lippy

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  1. I got everybody on my list figured out...except my sister. What's a good gift for a 26 year old school teacher? I havn't even seen her in almost 2 years, and have no idea what she's into. I wanna get her a nice gift, prefferably for under $50. Any ideas??? I got nuthin
  2. I checked out that goggle mount a while ago and it looks kinda sketchy to me. Don't know if I'd trust it. Although, I do know a few people who had dytters/pro-tracs fall out of their mounts, and L&B replaced them without hassle. A pouch sewn into the V sounds like a pretty good idea though. I got nuthin
  3. So I won a pro-dytter as a door prize at our year end party. I jump a skateboard pro-tec, with no shell over the ears. However, the chin-strap kinda Vs off from either side of the ear, and I'm gonna try to mount it accross that V. The position over the ear is good, my only concern is how the hell to get the thing on there. Anybody got some experience in the area here??? I got nuthin
  4. Whoa Jim!!!!! Thanks for explaining our no longer mis-understood friend, BEER. I actually learned a lot from that. Imagine, learning on DZ.com. That's too much for the brain, I need a beer. I got nuthin
  5. My 100th was a 5-way that went to shit. Sweet skydive anyway, even though I got nailed with ice pellets the entire time. Hopefully 200 will happen in a couple days. I just got a message that Edmonton Skydive will open this weekend!!!!!! I got nuthin
  6. Hey, I'm not a BASE jumper yet, but hope to get into it some day. I want to do it right and a BASE school isn't a priority for my money right now. Anyway, I found this on 'www.afn.org/skydive' got a laugh out of it, hope nobody's offended: > I don't know exactly what "BASE" stands for, > buildings, antennas, blah, blah, blah, so I made my own. > > 1. Brains Atrophied - Speeding Earthward > 2. Becoming Another Splotch - EEEW!! > 3. Bragging About Stupid Endeavors > 4. Banging Against Solid Earth > 5. Brains Aren't Solidly Engineered > 6. Balls ARE Solidly Engineered > 7. Beginning A Sooner Eternity > 8. Becoming A Stiff Early > 9. Buddies Are Surely Endangered > 10. Bodies Are Shattered Eventually > 11. Brushing Away Safety Egotistically > > And, since I have some spare time, here's a haiku: > > Brisk wind on my face > 'Chute won't open - holy crap > Pants are filled with poop I got nuthin
  7. First, figure out your ideal wingloading: Wl = (#j x St)/IQ. Where: Wl = wingloading #j = # of skydives under belt St = size of testicles. (Max diameter in centimeters) And IQ being the IQ of the subject. No that we know our ideal Wing-loading, it's a simple formula to determine your ideal canopy size. Weight/Wingloading = canopy size in square feet. See kids, math can be fun. I got nuthin
  8. lippy

    Misplaced Rig

    Just when you thought Greg Gasson was nuts I got nuthin
  9. 25-16 for Montreal. DAMB!!!!! I got nuthin
  10. Used to be log rollin. Then big John used the log for his new cabin, so we cants play that there game no more. Grey Cup. The 'Super Bowl' of the Canadian Football League. You guys need to get out more I got nuthin
  11. Montreal @ Edmonton. Kick-off in 7 minutes. My money's on Edmonton, if I had any money that is. So grab a beer, watch the game. Should be a good one. I got nuthin
  12. It'd be different...I think I'd try it if there was no DZ for miles and miles. Otherwise, it'd a waste of jump money IMO. I got nuthin
  13. By that you mean your 'first' fully eliptical canopy??? BEEEERRRRR!!!! Have fun with the canopy man I got nuthin
  14. lippy

    crappy weekend

    If it makes you feel any better, you'll probably have a pilot next weekend, but there will probably more snow on the runway up this way I got nuthin
  15. lippy

    Clay Wants Boobs!

    Maybe we can start a DZ.com man-boobs fund? I got nuthin
  16. lippy

    Clay Wants Boobs!

    I thought he had real nice man-boobs though. Goin for the upsize are ya I got nuthin
  17. Tell Clay there's a sheep in freefall I got nuthin
  18. Put your beer into a pop can??? I got nuthin
  19. lippy

    ANTI-TALIBAN

    Anybody else hearing deulin banjos??? I got nuthin
  20. It's Friday but I Am not too pumped because The DZ is closed WINTER SUCKS!!!!!! (52 DAYS TO AZ 4 ME!!!) I got nuthin
  21. UNFORTUNATELY?!?!?!?!?! I consider the ability to projectile vomit simply from eating shellfish to be one helluvan attribute I got nuthin
  22. Yep, sure do. I may not be the crunchiest cookie in the box, but I figured that one out I got nuthin
  23. I'm trying to use some training software that's based on MS Access. When I try to start into the lessons, I get an error about the OLE server. It's telling me the OLE server isn't set up, or I don't have permissions for it. I can find an OLE driver file, but that's all I know about this shit. Anybody, anythoughts? I got nuthin
  24. I think I'd love to see it. Both for entertainment as well as education. Just sucks that there would be a few whuffos permanently turned off of the sport from seeing this. Dah Well I got nuthin
  25. Ottawa is the capital of this great country. Come on people, get your shit together or we'll stop sending you comedians and beer!!! I got nuthin