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Sure look'n nice today for me..Oh wait, I'm your OBGYN, sorry, I really didn't notice. LMFAO

I still want to know where dust bunnies come from Out of your filthy naval Slapster

Kitty lover special Turn up your volume and move your mouse on it. watch for the paw.

My Rolex is 15yrs. old and it was a company gift for 10yrs. of service. Now we give Tag Hauers for 10yrs. I joke about mine, it's always gained time. When someone asks what time it is and they see it and I tell them 35 miutes earlier than the face says, I tell them it's just a piece of jewelry that gives an estimate of the real time!

After starting AFF at Skydive Houston years ago then finishing it a couple of years later at Skydive USA (now defunct), I visited Spaceland and made it home! Nice otters, great facilities with a restaraunt, huge air conditioned packing rooms and like 120 acres of mostly wide open landing area. A nice pond to swoop or swim along with a regulation swoop ditch. Bunk rooms cheap if you want to stay there. Hot showers in nice bathrooms seperate for men and women. Well organised manifest room with multiple employees to handle the money, tandems and the loads. The location is a short drive(1/2 hr) south of Houston. In case of the rare off landing there are plenty of outs surounding the dz. The only downside to the area are the mosquitos(blood sucking vampire sized ;-0) that can take over at night! So come prepaired for good times,plenty of good quality jumps from awsome aircraft, sweet swoops and nice landings just remember to bring the DEEP WOODS OFF!

Who makes that?

Funny that I didn't know about this thread and I sent a pm to Lisa when I was in dire pain from my surgury today! She called 5 minutes later and helped me through it!

going under the knife today to find if my my bladder cancer is gone. I'll be surprised!

QuoteWhy did Jesus cross the road? Now that just ain't rite.

I know, I know, you meant neutered - it just looked too funny! No, "Nuttered" is when you do it to them with pliers and a hammer on a gravel road!

Just to let interested parties hear some positive news. The did an endoscopy(sp) on my mother's esophogus today and besides the ulsers from the radiation and chemo, it appears the treatment so far was a success. She's still having a lot of pain swallowing anything but brothy soup but no sign of the cancer! To all that sent their well wishes, vibes and prayers, we thank you! It just may have had some influence! Original Thread

So cute! Glad you found a home for them. Now if you ship the Herc to his Uncle Conway................

That is very sad to hear Andrea but at least there's hope. Sending all the prayers I can muster y'all's way! {{{{{+++++Ryan+++++}}}}} Conway

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus? "The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again but for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus? The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Looks nice but in a short time,I think you'll regret getting a white rig. You can't just was it like your jumpsuit and it will show everything.

How about a 7 cell class? F111 reserve class? J/K

Could mean shit if it wasn't clarified it was heterosexual only!

No, but if you go enjoy some Houston sunshine, it will fry that egg right on your face since I'm not looking to bright today!

Does it count as a "date" if you've just met and still don't know her name in the morning? ----------------------- I'm in agreement on this question. More often like this than an actual "date" in the old free sex days!

Trust me the steak will be the cheap end of the deal! ,Goldschlager, ,Goldschlager Goldschlager Goldschlager Goldschlager Goldschlager!

Absolutely timeless.....

First playoff series win ever! No wild cards in '80,'86! 1980 we did go the distance in a 5 game series.

As I said"No, the first time we've even won a playoff series(correct). Not to mention taking a championship series to the max(7 games) ,as a wildcard!"

Astros tried.. farthest we've been in the playoffs in a long time. I could go into a huge tirade about what my team did wrong etc.. etc.. but I'm not.. ------------------------- No, the first time we've even won a playoff series. Not to mention taking a championship series to the max as a wildcard! The hitting that got us there fell silent in the end and we kept the best hitting team in basesball to some pretty low scoring games. Go Cards.

Britney, I understand the sentiment but even though they were our nemesis and took us out, they are the National League champs! Although we gave everything we had and lost, we played honorably and just lost to the better team. The bats that got us there went silent in the end. I rooted for Boston against the dreaded bottomless money pit that is Steinbrenner's Yankees but my loyalty remains in the NL. I think the Astros themselves would prefer the Cards over the Sox.