Sebazz1

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  1. How about 7.5% and I'll take care of your neighbour.... Yea I'll take reeeaaalllllyy good care of him.......lmao Sebazz........
  2. yea exactly....did you hear something? Sebazz........
  3. Didn't you see my shameless self promotion post. I am the coolest guy here..........j/k Sebazz........
  4. I'd actually be interested in seeing it Lum. I might be interested but if it fits you really well it will probably be huge on me.......... $5 bucks sounds fair.....j/k I'd think $100-$120 dollars............. Sebazz........
  5. I soooo want to go, trust me. But alas there is only one boogie for me this summer. Lost Prairie......... And you guys going are going to have a rotten time without me...........LOL........j/k
  6. I hope it's not too late to respond I just saw this post......... So here are some late warm fuzzy wuzzy's, you'll be fine........ Sebazz........
  7. Article on first skydive Guess what I taught this guy!! He seems to be a little off on his altitude awareness but it is a good article and I am in it!! Sebazz........
  8. Why do birds suddenly appear........close to you.......whenever you are near............ Sebazz........
  9. No sh*t let me help you out..... Just another reason to carry your gear with you at all times. Isn't it amazing though at most DZ's I have been to we all just lay our stuff out and no one messes with it. Even at the big ones like Perris. I never swetted someone grabbing my gear. It was prolly a whuff whuff whuffo............. Sebazz........
  10. One of the best video fliers I know uses his wing suit to "Hang". He will get his arms out almost perpendicular to his body and tuck hsi feet up on his ass. He flies directly below the tandem almsot verticaly just hanging on those wings. Gets a great shot of the student from below and not level........... For good good video the wings will give you the range you really need and a tighter jumpsuit will help for those fast fast fallers. Just tuck in your wings Sebazz........
  11. **sigh** I just had a post whoreing fit. I appologize everyone. Back to work now............. Sebazz........
  12. This is the second most productive work day of the year for me. Can anyone guess the most productive? This back back back thingy blows hairy sheep balls......... Wooaaa Woaaa there Clay didn't mean to say the magic super frisky words there................... I can't get on chat from work....... Sebazz........
  13. How come I am not filthy filthy rich? How come parents cut off the tip of their baby boy's penises? How come when I say "can I get a witness" no one responds? Sebazz........
  14. Sebazz is afraid very very afraid.......and shivering........ Sebazz........
  15. I am having flash backs from the last time HH was doing maintenance. Please make it stop. Please fix the booboo's.......... Honestly when will these changes occur and approximately how long will this "integrating" take........ Sebazz........
  16. Welcome back Dave!!........You have not missed a thing.......Not!! Sebazz........
  17. Remember these important words: It is not how you do it but how good you look doing it. And if you can't look good doing it enjoy doing it ugly I wear bike pants in the winter beacause they are thin and warm. Plus it will give you an idea how big my unit is And if you F~ with my tie dye I will kill you Sebazz........
  18. Life would be so much more simple if I could be a techno monkey..... Living in the jungle monkeyeing around with other Monkeys sounds so appealing for some reason Sebazz........
  19. He is a Nor Cal local. LO's out of Byron every weekend. I am very very very excited! I'll be wearing my DZ.com T's....... Sebazz........
  20. I am disapointed with you Lummy. Ok I am over it..... RW ~ Is my favorite skydiving activity, my least favorite non-skydiving activity........... Sebazz........
  21. Sebazz1

    Weekend Numbers

    We have a pretty common saying when it is foggy in Monterey. "Know how to get the fog to go away? Someone open a beer
  22. I can not get in from work........... Sebazz........
  23. Ah a good old fashioned post whore thread............Brings tears of joy to mine eyes........... Sebazz........
  24. Yay we are saved.......... /me grabs some Giraffe steak and tosses it on the grill /me taps the two kegs of Sierra and Becks /me gets busy cookin and drinkin /me pulls the otter out of the garage Anyone want to play slosh skydiving? Pound a beer up to altitude and on the way down till you can't see anymore? Sebazz........
  25. LMAO@Muenkel Indeed it appears that I might have a secret attraction to him... Or Earth really does need his help.......... Sebazz........