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fucking awsome. i'm proud to be a bronco. great game all the way through. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i prefer to coquer the trim in the bedroom and sometimes in the kitchen, but anywhere you can conquer the trim is good. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

damn that's a long finger. have you ever thought of a career in proctology? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i was thinking the same thing. i'm sure there is someplace you could celebrate the new year, sleep off your hangover, move back one time zone and do it all over again. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

the wife's at work and the kids are in bed so i'm alone too. i'm trying to drink my bottle of champagne, but i'm not doing very good, i don't even have a buzz yet. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i went to ushuaia many years ago (remember the clubhouse days?) i was shocked at the number of icecream parlors there, and i was there in the winter. have a fun and happy new year kreg. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

to be the person my son thinks i am. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

as a matter of fact i do, and its due for it again. only one year until boards so she's been studying a lot and leaving books strewn about the house. i think i'll go get some rum. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

she is one of 3, with call one week at a time. the doc she follows does everything she can to keep women pregnant until she is off call so meg has done 50% of the deliveries in the past 8 months. at least she gets paid stright salary with no extra pay per procedure so they make the same amount of money. its wonderful. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

god damn you've turned into a post whore. when the hell do you see patients? when we get done with the air farce, we're coming to work with you. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

my wife is on call so i'm going to stay home with her new year's eve. the next day i'm getting a babysitter and going to a friend's house to watch the fiesta bowl. Go BSU! "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

along with the slices of cheese and various crackers, serve it with slices of tart apples. i'm assuming your relatives caught and smoked their own salmon. if that's the case, enjoy it. you can't buy quality like that. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

any size a woman is willing to show me is perfect. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

hookers don't count "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

it sounds like you're sticking to the rule of 4. any combination of drinks and pills that equal 4 is fine (your liver may not agree). my preference is 2 pills and 2 beers, "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

why is the fat guy hittin it from behind? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

being very vascular, the man-bag heals quickly. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

not true. i love my wife, but if i ever did anything to piss her off, i would live in fear. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

one time after a cleaning the dentist gave me 3 valium with the same instructions for my next visit. i washed down all 3 at once with a couple of beers and skipped the appointment. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i heard you could get wicked high from nutmeg, but for some reason nobody does it. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

is there anything that he can be charged with criminally? "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

i think that nifong should be sued as well, but unfortunatly he is protected from lawsuits. that doesn't mean that enough lawyers and money couldn't find a way around it. nifong is a very very bad guy and likely won't get the punishment he deserves. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

service has to be really exceptional for me to praise. by the same token, it takes a lot to complain. last week i took a small stuffed bear with a gift card to the post office to mail it. i picked out a small box to put it in and went to the counter. the man there insisted that i pay for the bear that i had brought in with me becaus ethey sold stuffed animals there and i didn't have a reciept. we argued about it and i told him to review the security tapes and he would see that i walked in with it. he then held the bear up and yelled to the other clerk "do you sell this man this?". she said no and he told me that i would have to pay for it. i then loudly said"sir, the tag says toys-r-us right on it". he then relented. even this wouldn't have gotten a compaint, but then he charged me for the box only and said that i would either have to purchase a roll tape or go home and tape the box and bring it back. i asked why i couldn't just shift to the empty booth with the roll of packing tape like normal and he said no. during this whole ordeal i was holding a squirming 1 year old. i went home and called the postmaster. to his credit, he actually came to my house and picked up package and apologized for the behaviour of his employee. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

barbecued chinese chicken lettuce wraps and wine. my waxer is bringing something that is a cross between a potsticker and a spring roll. i can't remember what they're called. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com

when people climb alpine style, do they remove all of their ropes? could mountains over 8000m even be climbed if people had to leave enough gas in the tank to remove all of their shit? i would say if that was the standard, far fewer people would be able to summit everest. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com