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  1. Hi Duece. I love a good old fashioned post whoring... But it's just not the same without bah bah clay sheep........
  2. /me heating up two forks over a hot fire** Don't worry HH I'll take care of these two
  3. When I close my rig up the pin is pointed to the right with it curved upwards (happy face
  4. Sebazz, Pop, CuriousGeorge, TEB6363(sp?), NathanL1000(sp?), Vance, KatieK........... Damn thats 7........ No relation. But our birthdays are on the same exact day. Wierd
  5. 5 # DZ.commers in Hollister Sunday:5:1 4 Aff, 1 Tandem, Case of beer for my mal........ I took Saturday off for my best friend's kid's one year birthday........... I withheld POP's powerful Texan drinking powers and did not puke my brains out. Though I wanted to
  6. I feel super stupid but I did learn some stuff yesterday. It was a full King Air load. I was a bit crammed up near the pilot with very little mobility. I never had a chance to check my handles. I preach over and over and over to students to own their handles. Well I did not check them because my normal routine of handle checks I always do when preparing to leave the plane was disrupted. Not much of an excuse. Needless to say when I went to pull at 4,000 feet my hackey was not where it was supposed to be. I checked again. Hmmm..not there. So i pulled the reserve handle. Somehow my hackey had gotten jammed halfway into my pouch on the bottom of my container pouch. I don't care how it happened just that I did not check my handles. So um everyone get my drift here.......... CHECK YOUR HANDLES[/B] Thank you and good night Does every one remember this rule: check once ~ check twice ~ pull silver Good
  7. I missed Bytch's boobies Today will go down as a sad day for me I am so jelous of the fun and jumping you folks are having out there. I look forward to pictures and updated reports of the mayhem and debauchery ~Cheers~
  8. Yup yup yup and yup. Indeedy it was a nice weekend. No drinking for a couple of evenings though. I think my liver might fall out of my stomach Lookin forward to seeing you next weekend POP. It was a blast!! Check once ~ check twice ~ go for silver. I should post this in the safety forum but it is what I did.
  9. So there we where. 1 Texan and 1 Californian. Several shots of Tequila. Tons of beer. Who would win? Who could outdrink the other? Who could pick up on more women? Who would make it to the toilet first? Well no winners. Incriminating pictures for sure. Two very very very hung over people. POP says hi Happy Weekend!!
  10. It depends how you look at it. I know several jumpers that would not want to go to WFFC. Too many people. People pushing their limits uneccesarily. Zoo load after zoo load. It is Illinois after all. I mean is Illinois known for being an extrodinarily scenic place? So yea I wish I was there too but at the same time I'm cool here. Whatever floats your boat. And plain and simple some people should not be there. There is good and bad with everything. Postin away Wastin away In Dropzoneville lookin for my lost handles from my cutaway I wish the best of times to those at the WFFC and I can't wait to hear about all the debauchery and mahem
  11. Sebazz1

    hmmmm....BEER?

    Muenkel my friend, beer is serious bidness....... I give a huge shit about tit......... oh and that too
  12. Sebazz1

    hmmmm....BEER?

    Yup and don't forget Montana's finest beer... Lang Creek Brewery....... Skydiver Blonde Ale
  13. ................Mice will play Careful of the leader though.........He has a fork
  14. Sebazz1

    hmmmm....BEER?

    Make sure you print that list up POP so we can drink one of each tonight I am so fa-king thirsty for some air and a brew right now...........
  15. Does KG stand for Kelly Green or Killer Green I think Black and Kelly Green woul db e anice combo. Lots n Lots of stripes too. Remeber it's not how you do it but how good you look doing it
  16. Drinking the blood of animals is one thing but people?? Geez thats just sick
  17. Ah I wish I chimed in earlier. Everyone has said the right things so far. If I where to add one more thing it would be this. Don't be a deer in the headlights. As you go throught the first jump course and they have you doing practice emergency cutaways and mock climbout after climbout. Be assertive. Yell out what you're doing........ It may seem corny at the time but it will help. Examples: "CHECK LEFT.....CHECK RIGHT.....PROP....OUT......IN......ARCH!!!" Yell out what you are doing. Don't just go through the motions. And absolutely know the dive flow inside and out. You can train all you want but you only get 60 seconds of actual learning time. Don't waste it. Plan the dive and dive the plan...... And relax relax relax relax relax relax !! Good luck! Have fun!
  18. Actually I wish I could watch or hear airplanes taking off all day. I am with you on the work sucking thing but yeah we gotta do it if we gonna pay the bills. I am in a Law office in Palo Alto (aka ~ Shallow Alto) There is a medium sized window over my left shoulder looking into a nice little courtyard with trees and stuff It is really really foggy today. Usually it is burned off by now Northern California in the summer I guess Look on the bright side ~ IT'S FRIDAY!!
  19. I actually have quite a few picks of DZ.commers. Tee & Hubby Hook & SkyCat Beachbum (Damn I totally did not get a shot of Steve1) Now I need a scanner...........
  20. It is called nipple flaring. Do you flare past your nipples? You should unless you are trying to win a no flare competition. Though Michele's landing follies might have to do with something entirely different. I suggest asking an experienced jumper to watch if not video a landing or two to see what you are doing. Good luck!! I really enjoy your posts Michele
  21. Or if you know the words to "Gonads & Strife....weeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
  22. When most people say "God Bless You" after I sneeze I usually ask them politely "Are you certified to bless people?"........ Just wondering, shouldn't you be certified to do that?
  23. I think you are no longer a whuffo when you can pack and jump your own rig............ Or when you are equally as comfortable cruisin to altitude and leaving the aircraft as much as walking....... Or when you first wake up every morning you look up at the sky........wondering....... Just a ramblin man don't take me serious
  24. Naw that used to be Lummy's truck. We never started it really. Couldn't afford the gas. I just pushed him around town in it.