TheMarshMan1
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Hmm....permanent marker in the eyes. I can't imagine thats too good....lol. Are those your kids or just a pic you found?
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"I feel ill thinking about it; beer, beer,beer, most of a bottle of Jack D, beer , beeer ,berrr, berrre head, tiolet, spewing, uhhhhhh." Hey Chickenhawk....a word of advice: Liquor before beer, your in the clear- beer before liquor gets you sicker. However, all of that goes right out the window once you reach a certain point in quantities of either, lol.
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"What's the most beer you ever drank in one night? " Ha! Like I'm gonna remember that.......
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Oh yeah, and in the air.....21- and no, i wasnt on it....If I was it would have probably been funnelled loooooong before it built that big, lol.
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"What's the most boobies you've ever seen at once...(He strikes again!!!)" I've been to a couple of concerts where there was PLENTY to look at, lol.... plenty as in probably hundreds (unfortunately they disappeared quickly)....
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"it might actually slow me down some..." Damn, I wish I had that problem....I fall like a freakin feather. Oh well....smaller canopies are easier to pack!
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Started at 18...now I'm 19, and I plan on doing it until...who knows.... Well, until something physical stops me I guess....
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I have nothing to back this up...but I would guess the answer is no. Although, maybe you could get a DZO's permission or something? I dunno...interesting question....
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"bad news: your lower bowel is floating over new mexico" LOL....the hard way to lose weight fast!
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"Any others like this?" I dunno, I can look around. I got this one from http://www.collegehumor.com theres some funny stuff on there...
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Its the USPA monthly magazine...I dunno if their website has it or not, but you can try: http://www.uspa.org
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http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_pong.swf This is hilarious...Or maybe I'm just too easily amused....
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"The person sitting next to her on the plane...didn't they report her missing or did they just enjoy the extra elbow room?" I'd personally just enjoy the extra room and just assume they changed seats. "If the plane crashed, would they find her body with the bowl stuck to her ass?" No, the seal would have been broken...
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What are your favorite skydiving videos?
TheMarshMan1 replied to hisgoofyness's topic in The Bonfire
hahaha...theres a big difference between the price of a car and a DVD player. Besides, if he lives in Siberia (I mean, NY) like I do, then its worth it to be able to watch cool vids in the off season.... -
What are your favorite skydiving videos?
TheMarshMan1 replied to hisgoofyness's topic in The Bonfire
All of them, of course!!! -
"Never pay now when you can pay later." Ha...I think theres a lot of people that would argue with that. Not me of course...as I will be in the market for a new rig soon thanks to plastic...
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Awwwwwwww, that was a DISGUSTING mental picture...and the fact that I'm eating didnt help, lol.
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LOL.....I can just hear the ground crew now... "You want me to do WHAT?!"
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Seems like theres been quite a few in lately... Anyone this month?
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ok ok, maybe your right- its been a while since I've been in one of those....I wasnt defending large asses, nor am I fat myself...in fact, I would probably have to worry more about getting sucked INTO the damn thing, lol.
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"You have to have one HUGE FAT ASS to get stuck on a toilet!!!" Not necessarily....all it has to do is provide a good seal to get stuck....
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Yeah...thats right it was the Delta guy. I see what your saying and totally agree....
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I dont think it was Stebbins/Grimes that said that (but I could be wrong). And no, you sure as hell couldnt have told the story quite right without him in it....
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Everything ran/runs around in the wild at some point...
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I'm gonna march my ass in there and plead not guilty to that one. Thats absolutely rediculous....like I said, I know what Im talking about when it comes to that, and its very hard to tell the difference. I wanna say the guy was just being an asshole, but I have nothing but respect for law enforcement (and not just because of today) and I realize that its their job, and they have the right to hand out tickets for illegal things (as assinine as they may be ). Oh, and to answer your question...no, I dont think it is that kinda ticket...