MF42
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Yeah, that was good. Matt
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That actually hurt a little bit. Matt
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Yes, a hard opening can hurt your back. What struck me as strange was the question, "Did you fall?", when falling is pretty much the only thing that you can be certain happened on any given skydive. It's like asking a swimmer, "Did you get wet?" Matt
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NW, are you a paragraph cop? Personally, I think a relatively short composition such as this can get away with ditching paragraphs. The other post about the fantasy DZ was better, though. Matt
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Stuck at work... catching a plane soon... in a funny mood.
MF42 replied to SlashDog's topic in The Bonfire
I want to jump at your DZ. Matt -
I usually don't cut 'em, just peel 'em like an orange.
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That's good! Matt
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A grapefruit is my all time favorite breakfast, and I'm not even a health nut or dieting. Just don't put sugar on it! Bleah. Matt
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Yeah, that's definitely better than a Post Owl. Matt
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Somebody call me? "cause I'll be the Post Owl. Matt
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Worked for Merlin. Matt
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While the Sugar Momma aspect of a relationship with Veronica is very tempting, in the long run it wouldn't be worth tolerating the non-stop egotistical self-centered pure bitchiness. Betty all the way. Matt
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This morning I went to get x-rays taken of my back in preparation for what will hopefully be the last follow-up visit with the doctor. X-ray tech: So what happened? How'd you do this to yourself? Me: Skydiving. X-ray tech: Oh, wow. Did you fall? Me: ...Yes. Matt
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Dear Sunshine, I don't think I've ever sent a PM to anybody unless I was responding to their PM. Am I missing out on an important facet of the DZ.com experience? Should I become a PM whore instead of or in addition to my postwhoring duties? I think if I ever make it down to SDC and meet you we'll probably find a few things to laugh about.
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So you want to see the mutant nukular alien firefly too? Matt
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Plain white vanilla ice cream, a blacklight, I betcha it would glow pretty good. Matt
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Don't tell whoever's setting this up, but I'd do it for much less than 50 grand, as long as the guy throwing the darts is sober and knows that he gets a cut of the winnings if he's accurate. Matt
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Now that's a little over the top, man. Matt
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Well, maybe not a crossbow...but I've always wanted to learn how to catch an arrow in flight ever since I saw a sideshow carny do it.
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Boner on the toilet seat? Do I even want to know? Matt
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Did you shove a glowstick up there? cause that could be kinda neat. How 'bout glow-in-the-dark balls? That'd be kinda cool. Matt
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Nice. Matt
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Well, that's what happened to that thar nukular firefly. His ass is glowing so bright you could read a book out there if he'd stay still for a little while. Matt
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But...they said it was safe. They said they wanted to be good neighbors. Was it all a lie? Is my ass going to start glowing? Matt
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking, snatch the dart from the side. You'd have to be a dumbass or drunk or both to let the point stick in your palm. Matt