take notes. Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Ya'll are keeping me in stitches! The "Flare Effect"???? LOLLLLLLLLLLL Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Drosenberg...there isn't a place that lists them. Let's see if I can remember (it's been a long time since I was a newbie, hehe) Enthusiast after 50, Old Hand after 200? You don't reach Addict until 700...so Pammi is right, it's pathetic to have so many. I don't care though. I like my pathetic self. It has great orgasms. (oops sorry I was thinking about sex again and that just slipped out, dammit!) Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

He IS a troll, have you seen his picture? LOL Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Emma, GOD I laughed so hard at that! I literally had to keep from spewing orange juice all over the place! BWAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!! Pammi you know I love you girl, and it is OK to be sensitive. Shit you've seen me cry enough times to know that I do have feelings even if I try to hide them on dz.com!! hehe And, for anyone wanting to kiss my ass: COOL! I love to have it kissed...it feels GOOOOOOD! heheheeee still laughing...body fascists unite! Here's a secret from me: My Tevas smell sometimes...does that count? Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

MICHELE AND CARL: YES I would tell the guy to his face he stinks, he is a JACKASS, nobody likes him and if you saw the way he treated women you wouldn't like him either. He's an idiot and I would tell him so. ___________________________________________________________ I think Skreamer was just doing this thread to piss off you sensitive people. I personally don't care how much anybody weighs. I have been battling weight problems my entire life. I think Jason makes some great points here. To everyone else: If you think I am a bitch for making fun of stinky people (I don't care what color you are that makes no difference to me - we're all the same - human) then kiss my ass. You would find I am a very kind person if you met me at the DZ -but if you're going to judge us before you ever meet us then I guess you're not worth it either. April I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Geez, Boner, don't get so worked up about it! You're cool as hell, why are you slappin' on us? It is all just a joke, hullo?! Hugs, Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Sin, glad you are out of the hosp. and recovering. Our thoughts are with you!! Get lots of good drugs!! Pain is not something humans HAVE to endure!! lol Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

HAHA - that makes me laugh because two weeks ago I was at Skydive Dallas with Pyke and Bwilling, two of my closest jumpin' brethren, and Pyke, knowing how much I suck at RW, tells me on jump run: Now, April, DON'T FUCK THIS UP!! Of course, Bwilling and I were laughing and the JMs on the load who know me were laughing too...Needless to say, the FIRST thing Pyke said to me upon landing was: YOU FUCKED IT UP!! And I did!! But not in a dangerous way, or anything like that! I just royally fucked up the exit and then did all kinds of crazy dumb shit during the rest of the dive! HEHEHEHE It was almost funny to see them trying to figure me out... My point is: As I have said before, I have almost always had a big fear problem, and basically the only thing that kept me in the sky sometimes were my friends encouraging me to jump, telling me that they KNEW I could do it! You can do it too Phatcat! I do remember you as Dirtsucks, BTW. Glad you haven't given up - some of us do know how hard it is sometimes! Even when you overcome that you will still fuck up skydives, as I am living proof! But it becomes funny after awhile! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Oh good grief!! Like anyone is REALLY suggesting that fat people should pay more! HAHAHAHAHA I think emotional fruitcakes should have to pay more if they get my jumpsuit wet with tears....... Sis (bite me! Oh yeah!) I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Clay, yeah he has long (black?) hair and I think its kind of curly. He is a nasty motherfucker. Sweats like a damn pig, never bathes, and like Pyke said, smokes like a freakin' freight train!! He is also really vulgar and makes nasty comments about women all the time. EWWWW He is a videographer... Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

WHEEEE!! That was funny ass shit!! I think there is some confusion about AA's gender but otherwise right on topic! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Zennie : ROFLMAO********************* hahahahahaha I love that when people quote that guy! Now wouldn't he be the nastiest skydiver ever? I would actually refuse to ride on the plane with him, most definitely! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

What about the stinky people too? I mean, what gives you the right to stop bathing just because you skydive? There is one guy in particular who jumps at Skydive Monroe who is just plain NASTY...boogies are NOT an excuse to let us smell your dirty, greasy fat ass!! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Way to go, Dan! I look forward to meeting you! We'll have to make a jump together! See you soon! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Oh, oops, my bad. LOL - that parody was hardcore though, 'eh? I was hurting by the second line...(12 vodka and red bulls) Ewwwwwww Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Well, Nimbus you're right...but it was only painful for the first second or two, then all the endorphins, adrenaline and who knows what other brain chemicals RUSHED in and I was high as a kite! It doesn't hurt very much and actually it feels good. Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

I just went to the WFFC website and watched that video clip, about five minutes long, where they have footage of previous years at Quincy! Man, that totally whetted my appetite! I am so ready to go! They are going to have a live webcam, so all you unfortunates who can't go can watch it while the rest of us are there! I'll see if I can find it and flash ya'll! LOLLLLLLLL Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Yeah, well it doesn't count if they do it that way! You have to be a bona-fide dz.commer not just an overnight registeree...I'll refuse to recognize their record if they do it that way! LOL Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

I hate to hear that man...Believe it or not though, I do understand something of how you feel. I am finally getting over my fear factor, but for a long long time I had to force myself to skydive sometimes, because I was just "afraid." I didn't really know what I was afraid of, just "something." But I kept going back up even if it was only one jump the whole weekend and every time I was glad I did. Maybe that is what you need to try to do! Don't give up on yourself! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

I hate to hear that about Sin. Hope he gets better fast! Dude, hope they give you lots of pain pills!! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Pammi, you said it so well... Yes, we always profess our respects, but I believe that we all truly mean them. A lost skybrother or sister is something that brings speechlessness to me. I don't know quite what to say, except just sigh and pray...(Yes, I DO pray.) I think in these situations, you say what you can and leave the rest silent. Skydivers can occasionally be all-knowing. Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.

Way to go! Your world tour better include Texas, or at least the CASA boogie in Monroe, GA at the end of Sept. That is on the East Coast...

Freaky? Let's talk freaky. I got pierced again today...in a rather interesting place! hehe...Too bad you couldn't have been there, Pam...but I know you have considered it yourself, so I will be more than happy to tell you what it's like!! BTW>>> QUINCY IS GOING TO FUCKING ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sis I'm not crazy because I take the right pills everyday.