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any idea who sells it or what it's name is? i'd love to have one. i'm a serial snoozer. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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The most DISGUSTING thing that's ever happened to you
kingbunky replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Man I hated that part about milking. I'm glad those days are over. i did a stint on a dairy farm as well. on day me and my buddy were strolling down the aisle behind the cows when i noticed one of them having a crap and working on a cough as we approached her. i stopped, my buddy kept walking just as she let the big cough go. that built up enough pressure within the cow that her crap flew straight backwards about 8 feet or so to the wall without losing an inch of altitude. my buddy was right behind her at the time. the funniest bit was the shit covered wall with a perfect outline of my buddy, still clean. the grossest thing that happend to me would have to be a three-way tie. #1 i have a thing about sour milk. even a whiff of it makes me want to puke. i opened and tipped back a small carton of chocolate milk and felt a big clump hit me in the lip at the same moment that i tasted the sour milk. i totally lost it, rolled down the window and blew chunks all down the side of the truck. #2 chugged a 6 pack of room temperature beer and a quart of warm wine, then headed off down the road with my friend, in his car. i told him to stop because i thought i was going to puke. he did, i got out, took a few breaths and thought i was okay so i got back in. we took off and about a minute later i told him to stop again. he said 'no, you're just faking'. i said 'oh yeah? watch this!', and puked all over the inside of his windshield. he laughed his ass off as it ran down the windshield and into the heating vents. the smell wasn't too bad in the summer, but the first time he needed the heat the smell almost make him puke so he sold the car. #3 when my daughter was small, i was playing with her just after she had eaten. i was laying on my back on the floor holding her over me at arms length, bouncing her around a little. she was giggling away and without warning, heaved all her recently ingested food straight down at me, and my mouth happened to be open. you think it's gross when you puke? try having someone else puke into your mouth. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
hell, we have a chain here in the atlantic provinces that only serves square pizza. they just cut it in squares about 4" or so to a side. i'm not a big fan of it because i happen to like crust, but for crust haters, they have their own section in the middle. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i can't remember which road i was on (2000 miles in two weeks, saw a lot of numbers!), but basically we cam out of the desert, hung a right, spent a night in bishop, then went up through (past actually) mammoth, then took a left over the mountains. i couldn't imagine the scenery getting any better. we really had to stop stopping all the time because it was taking us too long to get anywhere! from the sounds of it, i'll have to go back to see yosemite. chuck, didn't know that, but doesn't surprise me. see the pics of the big parade we last saturday (maybe it was sunday?). i did notice that there were far fewer fat people there than the other stops. must be the hills. i added another batch of pics at my site. had to drop the quality a bit due to the stupid 5mb limit on the site. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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So I've got this voucher for 50% off of a VSE Infinity harness/container...
kingbunky replied to grue's topic in The Bonfire
i had one of those too, and i had to order directly from infinity. it's worth a trip to a gear dealer to get measured properly though. . i messed up a measurement and now i have to send my new rig back to have the harness resized. (no, i didn't try to measure myself, i had help but picked the wrong place on my hip as a reference and ended up with the mlw too long) "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
ah, a zooropa plant. thanks for the info! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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actually we couldn't go through yosemite because the highway was still blocked with snow! we went in a little ways anyway, hoping that we could get close enough to get some pics of a snow blocked highway in california in june, but a guy rolled a truck (freightliner type, not a pick-up) not far in. we actually got there before most of the rescue crews and stuff, but the driver wasn't injured (small cut on his forehead) and we got chased out. where was i? oh yeah, yosemite was closed, the devil's postpile (around mammoth) was closed due to snow, so we ended up going across the sonora pass. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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..and the mudslides and the wildfires. after all, mother nature is all about balance, and she had to come up with something nasty to counter all the amazing landscaping she did there. where else on earth can you find 130+ temps at 180' below sea level, to snow by the roadside at 9500' in the same day? after awhile we had to stop stopping to take pictures because it was taking too long to get anywhere. i just got back from my two week vegas/frisco/la/perris trip. i won't bore anyone with a thorough travelogue, but there are a few pics here if yer interested. the pics only cover the first half of the trip. i'm trying to pick out some from the pacific coast highway, los angeles area and perris to complete the gallery. the saddest thing i saw the whole trip was finding a GAP at the corner of haight and ashbury in san francisco. just didn't seem right. too many cool things to list, and had to leave some of them off due to time. coulda either spent two weeks in each place, or at least a month total, but work and $$ wouldn't allow that. i put 1950 miles on the rental car, and it feels like that much again on my sneakers. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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damn, so you were there friday. was looking forward to saying hi. the big way stuff looked fun! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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why are manifesters usually girls?
kingbunky replied to Newbie's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
The best I've seen in almost 30 years is a guy. Dan the man at Perris. Sparky Dan hooked me up at perris! i was wandering around like a total n00b and he steered me in the right directions to get wavered, where i could pack and all that good stuff. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
just got home from my california/vegas excursion and the all night flights and 4 hour time difference have me a little too punchy to jump. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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.5:4:5 .5 hours in the tunnel 4 fun jumps (including a spectacular sunset hop'n'pop) first jump at perris valley first skyvan first jump with new suit first time in the tunnel first 13000' hop'n'pop "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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i think it's 'welcome to hockey night in canada'. at least it used to be. i don't think anyone knows the words anymore, they keep changing them to keep quebec happy. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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happy birthday to us! to bad i had to spend canada day in perris, and then the 4th of july in canada. hmmm, got things kinda backwards. again. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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19 minutes, then off for two weeks! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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hmmm, hadn't thougth about biking. we do have a harbour cruise, alcatraz tour and city-golden gate-muir woods-sausalito tour lined up. thanks for the tip! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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1 hour and 23 minutes until i leave work. plane to vegas leaves tomorrow afternoon. a few days in vegas, then off to san francisco for a few, then down to l.a., then perris! can't wait. 2 weeks, no work. woohoo! see y'all at manifest. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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you guys want to knock it off out there? i'm on my way out there next week and i don't want any earthquakes! "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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well, it was out of charachter and it wasn't. she was still sort of a ditzy blonde, blissfully out of touch with stuff around her, but it was definitely darker than normal. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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we were taught a little rhyme to check the riser connections early in our training: papa ring, mama ring, baby ring, piece of string, yellow thing, and if you have an rsl, it's 'the other thing'. as i rhyme off each part i check to see it is in the proper position. i run through that as part of my check before i put the rig on, every time. works great! edited to add: glad to hear it all worked out well for you. lesson learned, complacency can kill. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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it wasn't a great movie, but worth a watch. very bizarre. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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or the keanu reeves one... 'i know kung fu!' 'for the last time, no. you don't. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001
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re: skynights fatality / hanging harness cutaway system
kingbunky replied to nathaniel's topic in Gear and Rigging
para-gear has them. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
what kind of seating do you prefer?
kingbunky replied to kingbunky's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
careful ninja, that's bordering on a personal attack! yup, you do have to leave a path for the ladies to get to the cockpit. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 -
cool, i must go to the cafeteria and get me one. although i love bananas, i always feel funny (as a guy) eating one in public, the whole phallic thing you know. i usually just break pieces off and eat it that way. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001