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  1. What bullshit? Where did I make a non-factual statement? Matt
  2. I didn't even think of that! Genius. That might actually make a piercing worthwhile.
  3. That's what is known as a genetic throwback. Zebras are related to other horse-type animals, and some animals in that group have had horns in the relatively recent past; like just a couple thousand years ago in North America. So the zebra carries the genetic information for horns. Matt
  4. That's kinda like a jackalope. Matt
  5. MF42

    1000th post

    I never said you'd be eating the ice cream. Quit being difficult mister!! Might be a problem here. I really really enjoy being difficult.
  6. MF42

    1000th post

    I don't have the numbers yet, true, but my postloading still beats yours. Matt
  7. MF42

    1000th post

    I told you I can't eat ice cream, remember? Matt
  8. Hell yeah, evil is sexy. Villains always have the most money, the coolest hideouts, the shiniest toys, the most gorgeous women, and they know how to look good in black. Villains aren't limited by any kind of morals or code of ethics or any other crap like that. It's just smash and grab, baby. What hero - so thrifty, loyal, reverent and brave - would even think of installing a moat filled with frickin' sharks with frickin' lasers on their frickin' heads? Villains have the best music. I think that says it all, right there. Matt
  9. MF42

    Grammar police gems

    That however, was one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. I can almost hear a friend of mine from Sconsin. Oh ya, you betcha! Not to get too off-topic here, but speaking of odd regional sayings, whats with people from the south saying, "I'll tell you what..." I always want to answer them by asking, "What?" Guilty as charged. It's just an exclamation that allows me time to prepare the proper emphasis for whatever I'm about to say. Matt
  10. I don't have nightmares at all. Ever. They sound like an unpleasant experience. Matt
  11. You inspired me to do some searching. NSFW Matt
  12. MF42

    1000th post

    This is my 1000th post, giving me a jump/post postloading of 0.006 and representing a large step towards my goal of Senior Postwhore. This means I probably owe somebody some beer. Matt
  13. Something kinda fun...watch "Big Trouble in Little China" and keep in mind that Jack Burton is not the hero in that movie; he's the sidekick! Wang is the hero.
  14. I think the villain is often just a misunderstood hero. Matt
  15. I flirt more in internet land than in real life. In internet land it seems much more clear that flirting is just some casual fun. In real life, I usually don't flirt until I'm considering asking her out on a date. I find it a little disturbing when people who are currently involved start flirting when their SO isn't around. Matt
  16. Which one do you want to be, and why? Matt
  17. MF42

    Keepsake Urns

    I don't ever wear jewelry, but I like the "flight" design best. I'd keep it somewhere safe. Matt
  18. Sounds like a fairly serious assassination if they kept on killing him until he was dead. Matt
  19. Unfortunately, no. Even with insurance my finances took a big hit from the "broken back" incident, so I can't afford fun things like an Oshkosh trip this time around. Next year, though!
  20. MF42

    Evil Game

    My favorite there is the seal bounce. Matt
  21. MF42

    New To Sport

    For various reasons not worth getting into here, I moved into my current home without any furniture. I gradually started buying the bare necessities. Then I rediscovered skydiving. Now I look around my place and think, "Hey, I've got a bed and a chair. What more does the place need, really?" Quality furniture is far too expensive to consider buying when I've got a skydiving habit to feed. Matt
  22. MF42

    Grammar police gems

    When I moved from OK to the IL/WI area, this particular habit became much more common. Somebody would ask, "Hey Matt, we're all going to the show, you wanna come with?" I stand there for a second, waiting for the sentence to be completed, then realize my friend thinks the sentence is done and he's waiting for an answer. It was a little bit awkward until I caught the rhythm. Matt