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I want to buy that shirt right now. Please........ I love clowns, shit I am a clown, a nuclear clown Yeah yeah clowns rock!!! woooooo whoooooo!!!! Sebazz........

I knew that it existed and what the purpose of an AAD was for my first jump. Mine was an FXC attched to my main. These days I explain the existence and purpose of the AAD to my students in the FJC but not in huge detail. So yes........... In that case ~ No I did not know about them.............. Sebazz........

Word. You too. Be safe. Sebazz........

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you." "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?!" Sebazz........

Maybe our country should turn off all the lights, not answer the phones, lock the borders, and pretend we are not home......... It works for crazy ex girlfriends maybe it will work for crazy terrorist rogue nations? Stupid waste of bandwith sorry guys.............. Sebazz........

That is going to be some kick ass sh*t!! Can't wait Sebazz........

Congratulations!! Now the real fun and learning begins!! BTW ~ Say hi to Oke!! Sebazz........

You know I flew into Paris the day France won the world cup four years ago. I was with my father who is 100% French and the smile on his face was frikin awesome. I have a feeling I will get a very sad phone call from him this evening regarding the loss. Allez Les Blues..........Viva La France........ Sebazz........

It's your birthday and you can do what you want to........... Have fun be safe............oh by the way.........FU! Sebazz........

When I was a kid I used to jump off things with a 50 or so gallon garbage bag over my head........ Sebazz........

You know it is funny (not in a haha way) that you mentioned that. I met a man who's father was a judge in that part of the world. If a crime like a murder or rape occured in an area the local officials would round up twenty random people. They would torture all twenty. Then they would send ten of them to jail and kill the other ten. It detered peopel from comiting crimes but you gotta wonder if just once they got someone guilty of the actual crime. KAAABOOOOOOM!! Sebazz........

[Hulkamania_Voice]What you gonna do when all my little skydivers come for you!?![/Hulkamania_Voice] Congrats.............. Sebazz........

[Hulkamania_Voice]What you gonna do when all my little skydivers come for you!?![/Hulkamania_Voice] Congrats.............. Sebazz........

Throw some cool lyrics in and maybe Sebazz........

http://www.cnn.com/ It is on CNN right now. There is video of the whole thing. Sebazz........

Why do you jump one Steve? The main reason I ever got a higher loaded eliptical canopy is because I needed to penetrate the often windy conditons I have at my home DZ. Through time I have slowly learned to really enjoy landing in no wind conditions and enjoy the speed and rush of a good swoop. But mostly to penetrate wind. I enjoy the smaller canopy for lighter weight and easier packing issues too. As you know Steve RW ways getting out before Blanco and then being the guy tracking east on break-off it was frustrating landing over on the other side of Blanco always. That is when I got the Stiletto over my Falcon. I did not get it to do high performance landings. That has just been a side affect since getting the canopy

I gave up watching football on Sundays. Only Monday night or if it rains on Sunday but even then hardly.......... Sebazz........

Thanks for the info Bill. Not that it makes me feel much better. Ashes to Ashes ~ Dust to Dust Sebazz........

I want to go down kicking and screaming and fighting for my life. But it is true, some things we are powerless over. I will pray for a peacful resolution to all this crappy ass bullshit going on around the world. I really will. That is one thing I guess we can do. Sebazz........

I am just terrified and sickened at the fact that humanity is trying to eliminate itself in so many parts of the world. Does anyone know what kind of affect the fall out of a Nuclear war between the two countries would have on our country? How long before the radiation fall out would affect us? How bad would it be? Why are these goverments letting these irresponsible parties make these aggresive acts to eachother? I assume that the general population and governments of these countries just want peace? Sebazz........

Yes you absolutely are. But don't worry, you are amongst friends here....... Sebazz........

Lets all be old skydivers one of these days............. Stay safe.............. Sebazz........

Happy Birthday Andyman!! Take the rest of the week off and go party like there's no tomorrow Have some good jumps!! Sebazz........

The train thing - Let the one die The organ thing - No, those organs belong to him......... Without doubt no on this one. Sebazz........

Is what life is all about Sebazz........