Sebazz1

The firm I work for has given us Friday off as a bonus holiday.

28(how old I am now):16:1 Beer is for the first time a tandem student chickened out with me. I just could not convince her to exit the aircraft. I did like 10 AFF's this weekend. 4 graduates yesterday alone. It was a good weekend

This thread really might offend some people people so from now on we should not post these possibly volatile posts

Dude........just not in the face ok?! Just not the face

Thats it Lummy don't you dare talk to Nathan like that!! It's on bra......put your dukes up!! Can ya feel the love! huh can ya!?! "A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine" ~ The Dead

I think the Germans will out drink the Brazilians. What? Were talking about drinking right?

Bill I am sorry about your mom. That is incentive right there........... Kev ~ That is how I am. No smoking till after work. No smoking in my car. And no smoking in my house. During the week I smoke about 8-10 a day after work before bed. On the weekends at the DZ though it's almost a pack Slowly but surely I am preparing myself to succesfuly quit. next couple months anyway............lol

1. When, where, with whom (don't have to give names if you do not want to just how you knew them) did you lose your virginity to? Lost my virginity when I was 14 in my dads car that I had rolled down the driveway then drove of in it. My GF at the time snuck out of parents house and met me down the road from her house. we "did" it at the local airport behind some storage bins. 2. What is your funniest sexual experience? Getting arrested shortly after loosing my virginity for driving underage at 4:00 in the morning Or anther time when my roomate broke his shoulder riding his bike home from the bar and came rushing into my room to take him to the emergency room while I was in the middle of the "act". he just sat there and explained how hurt he was a pretended that he had no idea what was happening in front of him 3. What is your not so funniest sexual experience? I guess the above will do 4. If you could have sex with anyone on earth (opposite sex please and no sheep) who would it be? What if it where a consenting sheep Really I have no idea who i would have sex with. I am more into the perfect setting with a pefect woman but who is that woman? Have not met her yet I don't think anyway Here is a question: Where would be the perfect place to have sex? Me it would be in Big Sur tucked in the hills just above the beaches and huge tremendous pine trees next to a trickling stream

Nice Job!! Yeah I would like to quit too but just have not made the commitment. I hope I do before to late.

Can you lick you own balls? I believe in a beer god, a skygod, and some Karma thing. You know do good and good comes back to you.............

LMAO@Clay....... Naw he was a family friend. Way cool dude. He wouldn't respond to any of my advances

I smoked dope with an Episcopalian priest once

Yeah but you'd still be a funny talking english dude! Hides and runs for cover............

Damn I forgot to take my meds all week.........so I took all seven this morning......

They where consenting adult sheep

For two years I went to an all boys catholic high school before finishing in a public highschool. The Catholic benadictine monks knew that I was not from a religious upbringing but needed me for their tennis team. So I would sit quietly as most people chanted that "are father who art in heaven" before every class. I didn't mind and nobody minded that I did not chant with them. I was just taking advantage of the education. Public and Private schools each have there positives and negatives. At least in Public school they don't shove god down your throat. Just small refrences like in the anthem should be no big deal. It should be no big deal anyway.

I tried one while on the road the other day because of this thread. **ZING** Man those little cans pack a wallop. think I might start stashing some in my car from now on.

Oh that is just wrong, wait till I tell PETA about this......

My friend I think that is a great idea. Cheers to being safe and coming back to post on Monday in one piece. Most skydiving injuries happen on the ground after the beer light comes on so keep your helmet on until you actually go to sleep. Oh an alcohol loosens you up so make sure you are thoroughly plastered and loose to avoid feeling your injury till the next day.

It is one of those unspoken rules So um Show Us Your Boobies!!!!

The following is an actual question given on a University Of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. BONUS QUESTION: Is hell exothermic (gives off heat)or endothermic absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul goes to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With death and birth rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the Temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So, which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze. The student received the only "A" given.

All women posters have permission to show us their boobies, yet I do not see any being posted

That King Air has been sold to Bill at Lodi. We need an aircraft. Also there is an FAA issue that was brought to my attention regarding a 25 mile perimeter around a DZ that prevents jumpships from leaving that perimeter unless every individual has a seat and seat belt and lands at their destination. Dunno but sure as hell would be sweet.........

One has water the other uses it all..........

Well duh!! Thats where the beer and the race girls where Naw I landed in turn 11.......... Pretty anti-climactic actually