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    How 'bout those boy's!
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    Hi Britney, Funny thing, I did my 2000th this weekend and reading this thread I get that lite headed feeling with the fear of heights thing. Glad a good time was had by all.
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    A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback! Hel-LLLO! It's only 25 cents!"
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    For a guy, I guess the question is, do you dress left or right from a tailor's point of view?
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    level 1 repeat-altitude unaware, instructor deploy level 2 repeat-same level 2 repeat- de arched at pull time because of the huge rig was difficult to reach the hacky. Although I did pull it and didn't go unstable at all the instructor pulled from the reserve side and I was told I would have to repeat 2 again. I didn't jump again for almost 2 years. Went to another dz, did a retrain and never repeated again getting off student status in very short order doubling up levels!
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    Quarter the slider then after stuffing the nose, pull the slider out about 3" in front of the nose. Yes it will partially unquarter it but it's the slowing of the air entering the cells that will slow the opening. I got nerve damage in my neck and shoulder from a Sabre slam! The pocket mod is inexpensive and the cure-all for the Sabre though.
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    Stuff the nose in, pull the slider out in front and roll the crap out of the tail! If that doesn't do it, put the pocket on the slider and forget it! PD will not recommend that mod for whatever reason but it WILL correct the slammers. If the pocket is too large it can cause some extremely long snivels!
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    Damn, heal quick and completely sister!
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    How far is Aggie Land from Denver? In Texas terms? Just down the road a piece!
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    to quote billv 9. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and you lose a paying customer! DON'T CHANGE THAT AVATAR!
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    Thank U for the pic and I thank "Videointhesky"
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    God bless him and prayers sent! May he heal well!
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    BSBD
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    Nope. Downloaded Eudora and for 1, it wouldn't import my address book and when I tried to use help it did the same thing, blank page instead of redirecting me through the shortcut so I uninstalled it. It is in my computor settings appearantly, not outlook express!
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    H E L L O ????? No I/T folks in today??
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    Since changing over from NT to 2000 I can't click on shortcuts in my email. It just opens a blank page. I have to copy and paste them in explorer to go there. I'm sure it's something in my settings but but cant figure out where or what. Any computor experts out there today?
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    Be afraid, very afraid!!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Videointhesky did a nice job, thanks David!
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    that would be great but I have office 2000, not XP.
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    I don't have paint. I do have MGI Photo Suite though.
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    A very clear full screen photo like this avatar went to shit when I reduced the size. Any way with std. computor software like imaging or word to correct that?
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    Hello fellow Spacelander
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    A saran wrap dress. Now there would be a good costume for the Atlanta Freefly Boogie, and cheap too!
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    QuoteIt was funnier the first time. It was meant for her. not the repost nazis
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    FLAT TUMMY A little boy walks into his parents' room and sees his mom on top his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees, and blows it right back up again.