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I like soccer and played when I was a kid but it does not do it for me anymore. I watched both games last night (England v. Brazil & U.S v. Germany) Besides being really good soccer players these guys are also theatrics majors. The floppin and fallin and cryin every time someone gets within arms reach of you? Jesus just get up shut up and play. I am a bit disapointed and think the whole things rigged too....... Sebazz........
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For real man. I'd be face down in a gutter, in jail, or who knows. Skydiving saved me too......... I have also had several hobbies. I continue to do some of them. But only in Skydiving have I met people I can relate too. It really is the people and the social side of the sport that does it for me. Sebazz........
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All the bridges here in the Bay Area are dangerous. Well mostly because all the drivers in the Bay Area are dangerous. Especially me!! Watch Out!! Can anyone explain the phenomenon were you'll be going 85mph abrubtly stop to a standstill then accelerate back up to 85 only to stop again? Can't we just cruise at say 65? Sebazz........
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Amazing.......... Sebazz........
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Yup...... Sebazz........
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I was kidding around. Dude I so would go through a cloud if mister/miss FAA wasn't watching me anyday. In a f'n heartbeat..... First thing I do anytime I step outside is guage the wind, observe the skies, and locate big puffies
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Nice Steve......... I have students ask me all the time "How many jumps do you do in a day?" And I tell them "As long as I get one, the rest are just icing on the cake" Sebazz........
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Just remember to stay 2,000 horizontal and 1,000 vertical feet from those clouds.............
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They have been using Titanium rods for broken femurs. Titanium does not set off metal detectors for whatever reason. I had a friend break both femurs on one landing. Guess what?? Right as he went to flair out of a swoop his stearing line snapped right above the keeper. He hit the ground doing 40-50 mph. One of the few times I saw an equipment failure and not human error. But yeah titanium and his rods are still in.......... Hehe huh huh ......... He said "Rod" .......hehe heh huh huh Sebazz........
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I am so buying a shirt ~ Yea Baby!! Thanks Dave
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I had zero success. No other Sebastien Nicolas's out there. Sebazz........
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That was not me. It was SBS / Steve from Square 1. I can not remember the name of the thread.........LOL....... What are you kids doing up so damn early in the morning? Thanks for keeping the noise down BB Sebazz........
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Prepare for the initiation Duece............... Muahahahahahahahaha.........**wack!!**........"Thank you sir may i have another".........**WACK!!**.......... Sebazz........
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One dies in angry skydiver protest ~ Dark Karma Cloud Covers Northern California Today in Davis California one "Lummy Lummy" selling stolen parachute gear from behind his black cloak was stampeded and trampled to his death. Afterwards the mob partied like rock stars. Said one local participant "Shit man someone needs to go on a beer run." Well this just goes to show that you don't mess with crazies that jump out of planes for fun a drink till the sun comes up. Unfortunately no jumps were made due to the large ominous bad karma cloud hanging over the deceased. Which only encouraged the mob to drink more. Chromeboy an obvious skydiving war lord announced that the individual was not in fact the real "Lummy." Half sheep half robot clones led by one "Clay Fowler" quickly ate all the evidence and proceded to lead a huge cyber sheep rave/orgy. Police just left the scene shaking their heads in disgust. Sebazz........
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Now would that be a skydiving incident?? Sebazz........
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Good points Duece. Muscle Memory Folks thats all it is. Hesitation should not even be a word in a skydivers vocabulary........ It has been almost two years since my last cutaway, but i am ready every jump. Almost 1,500 jumps and only 2 total cutaways. Sebazz........
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When shall we hammer, er nail, er um pound out the details.......... Can't wait!! Sebazz........
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Good Job Man.....It's nice to handle avoiding "planet up the @SS" situations correctly....... Make Your Emergency Procedures Second Nature ~ Touch Your Handles Repeatedly Heck touch youself while you're at it too.............. Sebazz........
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Oh but zis iss Monterey.... Dom, Tantinger, Crystal ve do noit drink ze cheap stuff....Here ve sample ze fine wines and ze cheeses zand ve go home wit our Rolls Royces......... To be honest I did not remember the guy. I do not remember the jump. Someone just told the DZ who in turn told me. Could just be some story the guy wrote while hanging in a bar with me whilst I was properly shitty drunk....... Nathan you can have my autograph at my book signing party .......If I ever learn to write.......lol Sebazz........
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*Bump* Gotta milk it................ Sebazz........
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Whenever you start feeling down or sad and think society is crumbling down around us, everyone is dieing, and someone is slepping with livestock, even as we post here......... Think first load this weekend, think sweat stand up landing, think icy cold beers in the summer sun.......All my problems go away
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I just want to be loved........ Is that soooooo wrong?? LMAO - Dude, Nathan thanks for the Otter you can borrow it anytime............. Sebazz........
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Sounds like some DZO's I've met bumpin up-jumpers from loads to get all the tandems done........lol........ I will do the laser surgery eventually, I am just takin my time. By the way you will have a hard time holding me to a table that I do not want to be on....just try..........Unless it is several bodacious beautiful girlies holding me down......and zip tieing me......... Sebazz........
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I have been considering getting the surgery myself but have been holding off because it just don't seem right to shoot lasers into your eye....... Sebazz........
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Can't make it........I suck.....you don't. Have fun Lumm and be safe!! Sebazz........