Sebazz1
-
Content
6,908 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Feedback
0%
Everything posted by Sebazz1
-
***Ring..ring..ring...... Hello Performance Designs.. Uh Hi um My name is Lisa and I made an order earlier for a Spectre Oh Hi Lisa what happened to your voice...you sound like a man Oh um little something caught in my throat.um just wondering if you could throw in a Stiletto 135 with my Spectre order thanx...... Click Sebazz........
-
Tom I bet you were wishin you had a demo rating instead of just a meat hualing rating................ Sebazz........
-
Ooooooooooooooh yes hotty race chicks.......... Hmmmmmmmm naked demo jump........... ***This just in Redneck race car fans pummel what they thought was a queer skydiver.............. Sebazz........
-
Did I mention I am jumping in? Sebazz........
-
I believe HH spent time int he Bay Area but is originaly form Seth Effrica........... Hence the super huge wild game dinners......... Recently been partying with some South Africans out here for our summer their winter but looks like I might take a trip to Capetown in December or January for a couple of weeks. Sebazz........
-
Marking up calender for when Cromey is coming to the Bay Area I knew the end of the world was coming but I did not realize it was going to so soon......... We will party........Oh yes we will.......But not nekked...... Sebazz........
-
Just think of me as a recruiter...... You gotta hang with less desirebles sometimes. Sebazz........
-
National TV..........Sunday 12:30..... Sebazz........
-
WoooooooooooooooooWhooooooooooooooooo!!! Um looks like I get to do one jump Sunday at 12:30.........Yup I get to do a demo into the Cart race at Laguna Seca!! ***doing happy dance...doing happy dance...** Hope my buddy doesn't mind meeting me there...... Sebazz........
-
I love my frap hat and my frap hat loves me Go get one, just be watch your noggin from gettin kicked...
-
Prepare for a lot of solo's. Thats all your gonna be doing after pranks like that............. Sebazz........
-
Dude we haven't lost a student in weeks at my DZ. That should make her relax........... Sebazz........
-
"How else do you think we TSO these rigs?".......LMAO Sebazz........
-
Thanks for the tip............ I'm from uuummm Texas.....Yeah!! Sebazz........
-
Duece that suit fit me very well. I should have stole it cause we all know if I order my own suit I won't have it till I've put on more weight and I have to order another one. By the way did you ever wash your hand after I shook it?? J/K
-
I don't even know why we have a race here in the Monterey Bay Area. It's not like we have that many rednecks around here...... Just a bunch of wine sipping golfers...........
-
Oh shit this is a skydivers forum?? Shit I thought this was an AA forum?? I definately do not tell my employers or prospective employers I am an alcholic. Let alone an alchoholic skydiver............ Honestly.........It depends on the job Sebazz........
-
No shit!! Sebazz........
-
That is right. My greatest whuffo friend has been given reprieve by his wife for his birthday weekend. Since the coming of his son eight months ago he has not taken a day away from either his wife or son. So he calls me and says "what do normal people do with a free weekend?" ~ "Skydive?" I replied.........buzzzzz....."wrong"....... Well all said and done I am taking Sunday off from the DZ and going to an Indy Car race at Laguna Seca right near my home DZ! How frustrating is that watching cars zip around a course at 120 MPH while my skydivng buddies over the hill are doing 120 mph and me?! 0 mph sitting in a fuckin chair sippin budweiser. Seems that is race fans choice beer. The things we'll do for friends............. So any tips for the tracks? I don't know any racers, any cars, anything........ Sebazz........
-
I'd give up sex for one year. At least I can stay current at sex with myself...........LOL Sebazz........
-
Most California people are not actually from California. I love California myself. It is just the out of staters that give us a bad name
-
"Say my name bitch!! Bitch say my name!!" Sebazz........
-
You mean avoid getting a planet shoved up your ass?! I wish I could talk about boobs right now but I have to work Sebazz........
-
So exciting that you will have trouble sleeping and so you will have to consume massive amounts of beer/wine/alchohol and be super hung over and late for the big friday jumping fest. j/k........you lucky dog. I need a pair off shoes.........pair of shoes? No, Parachute Sebazz........
-
If you are going to take yourself out though don't take others with you. That crashing into the house thing is weak. Lucky no one else was hurt. And the waste of two flying aircraft ~ sheesh! Sebazz........