MF42

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  1. I'm pub-challenged. Why does it tell me I can't connect a clone? I didn't even know I had a clone. Does he really look just like me? Matt
  2. Dear Sunshine, Late last night, at your prompting, I exposed myself to the neighborhood, bucket of ice cream in hand. I'm confused and a little bit worried because you never showed. Should I continue to get nekkid in front of the windows every night? Was it the wrong flavor of ice cream? Let me know. Matt
  3. Yeah, she's cute alright. The effect is like some very naughty lingerie in that it's just decoration, not trying to cover anything, instead drawing attention to the uncovered skin. But it's simultaneously kind of disturbing; permanently modifying your body to such a severe extreme isn't exactly attractive. I guess the whole effect is visually appealing but emotionally unattractive. Matt
  4. I've got a postloading of 0.006795! Top that! Edit to add: Nevermind. Lawrocket's postloading is a whopping 0.002367. I've got some serious postwhoring ahead if I'm going to compete with that. Matt
  5. Last weekend was miserable, up around 100F. This weekend back down to low 80s.
  6. See, "Dear Sunshine" is a long-standing favorite around here, and "Stump Scott" was popular for a while. I'm just not sure the market can support another question/answer thread. Not for a while anyway. Matt
  7. I think we already have a word for today. That one might have to go in the list for tomorrow. Matt
  8. You getting a Mini? Nice! I want one.
  9. Well, I guess I'll have to do it on my own. I'm sure I can get Roman (the one and only room service guy) to bring me some beers out by the pool. Cabana boy? Naughty! Matt
  10. Gotta keep your head on a swivel for that concrete pylon traffic cutting you off in the pattern. I hope you, the camper, and the pylon all were ready with your PLFs and nobody got hurt. What wingloading is the camper at? The pylon? Moving itself is never much fun, but exploring a new place to live can be an adventure. Hope you enjoy it.
  11. I already woke up, showered, and got dressed. That's really all I needed to get accomplished today, so I think I'll spend the next several hours surfing the 'net, postwhoring, watching movies, and reading Peter Hamilton's latest book. I might, if I feel like it, do some grocery shopping. But I might not. Just gonna play that one by ear. After getting accustomed to this lifestyle, going back to work in a week or so is going to be painful. Matt
  12. Yep. Too much honesty, that's me. My back's kinda hairy too. Matt
  13. I actually encountered a real live British redneck once in Oklahoma. He was born and raised in G.B., moved to the U.S., and somehow fell into the whole pickup driving, country music listening, tobacco chewing, hunting and fishing redneck lifestyle. Had a cowboy hat, huge belt buckle, the whole works. Bizarre hearing that accent butchering a Garth Brooks song. Matt
  14. Is it something like a dingleberry? Matt
  15. I think it's more traditional to howl at the moon, unless you're Swiss or something. Do Swiss werewolves yodel after they stalk and slay their helpless prey? Matt
  16. Not certain whether I'm a Butt Cheeto or not, but I'll think good thoughts about whatever thang ya got goin' on.
  17. Very good news! Tell everybody involved thanks for keeping on this.
  18. But...but....all my windows are still open. Might traumatize the neighbors and get arrested and stuff. Hey! That's how you knew about my toenail funk! You've been looking in the windows. Where are you? Is this the part in the movie when you see the hero through the rifle scope and a little red dot appears on his chest? Matt
  19. that avatar is on the other computer. Which would require me to get off my lazy ass and change it. If you were lucky someone that had saved it or had the origina file could just PM it to ya. Oh Good GOD already! You and Bolas are driving me NUTZOID tonight with "oh my stuff is in the other room...2 doors down the hall" bullshit! Do your legs work?!!! then MOVE "EM"!!!...That's what happened to those abs... they aren't movin' anymore! Move it! Move it! Move it! Give me 100!!!! DAmmit!!! Yeah, caffeine is good, isn't it? Matt
  20. I'm serious, my right big toe has some ugly funk growing in the toenail. I really should go buy some of that anti-toenail-funk stuff so it won't be so ugly. Matt
  21. I'm beginning to think that you might be hinting at something, but I'm not sure what. Matt
  22. Should've stuck with better topics, like ice cream blowjobs or toe fungus. How'd you know I've got toenail fungus? Matt