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    WALT!!!

    TrophyHusband replied to karenmeal's topic in The Bonfire

    i think its funny that the first 3 threads this morning are: WALT!!! Sucks G Spot "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    wow, you're adventurous doing anal on the beach. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    absolutely. my full time job is to take care of my family. honestly its the best job i've ever had. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    i'll be getting snipped as soon as i get permission, but until then i'm required to remain fertile. i would have used it in my younger days though. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    [reply "Lindsey, I'm not sure, but I think I might have got f*(ked up the @ss last night." Ummm....who actually says that? the life of the party. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    deer. they are very tasty. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    my scrotum healed very quickly. thank you for your concern. now i just shave. and you're right, mommy doesn't dutch oven herself. in fact, she's not a big fan of other people dutch ovening her. ok, that's not completely true. she doesn't like it when i dutch oven her, but she thinks its funny when my offspring does it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    sure, throw me under the bus. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    not only does he admit when he farts, he's very proud. he recently learned from somewhere a new game called "dutch oven". he absolutely loves to dutch oven his mommy. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    Just something my 3 year old announced at the top of his lungs while waiting in line at the post office. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    so you've been married? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    thank you. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    i got back from vegas last night and had a great time, but i spent most of my time playing hold'em at green valley ranch. the drinks were free, strong, and often. i loved to play early in the day when the tables were mostly full of bitter old locals. it was as much funn watching these peole get pissed off when they lost as it was winning the money. i've never understood why people go to the lowest limit tables and then bitch that they can't win because other people "don't know how to fucking play". i've also seen this a lot at backjack too. since i play low limit, i didn't win a lot of money, but i did win and had a great time doing it. next time maybe i'll spend more time on the strip. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    so what's this very very very small knack you speak of? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    thats good because anal before vaginal could cause a nasty infection.besides, it makes your pussy taste like shit. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    if its light enough and cheap enough, it would be great. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    i'll try that. i intend to try a few things here at the house before going into the woods. i'll also buy a mag fire starter of a different brand and give that a shot. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    i'll have a lighter with me, but they don't work very well if they get wet. i'll also have some waterproof matches as well as strike anywhere matches with me. i'm even making dryer lint as we speak. the thing is, if i'm in a situation where i have to make a fire, i'll be cold, tired, bloody, and very possibly wet. there are wolves and bear in the area so my nerves will be on edge. i want to make damn sure i have the capability of making fire. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    i just bought one and it doesn't seem to work. i scraped a pile of shaving about the size of a quarter and placed cotton ball soaked with alcohol next to the pile. i made tons of sparks, all going right into the pile of magnesium for quite some time with no results. i continued frantically making sparks until finally the cotton balls caught on fire. i rolled the flaming balls aroung in the magnesium and it still didn't catch on fire except for the occasional spark from a piece of mag lighting up. is this normal, or did i just get a shitty piece of magnesium? i'll be hunting elk alone this year and if i put one down in the evening, chances are very good that i will end up staying all night with the animal. i need to be certain that i can start a fire. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    in the navy there were always sea stories about junior enlisted men with a last name such as stain. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    that's true. a lot of docs seem pretty prude. i recently had to explain to a gynecologist what a camel toe was. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    sometimes that doesn't even work. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    only on good days! "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    yeah but then she would have filled up with dirt. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com
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    hell no. my wife is not allowed near razors, knives, or tools. she's just not that skilled with them. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com