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1. Vanishing Point (1970) 2. Killing Zoe 3. Dusk till Dawn 4. History of the World Part 1 5. A Boy and his Dog

Definitely the LEFT Boobie!! Everyone knows that for most women, It is Hefty Lefty and Slighty Righty. So given the choice between two Boobies on the same Woman, You have to go with the larger one always!! Any woman here who claims that their Right Boobie is actually larger, I call Bullshit and demand strict proof thereof!

Umm, If it taste bad, then you may be aiming a tad low.

That Looks NICE!! (And the rig looks OK too )

Do you play online? I am on Partypoker.com almost every night. Look for LrdThanatos. We have been trying to get up a weekly Private Game there with some of the guys from Rec.Skydiving. Use Referral Code SKYDIVER or EFS when you set up your account so that you can get into the private game. It would be great to get some DZ.comers together for a fun low limit game.

80s Bands that REALLY Didnt Suck: Early 80s 1. Iron Maiden 2. Judas Priest 3. Black Sabbath (OK, Maybe More of a 70`s but Mob Rules was 82) 4. Early Motley Crue 5. Def Leopard Later 80`s 6. Violent Femmes 7. Replacements (Sorry Ma, Forgot the Trash was the best) 8. Fear 9. Black Flag 10. Dead Kennedy’s Oh how I miss my Teen Angst!!

I would categorize most existing Politicians as "the Toilet" (ie.. Full of Shit). I think our current President is dangerously close to the microwave (ie.. The Nuker). So that leaves the Electrical Outlet, Kitchen Sink and the Telephone. I guess I would have to go with the telephone as at least it is useful for communication. This is also a dangerously Political thread for Bonfire.

Add me to the list. I will be there August 5-9. Cant wait to meet some of you.

Now thats funny. Talk about looking for the impossible!!

My Biggest Pet peeves about women..... Some of them actually have no desire at all to have mad passionate sex with me!! Unbelievable!! Another major pet Peeve.. I have heard that there are some women who actually keep their Boobies covered at ALL times while in public. Horrible I tell you, absolutely horrible!!

I have about 20 Jumps on my Icon/Pilot/Smart Rig and love it. Positives: Looks Great Fits Great Great Service from Aerodyne. Good price Got it in 12 weeks after order. I have not had any problems with Leg straps slipping at all and Have not yet had the change from the service bulletin. Mine was the first that my rigger (and most everyone else) had seen. My Rigger really liked the rig and said it was very rigger friendly and very well built. Negatives: Thinner Material. No Chest Rings. You will not be disappointed if you buy an Icon.

I disagree completely. I hate the double standard that says a man that has numerous sex partners is a Stud and a Woman who does the same is a Slut. Women have just as much right as men to have as many partners as they are comfortable with if they are not in a committed relationship. If a single girl wants to sleep with a different guy every night of the week, More power to her (I just hope both parties are using protection.)

Every Individual is Unique and has their own sex drive. I have known women that have insatiable Drives and love sex every chance they get (God, I miss them

Sorry to hear about your stuff, Hopefully you had Insurance. I have always dreamed of somehow wiring a Stun Gun to my Door handle. Basically if someone even tried to open the door while the Alarm was "Activated" it would knock the shit out of them. The only time I ever had a car broken into, the thing that really pissed me off was that I left it unlocked and they still busted out the window. Check the door and save some hassle. I don’t care about my $50 tapedeck but $300 to get the window fixed really sucked.

1. Can You pack? 2. Can you Open a Beer? 3. How do feel about spending all weekend every weekend hanging out in the hot sun with some slightly deranged individuals. 4. How do feel about flashing the pilot to get me some extra altitude?

I found a good explanation from Bill Von here

I was reading a discussion in the Instructors Forum regarding the use of RSL`s on Tandem Rigs here and saw the Collins Lanyard being discussed as an added safety precaution when using an RSL in case of riser failure. Are Collins Lanyards available for all Sport Rigs? If you currently are jumping with an RSL, is there any reason why you should not use a Collins Lanyard?

I also jumped out of the first plane I went up in. I was doing a SL Progression with my Dad out of a 152. Never been in a Plane before, Get to altitude (3K) and he goes first and has a bad landing on the runway (We were jumping Piglet 23 Rounds). We have to land the plane to see if he is alright (Once we get someone on the ground to help get him off the runway). Then I get go back up and make my Jump. So I technically had 1 landing before I actually jumped but I did jump out of the first plane I was ever in.

I think it would really depend on the S.O. If they are the Clingy Co-Dependant type, Then you will have allot of problems. If they are Secure and Independent then it may still work. I have been with my SO for 7 Years. She is definitely as WUFFO as they come but we are very independent people and it works well for us. Before I started Skydiving, I was into Drag Racing for the first few years we dated. Every single Weekend I spent at the Track or working on my Car. She rarely came out to watch. After that I started playing semi-pro Poker and spent almost every weekend traveling to a Tournament somewhere, she rarely came with me. Now for the past year and a half I have spent most weekends at a Dropzone. She rarely comes out with me. It works for us. She knows I will not be cheating on her because as she puts it "No-one else would possibly put up with me!!". I think she’s right. As for the Cost/Commitment comparison with other Sports/Activities.. Skydiving is a hell of a lot cheaper than my previous hobbies and only takes up the weekends. Drag Racing ($15K to build the car, $500 average cost per weekend to race when you add up Fuel, Hotel, Entry Fees, meals and parts) and work on the car all week to get ready for the weekend. Then Poker.. Well lets just say that it cost me alot more than that to find out that I was not quite as good as I though I was after playing at least 40 to 60 Hours a week for two years. No matter what Hobby/Sport you have, you can find a way to spend all your money and time. Skydiving is no worse than many others. Your SO will either support your dreams and share in your success and failures or they are not the right one for you.

I just went through the same dilemma. I booked into Bloomington on Airtran for $160. It is 60 miles away from Rantoul and a Nonstop flight from Atlanta. To get to Champaign on Delta you have to change planes in Cincinnati. If you (or anyone else) plan on heading up on the evening of the 5th into Bloomington, I am renting an SUV and have lots of room for anyone who needs a Lift to Rantoul.

Next one is August 14th and 15th. I have seen people get 14 or 15 jumps easily, More is definitely possible. This last one was great because they were running both the Caravan and the Porter. The $110 also included a Killer Ribeye Steak Dinner. The Farm is definitely the best deal in Skydiving. Even on the normal Weekends it only $14 to 14000 ($10 to 14000 for the women.) We all know they cant keep this up forever, so get out and take advantage while the getting is good.

1. P`nuts Bachelor party (I am the entertainment committee. Boobies and Beer should be relatively easy to come by, but I could really use some other ideas. PM em if you got em) 2. P`nut and Lucky`s Sky Wedding on the 7th. 3. Meeting lots of other skydivers DZ.comers. 4. Driving the vendors crazy with stupid newbie questions. 5. Buying lots of new toys. 6. Hopefully getting in a few Jumps. 7. Trying to learn as much as possible.

Sounds Similar to a diet plan I came up with a few years ago based on the same principal. The Sex and Fruit Diet Plan: 1. Each Morning.. Sex before you get out of bed. 2. For breakfast, You are limited to Fruit (Bananas, Grapefruit, Oranges, Strawberries ect..) 3. Mandatory that you figure out some way to slip in a Nooner. 4. Afterwards, A Lunch consisting of just fruit. 5. For Dinner, A nice reasonable, healthy Meal. 6. and Then Sex at least twice before bed. Not only is this diet healthy and very effective, You are guaranteed to be a lot happier.

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Thanks for the info. I booked into Bloomington and got a good deal on a rental car there too. I Figured an extra 30 minute drive from Bloomington vs Changing planes in Cincinnati, a 2 hour layover and having to gate check my Rig on the second Plane to Champaign was an easy choice. Anyone else Flying into Bloomington on the evening of the 5th that needs a ride, PM me.