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Yeah, his is better I got nuthin

This is going from memory, but: Santa, like all pilots, is subject to checks from FAA personel. One evening, close to Cristmas, an FAA official showed up at the North Poll to check out his operation. They cleaned the sleigh to a fine finish, buffed Rulolph's nose to a high gloss, and finally, it was time for the check ride. After Santa had gotten everything ready, the official hopped into the sled carrying a shot-gun. Seeing the confused look on Santa's face, the official winked and wispered: 'I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff' I got nuthin

But, but Sir...I thought you said these things can go over anything I got nuthin

It's a miracle breakthrough!!!!!! Somebody just invented an automatic packing machine. It's reliable, packs in 5 minutes and requires no maintenance. But, it costs the same as that new AAD you need and you can only afford one or the other. What do you do????? I got nuthin

I used to smoke A LOT of weed. Then I started jumping. Right off the bat, I knew it was expensive, and I started cutting un-needed expenses. No regular smoking any more, just the odd time I'll by an eighth and smoke for a week or so. I've met enough people who were hooked on the hard shit to know it's best to STAY-THE-FUCK-AWAY!!!!!! I got nuthin

You can post to me. I'll be here, rocking back and forth with my tin foil antenna/helmet trying to pick up radio transmissions from the otters Did I mention I hate you guys? I got nuthin

There's a lot of dot-comers spending Christmas in Eloy, and I imagine most of you won't have web access there. So, I'd just like to say right now: I hate you guys sooooooooooooooooooo much. Oh, and have an awsome holiday. Wish I could be there

Sorry, I should have specified East Coast of Canada. When I went home last May there hadn't been a load up yet I got nuthin

Not so much options as places I'll look for work if the Texas thing doesn't go through. Mainly the East Coast. And I grew up there, the season is short. On the plus side, a short season leaves more time to save for new gear in the off-season I got nuthin

Thanks for the info guys. It sounds like there's a few mixed opinions of the area here, but so far it's the only place I may have an option for that's jumpable year round. Otherwise, I can keep looking for work back east, but their season there is even shorter than it is here. I got nuthin

Somebody get her some party tunes and a bottle...STAT!!!!!!! I got nuthin

Seeing as Talk-Back is where a lot of people hang out, it seems like a good place to get a general idea of what everybody does. Personally, I keep it on my belly. I love watching freefly, and wanna get into it some day, but right now I'm concentrating at not sucking at RW. How bout yourself??? I got nuthin

Come on Lisa...Alanis Morrisette!?!?!?!?!?!? it can't be that bad... I got nuthin

You got it right on the 'or...NOT' option. "Oh yeah, I'm sure I only wanna do a hop-n-pop...Really" I got nuthin

When I started at the job I have now, over a year ago, it blatently stated in my job offer that this was a training position, and I should expect to be transferred within 2 years. I wasn't too pumped on moving here, although I'm glad I did, cause I probably wouldn't have ever gone to my now-home-DZ if I wasn't living here, but I digress. 5 months after I started they fired the dumbass who was doing my job before, so now I'm the guy in our shop...Indefinitely. I want to get the F$%K out of town, and am considering some options. One of those options is a transfer to the company's Ft. Worth, Texas shop. I know there's at least a couple of Texans in here (Dave, Amber), and am wondering what it costs to live around there...You know, rent, food, taxes and guns. Everybody in Texas has a gun, right??? And the most important piece of info of all. What's the jumping scene like around the Ft. Worth area? I know nothing, and am going to see my bosses boss on Monday. I'd like to know a little about where I may be asking for a transfer to. I got nuthin

Never done it, maybe someday. Although I must say I've been there and I DO NOT like sharing a C-182 with a naked man I got nuthin

That's gotta be very rewarding...and challenging to be working with a kid like that. I got nuthin

One good cure for a cold is to sit down and drink a bottle of whiskey straight. It always worked for my grandfather...On the other hand, he was a raging alcoholic I got nuthin

Sublime. Nice mellowin tunes, for another pathetisad Friday night in front of the computer I got nuthin

Never almost burned the house down, but there are a lot of scorched birch trees in the woods within a 1mile radius of my parents' house I got nuthin

I'd take a big stinky dump on the boss's desk, get all family and friends out of debt, buy an old Otter body and turn it into the schweeeetest camper Skydive AZ has ever seen, and live a happy life. Oh, and 3 chicks at once I got nuthin

Mike, you are an extremely sick and twisted individual, and I urge you to seek psychological couselling I got nuthin

ROTFLMAO. That's as funny as it is very, very wrong I got nuthin

I've always said, the day I need it is the day I quit jumping. And my biggest fear in this sport is having it fire(fire b/c I need it, that is). I bought a used one that's timed out after next season, not sure if I'll get a new one or not. Probably depends on where I'm at, and where I think I'm going with my skydive career at the end of next season. I got nuthin

I had to share that with somebody...Too bad the first person I saw online on my MSN list works with special needs children. She wasn't impressed. I got nuthin