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  1. mamajumps
    What a postive outlook... being optimistic is always better!
  2. mamajumps
    wow... what and adventure filled life you have.... glad you & your friends are ok....
  3. mamajumps
    Thats nuts!
  4. mamajumps
    and am nervous as hell... if any of ya'll remember I had a cutaway on 5/17 due to full line twists. I intended to get back in the air that day with a rented rig, but it started sprinkling and I never made it. I have literally drove this thing into the ground trying to disect it (what caused the mal). Since I cant figure it out and I am due to finish my canopy course this weekend I am literally sick with nerves. My cutway was also during the canopy course (jump 2) from 5000'. I dont like hop n pops anyway and this has made it worse. Dont know what to do to get over this hump, other than jump but right now Im almost too scared too....
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    I hate too see anyone sick, but preventive measures could have been taken here... (IE no crack). Anyway, Ive only heard one of her songs and she made my ears bleed... I cant sing either, can I get a recording contract somewhere?
  6. mamajumps
    Are you crazy man? Everywhere I go, serves sweet tea.... everywhere... where did you go that didn't? Of course I am in Polk County which is the redneck and good ol boy capital of the world...maybe that makes a difference.... and to the OP... I can relate to and got a chuckle from every single one of those... thanks for starting my Tuesday off with a laugh!
  7. mamajumps
    Happy birthday my cool & wacky friend!
  8. mamajumps
    Haha that was fun....
  9. mamajumps
    Did you steal that from turtle?
  10. mamajumps
    haha.. yeah I totally forgot about my coin collection! I have coins from all over the world, most are worthless (monitarily). My favorites are a German Reich Pfenning from the nazi era and a 1800's (cant remember exact) Morgan Dollar & a Mercury Dime. Would love to have them appraised some day! Ive been collecting coins since I was a freshman in HS..and I just had my 15th HS reuinion!
  11. mamajumps
    I had more, but they were broken in a move I have one original from that collection. Its a shooter glass from Juarez Mexico when my mom and I went there when I was 21
  12. mamajumps
    So who here collects odd things? I collect shot glasses, and rarely drink... and when I do it's beer and not shots... I only have 18, but my collection is growing and growing. My coolest one is shaped like a Margarita glass and the one from the farthest away is from Bologna Italy.... Just curious on what other odd collections might be out ther?
  13. mamajumps
    I just had a sammich... but now I'm craving some Yuengling! And it's all your fault. I will treat you to a Yuengling anytime....
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    You cant afford to pay $11 for a ticket but can afford to pay $19 when it comes out on dvd? yes, cause I will own it.... and 2nd who really goes to the movies alone? It would be more than $11 especially after you paid $29.95 for a coke and small popcorn. Once I own it, I can make my own popcorn, drink my own coke and push pause so I can go pee and not half to deal with the loud mouth disrespectful shit heads that frequent most theaters now days.... In other words, its not a matter of money, its a matter of what you get for that money....
  15. mamajumps
    Don't forget the beer. A sammich just isn't a sammich without a beer. Yuengling lager and a Turkey Sammich... sounds yummy!
  16. mamajumps
    I never thought he was cool. I never thought she was a slut. food wont shut him up, but I know what will... I never really cared as long as the bitch brought me a frickin SAMMICH. Now, go fetch me a beer too. For pete's sake would someone take turtle some food.... You really think that will shut him up?
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    I want to see it.... but I cant afford to take out a loan to go the movies... adult tickets are almost $11/ea here. I can wait 2 months and buy it for $19 at walmart....
  18. mamajumps
    I never thought he was cool. I never thought she was a slut. I never really cared as long as the bitch brought me a frickin SAMMICH. Now, go fetch me a beer too. For pete's sake would someone take turtle some food....
  19. mamajumps
    thats actually a good pic of you Bolas...
  20. mamajumps
    Im far from a snake expert, but the wetlands of Florida have a lot of similar species that the lowlands of TX have. I would venture to guess that the 1st & 3rd are definitly in the moccasin family. Dunno about the 2nd. When in doubt, I assume they are all poisonous...
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    How are you at genitorture? yeah not so much.... A little breath play is ok..but that is as far as Im willing to pretend to venture.... gotta watch how I word things... "the perfect people" that post here are always on their perch waiting to attack whenever I say something out of line....
  22. mamajumps
    Im currently pursuing a 2nd degree, a BSn. But I am seriously thinking about switching to sociology or something else that I could use to help kids. I just graduated as an EMT too. I have a huge desire to help people, anyway I can...
  23. mamajumps
    If she is renting a Sybian, Im gonna go hang out with her....
  24. mamajumps
    Conversation? No - No one told you you could speak without being spoken to. yes master....
  25. mamajumps
    yes it was sarcasm.... which ties to our conversation earlier.... BTW, it was great talking to you!