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Isn't that illegal? Quite the contrary, It is a blessing bestowed! You can't be one if you weren't born here in this great republic!

Some states will ticket you for this even if you are doing the speed limit if the flow of traffic exceeds what you are doing. YOU are a traffic problem if you do this!

85-95 on the highway in 55-65 zone. Get the fuck out of the fast lane if you aren't passing! Kills me when people are in the left fucking lane and aren't passing! Stay the fuck over assholes!!!!!!

Funny that I dated one for about 6 months and only had sex like 4 times! Found out a few years later that I was the only GUY that she had ever been with! Made since. Sex wasn't a priority with her.

Scots Irish 1/32 Cherokee-Chicksaw Indian 150% Texan!

Dave , This is a sad day in deed. I heard it on AM today. They said when he went into surgury that he said, If im OK I'll see ya in a couple of days, if not. I'll see ya in a couple of hours! He was an artist and will truelly be missed as one of a kind!! GOD bless him and his family! BSBD, cya if I get there with ya buddy!

Look again! I gave my phone # to this ASSHAT!

Well Mr. or Ms. Anonymous, Popsjumper can read and he had no problem with my clarification, please read above. As for my accomplishments, yes I am proud of those but not to belittle the accomplishments of others. Popsjumper, whom I personally congratulated understood the jest. As for my canopy and wingloading being posted, if I comment to someone about canopy or control issues, they don't have to look it up. As for the rest of the information, MY profile is complete, I don't hide behind anonymity when I make a statement. It is plain who I am and where I can be found and can be corroberated by quite a number of posters here as to who and how I am, especially some lower time jumpers here. I post my actual verifiable jump #s because every single one of them is an accomplishment and I'm damn proud of them too. I didn't question your credibility as a skydiver because I have no reason to believe that you even are one. I question your credibility completely. Anyone can post here. I kinda take exception to the fact that your only 2 posts are directed solely at me even after the person that I supposedly offended has excepted my explanation and appology and congratulation. Conway Hall D24335 5711 Schumacher Houston,Tx. Skydive Spaceland Rosharon,Tx. 713 BR 549 this is my #, not Spaceland, Spineless! Mouth thinks that she knows you and has my phone number! Now, who did you say you were? Reason for edit; my phone #

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.Peter at the pearly gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there," says St. Peter. "you'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that."

State of the art tandem sized canopy

OK, I understand that but why are you jumping a tandem canopy?

Just curious why you're jumping a 290 Navigator instead of a 150 Stilletto after 8 jumps.

Sorry, Steve Boyd,Trent Alkek and Jed LLoyd in freeflying!

Yes congrats! They have been working ass on this! Spaceland Anomoly took silver again after a bust in rd 2 or 3! These guys still rock!

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Thanks

I think you should go to a different DZ where you can add in a new visual of another landing area from the air where you know absolutly no one then you can justify this fear! All kidding asside, I am afraid of heights and 3 weeks is to long for me. I do over 500 jumps a year and still occasionally ask. I took off for almost 2 yrs. after 1 tandem and 4 aff. The day I went to a different dz to do the retrain, I got in the King Air during a weather hold and almost threw up from just smelling the plane! The weather cleared and I was given the chance to jump and I passed for a day until I could sleep on it for a night be mentally prepared to jump. I just had to remind myself about how much fun I had once I left the plane. Door fear took about 12 jumps to pretty much settle down. It's normal, you are throwing youself out of a plane! Focus on the good, not the bad, it helps. Staying more current will do wonders also. Good luck!

No worries Dave, you'll be back kill'n kittens in no time, with Morgan's help, of course. Remember to do your therapy!

QuoteActually, I may be wrong, they may have said that having sex with Pam A. with a condom was ok for this question, but it still seems so risky to be with her, in particular. I actually have no desire to even be in the same room with her much less have sex with her and this has nothing to do with the hepatitus. Dosen't stir the rocks in my quarry.

Dude, it's a joke!

John, I would have to buy Heinz Ketchup first.....

1. Create a "new folder" on your computer. 2. Name it "John Kerry". 3. Send it to the trash folder. 4. Empty the trash folder. 5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "John Kerry"? 6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly.....

Yea I figured that out. Just installed it at my office after running Adaware update it found 24 adware and such including COOLWEBSEARCH,VX-2 AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP.Gone now!