lippy

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  1. My sister got me Parachuting, The Skydiver's Handbook for Xmas a couple years ago. Last year she got me this little cooler/chair with a note from her inside that said 'to keep your beer in at the drop zone'. That's what I've gotten from my 'whuffo-as-they-come' family. I got nuthin
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    Tit-ee bar(NSFW)

    Here's my contribution I got nuthin
  3. 'You've been mostly dead all day' Andre the Giant - The Princess Bride I got nuthin
  4. Is that the standard camera slot for a beech? I got nuthin
  5. 'Uh, Sir, somebody on the Orlando just dropped 45cents.' 'Are you sure' 'Oh yeah...A quarter...'n 2 dimes' -Down Pericsope I got nuthin
  6. Personnalized pull-ups? I got nuthin
  7. That's opportunity for advertising on the manufacturers' part..."Our beer; The brand you'll kill for" I got nuthin
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    No Life

    No excuse whatsoever. I'm just pathetic. I got nuthin
  9. Take it as a sign man. A sign, like 'Will Pack for food' Best of luck bro I got nuthin
  10. 39 days till AIRIZONA. That do, Dave? I got nuthin
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    Favorite film?

    'A Simple Plan' is one of my favs I got nuthin
  12. I totally have respect for anybody who's jumped. I wouldn't blow somebody off for only having one jump, any more than I'd expect to be blown off for only having 200 by somebody with 1000 jumps. I got a kick out of the caption calling him a skydiver. When I had 1 jump, or 10 for that matter, I didn't call myself a skydiver. I looked forward to being able to call myself I skydiver, but didn't consider myself one. I got nuthin
  13. I doubt they're so anal these days as to make you leave a pen behind...At least, I sure as hell hope not I got nuthin
  14. So I turn on You Gotta See This (a Canadian Real TV), and here's this guy under canopy with his foot around a couple of lines and a partially inflated canopy spinning over his head. This guy was a first jump student, went unstable on exit and got tangled. So he's under canopy spinning, his girlfriend, filming from the ground is hy-freakin-sterical, and the radio guy is in the background saying "Jumper #1, locate and pull your emergency handle" over and over. Eventually he pulls silver, falls out of the lines and gets a nice-looking round over his head. And in the interview the caption reads: 'Joe Blow, SKYDIVER' WTF is up with that I got nuthin
  15. I had some heat flying out of Calgary last May. It was an 'unedumacated dipshit', who didn't care about the Cypres or anything else, just the fact I wanted to take a parachute on an airplane. Her supervisor was equally stunned. After a few trips to the ticket counter and back, I boarded the plane with the gear on my back (in a backpack), after being escorted through security by Air Canada personnel. I just checked it in Halifax on the way back. I got nuthin
  16. Care to elaborate? I got nuthin
  17. Nicely done. I just made if myself I got nuthin
  18. My boss is trying to make up a template document in Word. He wants to be able to type and not alter the doc other than adding the text. I've played with it a bit, but I'm wondering if anybody knows how to do this off-hand??? I got nuthin
  19. Saw that, and I'm downloading a bunch of 'Matt Foley, motivational speaker' clips. Fuck that guy was funny I got nuthin
  20. Born and raised in a little town in Northern Cape Breton, Nova Scotia Then I moved to the mainland at 17, to Antigonish N.S. Moved to Calgary, Alberta shortly after, and now I live in Red Deer, Alberta, where it's very cold and snowy I got nuthin
  21. Ohhhhhh, now I get it. And I'll stop now I got nuthin
  22. I'm still a little confused, but I think I'll figure it out soon I got nuthin
  23. I'm confused...My post doesn't make me a post-whore, but yours does. I got nuthin
  24. I'm an old hand now. Whoo-Hoooooooo!!!!!!! This doesn't mean I'm a post-ho, does it????? I got nuthin