TheMarshMan1

Hey...don't EVER confuse breasts with testicles!!! ...I've never understood why women want fake boobies- I much prefer the real thing, even if they are small...

LOL!!! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

She's not THAT old!!! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

I'm not a big fan of cats...but this guys a fuck. I'll give him a freakin anxiety attack!!!! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

Yeah, I suppose it is the wrong attitude....I'll see what happens I guess.

That majorly SUCKS dude...cat piss is soo hard to get out of things. I dunno what you could use to get it out....but I'd keep at it with the Febreeze and maybe it'll disappear in a few jumps after its aired out. Goddamn cats... "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

It was actually nice here in NY for a change....about 80 and partly cloudy. I sat around until 12 doing nothing, then I decided that I needed some air. Since the nearest dropzone (thats worth going to) is 4 hours away, I decided to go flying instead. So I go fly, routine flight: go do a VOR check cause its been almost 30 days, go do a few approaches into "Rottenchester", come back home and do a few landings, one real go-around (a naughty pilot crossed the hold short line while I was on short-final- thats another story ) and then call it a day cause my safety pilot has to go. I get back around 3:00, and find out that someone is supposed to pick up the plane at 4. Cool, I'll just hang out and wait for him to show up. So no shit, there I was- sitting in the easy chair staring out the big window, watching the planes take off and land. All of the sudden about half an hour later, out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw a reflection of a girl off the window. Naaaaw, can't be- must be part of my daydream...but its not- she's real . The door opens and this totally hot U.S. Airways flight attendant walks in (in uniform and everything). I quickly jump up and make sure I hadn't drooled on myself while daydreaming, and then ask her if I can help her. I introduce myself, as does she. She wants to take lessons, and has a whole list of questions. So I go about answering them, and then she asks if I'm an instructor. Well, yes and no, I tell her. I'm a ground instructor, but not a flight instructor yet. Then she asks how to go about joining the flying club, so I give her an information packet and my name and number to use as a reference (you have to have a member refer you to get in). I considered offering her an intro. ride, since the plane's already out, but then I realize that she's a fuckin flight attendant- she's spent plenty of time around planes. We chat for a little bit (she's kinda flirty) and then she has to leave to catch a flight out of ROC. I was stoked. Too bad she's probably about 4 years older than me, and I'm sure I dont have a chance in hell- but hey, it was cool anyways!

Finally, I got it to work...that is an AWESOME video man!

Grrr...still not working. It says: "An object or name was not found." And when I click on details, of course it does not give any. I'll keep messing with it... "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

Eh, Media Player is giving me some kinda stupid error....I'll check it out on my computer when I get a chance...its way better than this P.O.S. "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

Hmmm......it no workie on my computer. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure its a problem on my end, this thing is a godawfulpieceofshit!!!!! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

[inspecting hands]....but why?! They aren't dirty!!! [/inspecting hands] "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

0:0:0...AGAIN ...but I go back to FL four weeks from tomorrow, so hopefully I can get back in the air (out of a plane, I mean) again soon!

I could live for the rest of my life on what he got paid for winning that.... "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

12/16 ...dammit, I'm ashamed of myself!!!!!! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

Congrats on your first jump, and best of luck on AFF!!!

LOL, I've dumped a couple of buckets of water on it (or tried to), but it still doesnt get the point. It usually goes up there at night, when of course, I'm not around, so I seldom ever catch it in the act. Water pistol is a good idea though, I'll have to find one and try that....thanks

But it doesnt want to lay on my dad's, mom's or brother's car...i think it hates me! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

Every time (and I do mean EVERY) I wash my truck, my parents stupidass cat walks all over it with its muddy paws. Is there any way (besides my Ithaca Model 37 .12 gauge) that will make that rotten cat stop walking all over my nice clean truck? Its really irritating having paw prints alllll over my truck and my tonneau cover after every time I wash it. Any advice would be GREATLY appreciated.... (just kidding about shooting it, btw- I would never do that

I betcha Quade's already got dibs!!! "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

A friend who had done a tandem once told me that he thought he wanted to do AFF just so he could tell people he was a skydiver. I politely suggested that might not be the best of ideas. He took up flying aerobatics in a Pitts instead...

Anything that gets me to altitude!

I just thought of this last night....Favorite Things, by Incubus... "Too bad the things that make you mad are my favorite things..." (For those of us with unsupportive families, sig. others, etc....lol) "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."

Interesting..... ...http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/space/04/10/new.matter/index.html (for you lazy folk)

I think he was joking, MM.... "If I could be like that, I would give anything, just to live one day, in those shoes..."