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FLAT TUMMY A little boy walks into his parents' room and sees his mom on top his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping, the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees, and blows it right back up again.

From MSNBC?

Also one for bestiality. Would that be called Clay's Forum?

Afraid my day just turned into one of those. Just got a call from my urologist and its back to the hosptal for another cystoscopy for the bladder cancer that may still be there

Unfortunately the tv media/sensationalist don't realise that telling the actual facts would be just as interesting to the general public and beneficial to our sports reputation. They just portray us as a bunch of whacked daredevil thrill seekers cheating death one more time on every attempt.

Yea they did May they have the good fortune to continue on with a purpose. Now maybe the naysayers will lead Bags and Biggio to the Hall of Fame with a world series ring apiece. Our rotation or lack therof will get severly tested in this series and, yes the Birds were playing possum in the last series to hurt Chicago I believe. This team has to just B E L I E V E !

I'd actually like to see that...j.k. I'm okay with being shorter, eye to eye, or taller. The heart and mind is what really matters

5'9+ but for you K, I'd wear heels!

Yes. He's a very 'well rounded' skydiver. Did you meet him at Perris during the big-ways? No just Jon and Mike on the hybrid 104way.

is Rook, Matt?

I saw Jesse is in the open class. Nice showing by Deguello17 and great job by Touch-N-Go beatin Jim Jenkens team in the jump off! What a comeback for Airspeed16!! I won't see ya tommorrow unless you come to San Marcos. C'lee says hi!

Can someone copy and paste the results. For some reason I cant open it up here. Thanks. Conway

Oh wow I'm not sure were you're going with that but I'm thinking if it has anything to do with my butt it can't be good. No, you got it turned around, Lisa's a good girl!

Always a joy to be ascended. or was that ass ended by Lisa?

Well now, Since you didn't crack on me That time, I appologize to you too for the misunderstanding. No offense intended. Take a minute and fill out that profile! And I'd probably be happy to share my sky with ya. Congrats to; Don Champagne Knox Demmond Steve Haseman Dan Kotz Greg McKellar Bruce Meinert Richard Perez Gary Shaffer Max Sidner Andy Whitlock Rick Whitlock and to the 12th unmentioned in skydiving.

No, this! I drive back and forth to San Antonio on a fairly regular basis. In between the cities, it's not too bad, but every once in a while, you'll get a couple of jackasses who pull a 'Texas roadblock' and drive abreast, under the limit. Then, ALL the traffic piles into the left lane, bumper to bumper so no one can speed up and cut in from the right. Then they sit there. And wait...for the asshole in the front to even glance in the rearview and then maybe he'll realize that's his fault, and if the stars align, maybe he'll give a crap. Often it's some oblivious, harried soccer mom in her Ford Excessive, distracted by the kids, yakking on the cell phone, looking for the baby's Cheerios... disaster waiting to happen. I leave them alone. Most of the time though, no matter who is behind the wheel, it's painfully obvious that they left the house that day forgetting to do one important thing: turn on their brains. They're on autopilot, dead from the neck up, passengers in their own vehicles. They don't even know that the little lever on the steering column can tell everyone around them that they're about to drift left. Nor do they pay any attention to the little mirror showing them I just slammed on my brakes at 80 to avoid rear-ending them at 55. The funny thing is, you can have this conversation with anyone, because no one thinks it's them you're both talking about... Head on a swivel, check your blind spot, use your blinker, use the right pedal, but first, turn on your brain!

All out of state plates here seem oblivious and there's lots of them here!

Why can I SO hear these words coming out of your mouth at 80mph!

#489, Instant canopy spun up with risers pinned behind my neck, saddled at 1400' under reserve. Nice to get the first out of the way.

1/1.0 WING LOADING and that is not expert wing loading! That's beginer.

Congrats my brother!

Welcome to our reality!

At sea level in Texas, we use 190's for tandems, surfs up! We have 210'-150' Sabres for students. Our Students learn on 1/1 canopies basicaly.