Sebazz1
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Looks like you win the gold Slappie
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**Bump** ~ Sorry
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A dork who skydives is cool in my book! I have a feeling all of us have worn our skydiving gear around the house more than once. I just bought a Hurricane couple weeks ago and it took me quite a few hours taking it on and off to get fully situated on my head. Don't try and deny it people. Silly Skydiving Dorks!!
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Holly SH*T!!........... Yup do not try that anywhere Did you break anything?
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I usually only joke around with tandem students. When inspecting the tandem harness I'll motion for another JM to come over and look at something on the harness and say "Dude do you think this will hold for one more jump?" or.......... "I have not lost a student in weeks......." "I forgot to take my medication this week, so I took all seven this morning...." Only when it is not my student ~ "There is a good chance your shoes might come off in freefall so as soon as you exit make sure to reach down and hold them on....." "Are you sober?" "Good there needs to be one sober person on this skydive to make it legal...." "Dude my girfriend left me, my dog died, got kicked out of my house, and my car broke down.... ready to go jump? I think i'll pull" (Granted I am professional and I only joke around with some people. The rest of the time it's all business.)
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That is pretty awesome. Cheers to JNCoughlin!! HIM........HIM........F..........[/B]
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If you can trust someone to share a fart with them you can share anything
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That pink champagne by the hot tub looks really cheap too. How totally unromantic. More so than the canonball. What kind of man buys pink Champagne......j/k just in case
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What you need my friend is the following: Two shots of brandy, one shot of boiling water, lemon, and honey........... Drink two of those, take a nap and sweat it all out. It's what my mother used to do for me. It works. Good luck with the exams.
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You know i wonder if the reporter who wrote the article was given some extra information form a jumper whos handle starts with a T and has tandem in it? Now hows that for conspiracy.......... All in all we do not need articles like this. It is detrimental to our sport. But it is America and our press has all the right to publish this kind of info. Too bad for us
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Antoher funny question I get from tandem students all the time is "hey can we do flips and all sortz of crazy stuff?" What? "Dude you're about to jump out of a plane. Isn't that crazy enough?"
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As I approached the open door of the Twin Otter a couple of weeks ago with my tandem students the girl quickly yelled "ARE YOU QUALIFIED TO DO THIS?!" I responded with a "I think so. ready.... set..... gooooo.........................................." Funny how she decided to ask me right as we took our position in the door
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Fuck the whuffo's......................Kiddin really I am......
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I think they dropped it due to lack of interest. Plus the crowd and comepetitors were too separated. Unlike the other events.
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Dude some farmer shot a rattler snake at the airport last week and brought it over to manifest. Fa king huge. It filled up half a five gallon bucket. Even with the thing dead it still scared the crap out of me........~lol~
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My first chop I chucked my handles too. It just sounded cool to say. Out here in California we have Poison Oak. I am highly allergic to it so you would never ever find me charging through the woods. I'd just fork over the cash. Unless it was a main. What do youhave in the east? Poison Ivy, Sumak(sp?).......Same thing I guess
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Michele you so rock!! Go have fun out there and congrats!!
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I something is so good how could you possibly have too much? So my answer is no. No yes. I mean no. Yes...................Damn Why you gotta get me all confused
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Understanding Engineers .......... A mechanical, electrical, fluid mechanics, and compuetr engineer are all driving down the road in a car when all of a sudden it stops. The mechanical engineer "there is something wrong with the engine lets pop the hood and take a look" The electrical engineer "No no there is something worng with the electrical system I will find th eproblem" The fluid mechanics engineer " You two are both off there is something wrong with the fuel mixture I will fix it" The three engineers looked at the computer engineer and asked "what do yuo think the problem is?" The computer engineer responded " I don't know lets shut it off get out then get back in and turn it on again..........."
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Only rookies toss their handles bwahaahaa......so just kidding
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Dude my man you sound like one tough mutha A toast to getting back on your feet and on the soonest load to altitude possible. ~Cheers~
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Dang there are two threads regarding LP. I will be there Thursday the 25th. ~Peace~ I will come say hi to you when I find the Texas flag!
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I will be flying directly into LP on Thursday the 25th in a Caravan. I will be wearing a DZ.COM shirt. I so can't wait for the boogie. I'll make sure to keep an eye out for you..............
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